This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
the fire inspectors ruled out arson while the fire was still burning.
I like how this is presented as proof that the fire was started by a Muslim arsonist. It's not like someone accidentally starting a fire during construction work would have reported it, allowing the fire inspectors to know its source right away.
All they had to say was they had no reason to assume foul play, but wouldn't speculate until a proper investigation was held. A completely true, non-hostile statement.
I mean, the majority of military terminology is in French. Burgers would know this if they got their history from literally anywhere but the history channel.
Absolutely nothing that French authorities could have said would have prevented CAutists from blaming Muslims. Literally any statement that isn't "Muslims did it" is proof of a coverup in their minds since they don't actually care about the truth or evidence.
Maybe Muslims did do it tbh, it's not like they don't target Christian buildings. Even if it turns out they didn't do it though, CAutists are going to assume that somehow the thousands of firefighters, investigators, politicians, architects, etc. are just covering it up anyway.
What I'm saying is, if I was ISIS or whatever I'd just take all the credit, cuz proof doesn't matter anyway.
Why wouldn't they claim responsibility though? It would be a huge wedge between Muslims and non-Muslim French, which is exactly what extremists (on both sides) want.
You can't reason with these people. I actually learned about the fire because my mom called me up telling me "Muslims burned down notre-dame."
So I look into it, and I see the construction stuff. I say "you think maybe the construction caused it?" and she responds "well that's the official narrative."
They're also spreading an incredibly grainy and zoomed out video showing a man who is wearing a hard hat and a high vis vest and trying to convince people that it's actually Muslim garb. Reality does not matter to these people at all. Anything that doesn't conform to their narrative is a false flag or coverup.
Then she went on a rant about how not even the nazis burned it down,
Your mom realizes that Nazis wanted to blow up all of Paris and it was only not done because some chicken shit commandeer wanted to save his own skin and be good with the allies after the wR?
That fact that no one gets these obvious jokes (because politics are SERIOUS) is the surest sign to me that drama has been crucified and buried. It's currently risen but soon it will ascend to heaven and sit at the right hand of its father.
It's great that the default stance of rightoids is that everything shitposted to pol is plausible or likely, just not 'verified' yet (by more strength of shitposts?).
He is gay. My friend’s theory (can’t take credit for this) is that French women are hot because otherwise all the French men would only fuck each other, so to “limit” that behaviour the women are hot, to ensure the French race is continued.
I bet a million bussy pics that it's gonna come out that this was an accident because a buncha dumb Frenchie construction workers didn't realize you shouldn't smoke le cigarettes while surrounded by thousands year old dry wood
And then they'll shrug it off and get wine drunk (the most degenerate drunk) and go back to talking about how much they love the smell of immigrant urine in the streets
Apparently it started after the construction guys already went home. They still have security guys and catholics and shit that are there all the time though, so just because there wasn't any construction workers doesn't mean it wasn't some other employee.
Makes sense that they had left already, because if they had still been there, someone would have noticed the running blow torch laying around or whatever.
Regardless of the specifics of the Notre Dame burning, all Judaism (including Christianity and Islam and Mormonism etc. descendant strains) is officially at war with everything else all the time, as its default state. Especially Islam, the currently far most active, least democratic-politics nuanced strain.
I don't know how we got to the point where people flip the fuck out when they don't know 100% of the details of a situation within hours of an event happening. They can honestly believe that arson investigators have finished their report, the police investigated it, and they've figured out a Muslim did it. But they are just hiding it. It must be deliberate shit stirring because I can't grasp that people would unironically be that dumb.
Oy remy, your not supposed to smoke le ciggarettes in le 800 year old wood, si vous plait.
No, worry mi a monsieur, am sure those bored alt right cels would make le alibi on us if we burn this building, soir a bon.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-16
This might come as a shock to you, but I do not care about your opinions, your ignorance or failure to comprehend the research, or what you believe. The only thing I care about, and I can not stress this enough, is what the empirical research says. And it says you are wrong.
Your personal opinion? worth as much as a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk to me. That is the absolute extent to which I care about what you think. This is where I stopped reading. I do not entertain the economic illiteracy of far leftists or far right-wing tards.
Both are equally misinformed on average, both are failures.
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-04-16
lol
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
I like how this is presented as proof that the fire was started by a Muslim arsonist. It's not like someone accidentally starting a fire during construction work would have reported it, allowing the fire inspectors to know its source right away.
1 infinitude 2019-04-16
All they had to say was they had no reason to assume foul play, but wouldn't speculate until a proper investigation was held. A completely true, non-hostile statement.
