Here's a rare Iranians vs Pakistanis drama about some classic questions like "Who are the bigger historical rape babies?", "Who are the true successors of ancient Persian culture?", "Which of these two lack any sort of self-respect for their own culture and ape Arabs?" and more.
58 2019-04-16 by Stoicpeace
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-16
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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1 Ashleychud 2019-04-16
Arenโt pakis just low caste Indians who supported the Muslim invaders?
1 Stoicpeace 2019-04-16
Depends on the region tbh.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-04-16
Iranians should go back to Zorastrianism tbh.
Based fire deity, OG concepts like free will, good vs evil, a prophet who Spoke Thus, what's not to like?
1 DmesticG 2019-04-16
Iran should just have a revolution already
1 kittendispenser 2019-04-16
Don't forget the optional Xwedodah
1 CrackIsHealthy4U 2019-04-16
If all the countries of the world were given technology and space ships to go live on Mars, Pakistan would burn the documents, drill through the hard drives, and fly their ship into a building then make public speeches decrying the horrors of terrorism and how we need to eradicate it.
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-04-16
1 Mahmud-of-Ghazni 2019-04-16
Nope, we'd use it to wipe out anglo scum.
1 Wolkenfresser 2019-04-16
t. Inbred taxi driver
1 Jiggy-Jigga 2019-04-16
Nah, their spaceship would get (destroyed by a wild pig)[https://www.upi.com/Archives/1987/06/16/F-16-knocked-out-by-wild-boar/4437550814400/]
1 Stopwatch064 2019-04-16
Off topic but one of lifes great pleasures is calling Iranians Arab. Remember that the next time you interact with one.
1 AngrylikeaMule 2019-04-16
Like calling a Puerto rican a Mexican/Bosnian a Serbian?
1 Stopwatch064 2019-04-16
Yes and the best part is that I look so racially ambiguous I can always get away with doing this to anyone.
1 JumbledFun 2019-04-16
it's fun calling serbs turks. The ottomans pretty much bred out that whole area
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-04-16
"How to get stabbed"
1 PracticalOnions 2019-04-16
I like this assisted suicide technique tbh, very historical
1 MagicHoudini 2019-04-16
I do that to Pakistani which makes them unreasonably mad. Iโve rarely interacted with Iranians
1 Sikander-i-Sani 2019-04-16
Does it? Pakis are some of the biggest Arab wannabes
1 econ_throwaways 2019-04-16
Man they are so insistant that they're PERSIAN and speak FARSI not arabic
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-04-16
Lmao
1 AFGANG 2019-04-16
Iran is literally one of the few nations in the middle-east thst isn't artificial lol.
1 AncientSyrup 2019-04-16
I learned: a bit more about cursing, and some middle east politics / current events from that
1 BilalChhapariya 2019-04-16
That Paki guy is espousing a retarded ideology known as "neo-Indus" which was started on a nationalist forum called defence.pk. Essentially it boils down to Pakistanis supposedly being the "real Indians" because the Indus River is in Pakistan and the names sound similar. Also all of the achievements of Ancient India such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, various Empires etc are actually "Ancient Pakistani" achievements. It's essentially Afro-centrism with a goat fucking flair.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-16
Those people have nuclear weapons
1 voytke 2019-04-16
One of the things in this world I can't understand. Whole world is apeshit about Iran having nukes but fucking Pakistan(which is basically the mix of the worst India and Islam have to offer) having them is cool.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-16
If a meteor the size of Texas was headed for Earth, Pakistanis would unironically cheer for it in the off chance it landed in India or Bangladesh.
1 BussySundae 2019-04-16
Because its virtually guaranteed that PK's nukes would be used to glass IN, which is two birds with one stone.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-04-16
The two birds being China and Pakistan when India retaliates.
1 Mahmud-of-Ghazni 2019-04-16
big cope by gangu saab
1 BilalChhapariya 2019-04-16
Imagine being a Pakistani. A country that historically produced ZERO empires lol. Even tiny nations have their own kingdoms and shit but Pakistani history is literally just being gang rap-Ed by foreign invaders. Youโre literally a mutt.
