If you've ever bought a can of whipped cream at the grocery store and when you got home realized it didn't have any propellant in it, that was probably me. Sorry.
I thought that meant that you were some kind of engineer who invented a type of whipped cream canister people can't get high from.
Then I realized this was /r/drama. So instead, you're just an unwashed homeless junkie who roves from grocery store to grocery store breathing all the propellant from whipped creams?
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-04-16
SMASH THE NECROMATRIARCHY
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1 Ewindal 2019-04-16
Whipped cream dispensers rose up
1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-16
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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1 MrBeanFlicker 2019-04-16
Who the fuck still does whippets?
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16
If you've ever bought a can of whipped cream at the grocery store and when you got home realized it didn't have any propellant in it, that was probably me. Sorry.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16
I thought that meant that you were some kind of engineer who invented a type of whipped cream canister people can't get high from.
Then I realized this was /r/drama. So instead, you're just an unwashed homeless junkie who roves from grocery store to grocery store breathing all the propellant from whipped creams?
I feel like I don't even need to ask.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16
Its so enjoyable watching kids grow up.
Patience is mandatory to deal with their slowness.
But when they finally 'get it', so rewarding.
1 cmakk1012 2019-04-16
Sometimes I start to think the /r/drama jerk about the user base being the absolute dregs of humanity is exaggerated
Then I remember /u/dratamard2
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-04-16
That's what being an unironic Edlet'll do to ya, yeah.
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-04-16
She was making whipped cream you incel fuck đŸ˜
1 longfacepug 2019-04-16
Imagine spending all your time at the gym sculpting the Chaddet tier bod and you die from some Reddi Wip.
That sucks.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-16
No need to give her an Ard’time over it.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-04-16
Which brand of whipped cream is anti thot
1 GetUpAndGoGorl 2019-04-16
None of this would have happened if her bougie ass would have bought some Reddi wip from the store like a normal person.
1 byobombs 2019-04-16
Right? Who the fuck thinks "Oh whipped cream would be great on this. Lets find a way to spice this process up" ???
1 XakeMarte 2019-04-16
1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-16
burgers and whipped cream just don't go well together, everyone knows that.
1 LongPostBussy 2019-04-16
I don't see the loss
1 AstroPlank 2019-04-16
Nice article from 2017
1 snallygaster 2019-04-16
Why would you have a whipped cream cannister from 2013
1 nio151 2019-04-16
It's a cooking instrument
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16
Bitches don't know how to cook these days. You might as well speak klingon when describing kitchen utensils.
1 nio151 2019-04-16
Haha bitches amirite
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16
Sorry forgot I was in crackerville.
bitchesfoids1 nio151 2019-04-16
Haha foids amirite
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-16
Not once.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-16
why do u need whipped cream for so many years?
1 nio151 2019-04-16
You use it a couple times and put it away when you don't?
1 Sea_Safe 2019-04-16
d-do you not understand how a nitrous injector works?
foids must truly never be allowed to leave the house for their own safety
1 snallygaster 2019-04-16
why would you not only need a one-use device for making whipped cream but keep it around for year?
1 Sea_Safe 2019-04-16
because it's not one use SMH
1 fernguts 2019-04-16
Take this boring shit back to /r/offbeat.