But they're french so they had to french.
1 Chicup 2019-04-16
They surrendered?
1 infinitude 2019-04-16
Learn some history sweaty. The French don't surrender anywhere near as often as the joke makes it seem
They're lazy and whine a lot and smell.
1 Chicup 2019-04-16
You suck one dick.
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-16
I mean, the majority of military terminology is in French. Burgers would know this if they got their history from literally anywhere but the history channel.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
Ancient Aliens and Nazi Superweapons are valid historical sources, you ivory tower elitist
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
Absolutely nothing that French authorities could have said would have prevented CAutists from blaming Muslims. Literally any statement that isn't "Muslims did it" is proof of a coverup in their minds since they don't actually care about the truth or evidence.
1 Pinksister 2019-04-16
Maybe Muslims did do it tbh, it's not like they don't target Christian buildings. Even if it turns out they didn't do it though, CAutists are going to assume that somehow the thousands of firefighters, investigators, politicians, architects, etc. are just covering it up anyway.
What I'm saying is, if I was ISIS or whatever I'd just take all the credit, cuz proof doesn't matter anyway.
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-16
Maybe it was the reptoids, sowing divisions in preparation for their invasion.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
There's no evidence pointing to Muslim arson, but sure.
Maybe the space aliens who helped build Notre-Dame way back when decided 800 years was long enough and burned it down with a laser beam.
1 Do_a_pushup 2019-04-16
Why wouldn't they claim responsibility though? It would be a huge wedge between Muslims and non-Muslim French, which is exactly what extremists (on both sides) want.
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-16
You can't reason with these people. I actually learned about the fire because my mom called me up telling me "Muslims burned down notre-dame."
So I look into it, and I see the construction stuff. I say "you think maybe the construction caused it?" and she responds "well that's the official narrative."
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
They're also spreading an incredibly grainy and zoomed out video showing a man who is wearing a hard hat and a high vis vest and trying to convince people that it's actually Muslim garb. Reality does not matter to these people at all. Anything that doesn't conform to their narrative is a false flag or coverup.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-16
ethnats and civnats pls go
1 JumbledFun 2019-04-16
at least you got a good excuse for your retardation
1 IDFSHILL 2019-04-16
Times you've refuted anything I said: 0.
1 JumbledFun 2019-04-16
I never said I wasn't retarded
1 allendrio 2019-04-16
you sure owned that retard
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2019-04-16
Retards have a sense for other retards. That’s why I trust you when you call pizzashill one. 👍🏻
1 CherryKirsche 2019-04-16
Your mom realizes that Nazis wanted to blow up all of Paris and it was only not done because some chicken shit commandeer wanted to save his own skin and be good with the allies after the wR?
1 FrontierFrance210 2019-04-16
What the actual fuck is this serious posting?
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-16
i thought the theory was not that it was arson but that incompetent immigrants who work construction burned it down
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
I'm sure that's a theory too, but the more unhinged rightoids are saying it's arson and calling for retaliation
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-16
i see ur not providin any proof that it is not arson..
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-04-16
I don’t want to waste my time disproving CAnimal theories they can’t prove themselves.
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-16
burden of proof is on u to disprove it.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-04-16
it's the reddit way I guess.
1 Data_Destroyer 2019-04-16
That fact that no one gets these obvious jokes (because politics are SERIOUS) is the surest sign to me that drama has been crucified and buried. It's currently risen but soon it will ascend to heaven and sit at the right hand of its father.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-04-16
It's partly this subs fault and it's mentally handicapped userbase for making it hard to tell when someone is joking.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-04-16
HITCHENS RAZOR
1 Plexipus 2019-04-16
The current theory is keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks because absolutely everything has to fit into a political narrative
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-04-16
SNAPPY OR BUSSY QUOTE
1 duckraul2 2019-04-16
It's great that the default stance of rightoids is that everything shitposted to pol is plausible or likely, just not 'verified' yet (by more strength of shitposts?).
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-16
By the strength of shitposts and sketchy YouTube videos
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-04-16
1 pvijay187 2019-04-16
Jews, Muslims, or reptiles. Which Boogeyman is it this time?
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-16
Clearly the mole people
1 pvijay187 2019-04-16
I already said Muslims
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-16
The one dude in there said it's an inside job. I think that means lizard people.
1 TheSubredditPolice 2019-04-16
Obviously the shape shifting lizard men, those fuckers are everywhere.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-04-16
Worse. The French.
1 tHeSiD 2019-04-16
When you see a French guy, how do you know he is not gay??