1 Mahmud-of-Ghazni 2019-04-16
LOL, t. an dirty shitskin Indian. Remember the conquest of India by Aryans? What about the conquest of India by the Mughals, the various Turco-Mongol emperors, the Ghaznavids and many others? All your great 'Indian' emperors have been from the region of Pakistan, even your 'great' emperor Mauryan emperor, Ashoka came from Taxila. Indians being low iq shitskins won't recognise what culture is; they shit in the streets and drink cow piss and harp on about 'muhh 1000000 year old civilisation'. 'We wuzzz Indus' not realising not one them has any connection, genetically or culturally, to the Indus river(located in Pakistan. The larp about 'muhhh Aryan ancestors' and 'muhh vedas' and 'muhh oldest religion' is cringey, dindus not realising the Hinduism was a disparate bunch of village folklore forcefully amalgamated by the British in the 18th century.
1 BilalChhapariya 2019-04-16
Youโre a Dalit mixed with an Aran invader. Your ancestors were cleaning toilets before Abdul and Mahmood bent them over.
๐๐๐๐๐ this is what Iโm talking about. Literally Afro-Centrist level revisionism. Only a Dalit descendant Paki would believe that.
Ni๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธ, who cares about some dead civilisation that was discovered by the British in the 1920โs. The entire basis for your identity is the result of White archaeologists lol. Typical stinky inbred Dalit. I shouldnโt be talking with you, as a Lalkhani Rajput Muslim zamindar, Iโm not allowed to speak with Dalit ra pe babies.
Who cares lol Iโm not even Hindooo. I just know that you Pakis couldnโt create a single Empire in your entire history๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ even stinking Bangladesh had the Palas and Senas. Porkistan had nothing. No wonder you want to make shit up haha
1 LongPostBot 2019-04-16
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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1 Mahmud-of-Ghazni 2019-04-16
Not how it works, kiddo. We were Aryans, you were the dalits. You were licking our floor clean. This can be clearly be shown with the colour difference between Pakistanis and Indians, Indians evolving to have a darker skin tone to cope with the outer elements a bit better.
It's OK Kumar, don't you have a 70yo grandmother to scam? Back to the call center with you. It's clearly important when the word 'India' means 'land of the Indus' (once again, a Pakistani river).
Ehh, that 'nothing' includes ruling over you shitskins for millenniums and being the origin of Indian food?
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1 BilalChhapariya 2019-04-16
No my Dalit friend, you are a low caste monkey. That's why you were ripe for converting and raping by Arabs, Turks, Afghanis and anyone's else who gang banged you lol. As a true upper-caste Muslim zamindar, we always knew that the Porkistanis were low caste monkeys so we decided not to travel to your shithole. Now clean my toilet, make it snappy this time chamar. ๐ฝ
My low caste friend, why are you repeating the same shit? Just because your ancestors were Dalits and chamars raped by Arabs doesn't mean you have to be a retard as well. Do you know what we used to do with low caste Muslims in my village in UP? Ever heard the tradition of "first night"? Lalkhani Muslim Rajputs like me used to abuse chamar Muslims like you hahaha. Come to my area, we will continue the tradition chamar.
More deluded Afro-centrist level ramblings. You are Dalit australoids so having a similar level of intellect to African Americans is understandable. I know you thought that Abdul would rape your Dalit genes away but it doesn't work that way chamar.
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1 AFGANG 2019-04-16
Decolonization was a mistake
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-04-16
Partition was a mistake
1 Redactor0 2019-04-16
Imagine giving a shit about the Indus River. ๐๐๐ Some British guy wanted to scam art collectors by saying the garbage he dug up was 4000 years old and you base your entire ideology on that?
1 SGautam64 2019-04-16
Since when did Pakistanis become upholders of Persian culture? That's like... an Indian telling an Englishman, "We are the true remnants of British culture."
Pakistan got colonized by Persian Empires, not vice versa.
1 Yes2Jericho 2019-04-16
Take a reasonable person that happens to be muslim, thats an Iranian. Pakis are the opposite. They marry their cousins like alabama. They shit in streets like low caste indians. Their terrorists kill other pakis almost as much as infidels. What are they even good for?
1 Pryap 2019-04-16
Pretty sure every person on the planet is a rape baby at somepoint in their history tbh