Capeshit fans terrified to go onto social media until they get thier shitty corporate capeshit movie fix because of spoilers and leaks

24  2019-04-16 by prince_of_prussia1

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He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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Too on the nose snappy cut me some slack 😥😓😓

> Fans tweeted that they were “terrified” to read any spoilers online

Good Lord, people, grow up.

Auto Mod, you beautiful bastard.

I got the message a few minutes ago lmao

Haha, it's pretty great tbh. I don't care about leaks so I read the whole thing. TBH, some of it sounds super cringey.

I wonder how many people are going to cry when the movie ends.

You gotta stand up and clap, proper white people style.

👏AND👏THAT'S👏A👏GOOD👏THING👏

I’ve never seen a cape shit movie after Superman 2 and also look forward to any jimmy rustling. But automod needs to chill on the every post thing.

at least capeshit fans just stay offline to avoid spoilers, remember when every tangentially related topic was spamed with fake spaceshit spoilers tO aVoID rEal SPoilErS?

the automod Dams spoilers

My fucking sides

Im getting spammed by it rn lol

we need to ping marvel sub users lol. I'm surprised this isn't on the top of I'm going to Hell like they did for star wars

How do you trigger it?

I think we've gotta pm it bussy

Testing.

I was wondering why it kept spamming me the same spoilers

Oh shit really

Testing: Capeshit.

Its capeshit. What could possibly happen that will come as a complete surprise?

The hulk could change colour !!

RACIST

Unironically the most interesting thing that could happen

They still lose?

Oh shit that would actually be amazing. Imagine the outrage.

True. But Disney has 11 years of buildup and billions of dollars sunk into this universe. Not to mention, characters have future sequels confirmed. It's all going to wrap up nice and neat.

You mean ghay spiderman isn't dead and I should have known this because spiderman 3 is coming out? The hell...

Aren't these things based on existing comic book stories? It's like spoiling the ending of Titanic.

They are based on existing characters, but these stories are original.

I was promised c*peshit spoilers, and I'm not getting them. Do I have to make a top level comment for it to work?

Ok, how to trigger automod?

i want spoilers

There should be a new capeshit movie every few months just to consistently keep fans off of social media forever.

automod?

spoil me