1 bott04 2019-04-16
He is gay. My friend’s theory (can’t take credit for this) is that French women are hot because otherwise all the French men would only fuck each other, so to “limit” that behaviour the women are hot, to ensure the French race is continued.
1 Badroc 2019-04-16
Big if true
1 sangbum60090 2019-04-16
People actually feel more comfortable by believing boogeymen.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-16
Thanks for the lecture fag
1 ModerateThuggery 2019-04-16
Imagine having this much of a complex over the idea that a centuries old national monument suddenly going up in flames might have involved arson.
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-16
I bet a million bussy pics that it's gonna come out that this was an accident because a buncha dumb Frenchie construction workers didn't realize you shouldn't smoke le cigarettes while surrounded by thousands year old dry wood
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-04-16
Some faggot probably threw a lit cig in a bin full of paper
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-04-16
Some f-slur probably threw a lit cig in a bin full of paper
1 Yall_Cant_Behave 2019-04-16
And then they'll shrug it off and get wine drunk (the most degenerate drunk) and go back to talking about how much they love the smell of immigrant urine in the streets
Who fuckin cares
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-04-16
It’s a major city the urine smell was there long before the current immigration situation.
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-16
and it will be there long after the last human dies
1 GoodDecision 2019-04-16
f-slur threw an f-slur?
1 cmakk1012 2019-04-16
Yuropoors are stuck on smoking the way m*yoids are on fent
1 Pinksister 2019-04-16
Apparently it started after the construction guys already went home. They still have security guys and catholics and shit that are there all the time though, so just because there wasn't any construction workers doesn't mean it wasn't some other employee.
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-16
Makes sense that they had left already, because if they had still been there, someone would have noticed the running blow torch laying around or whatever.
1 VanOldenbarnevelt 2019-04-16
Lmao one is called SS_wypipo. How does anyone take that sub seriously
1 mental_health_100 2019-04-16
IDK it is seriously entertaining though!
1 simzep 2019-04-16
Might be a reference to /r/subredditsimulator but we are talking about CAtards so most likely an edgy joak
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-16
Electric fires are a Catholic psyop!
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-16
If we're at war it's a remarkably peaceful one with hardly anyone being killed, so that's nice
1 Plexipus 2019-04-16
W A R O F P E A C E
1 Pinksister 2019-04-16
But unironically.
1 JumbledFun 2019-04-16
the modern right everyone
1 MPHJ-7 2019-04-16
"What do you mean, /pol/ isn't a credible source?"
1 allendrio 2019-04-16
CNN IS FAKE NEWS THEY SAID ITS ILLEGAL TO READ WIKILEAKS
1 castleman57 2019-04-16
800 years flushed on the toillette
1 duckraul2 2019-04-16
Are they at war with fire? Not up to modern code structures? Safety violations?
I hope so because those might be actually useful causes to throw their NEET time at.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-04-16
lmao it was obviously muslims though
1 iamacooolkidd 2019-04-16
r/smuggies is as bad as this,''- Spez,2019
1 Phrakturelol 2019-04-16
Idk about CA but the only thing I'm at war with is the diarrhoea I got from subway
1 mitusus 2019-04-16
Seriously, be better to yourself, subway is equivilant to dog poop, act like an adult and buy sandwich fixing at a grocer and make it for less.
Now go wash your hands, and make me a sandwich.
1 Phrakturelol 2019-04-16
What's so bad about it? Pretty sure it's just fron all the spicy stuff I eat
1 -Steve_French- 2019-04-16
Retards go to war with electricity, ruining anarcho primitivism for the rest of us
1 betazoom78 2019-04-16
Fifty bucks that these people wouldn't survive the first day in a war.
1 eugd 2019-04-16
Regardless of the specifics of the Notre Dame burning, all Judaism (including Christianity and Islam and Mormonism etc. descendant strains) is officially at war with everything else all the time, as its default state. Especially Islam, the currently far most active, least democratic-politics nuanced strain.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-04-16
I don't know how we got to the point where people flip the fuck out when they don't know 100% of the details of a situation within hours of an event happening. They can honestly believe that arson investigators have finished their report, the police investigated it, and they've figured out a Muslim did it. But they are just hiding it. It must be deliberate shit stirring because I can't grasp that people would unironically be that dumb.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-04-16
We are at war and will not change our undies until it ends
1 RochelleH 2019-04-16
It's the Fayocide.
1 castleman57 2019-04-16
Oy remy, your not supposed to smoke le ciggarettes in le 800 year old wood, si vous plait. No, worry mi a monsieur, am sure those bored alt right cels would make le alibi on us if we burn this building, soir a bon.