u/40-pc-of-dat-assukas kidnapped me 15 minutes ago and brought me to his parent's house. Was able to take this picture. pls send help

154  2019-04-16 by Momruepari

58 comments

u/40-pc-of-dat-assukas let me go bitch

FREE REUPARI!!

post chussy

I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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Isn't that the seriousposting weebcel? I'd help, but with every comment right now I get Endgame spoilers from Automod

I blocked the Automod user.

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i blame "it" personally for making femcels use the term mayo. stop appropriating drama culture!

Yeah. He rages in PMs too.

but with every comment right now I get Endgame spoilers from Automod

Wait that's a thing?

I’m trying to figure that out. Maybe approved-cels were spared?

Maybe approved-cels were spared?

You clever dog.

It’s nice, being a member of the handsome and approved caste.

Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being approved by the Great Moderators. You may think this is suffering...it is this but unironically. The subreddit scales tip toward centrism because of your retardation. Smile... for even in Drama, you have become children of Dude Bussy Lmao.

My ancestors smile upon me today. The internet janitors hold me in favor, and my shitposting will be unironic and literal.

I see through the veil, the wall never closes to this blessed of the jannies.

I'm not an approvedcel, and I don't get automod spoilers either. Maybe it's if you've ever posted in a capeshit sub?

You're a mod, don't you have access to AutoMod

I really do the bare minimum.

Endgame is a story about an autist who saves the world. Beloved by 5th-graders and redditors alike.

Iron Man was the Hulk the whole time

xir is some sort of t-slur

Endgame is a story about an autist who saves the world. Beloved by 5th-graders and redditors alike.

caring about capeshit spoilers

Hey automod feel free to pm me

Oh. This should be fun times.

help

If u want me to rescue you it'll be 50 shekels and a prostate massage

desperate times call for desperate measures

desperate times call for desperate massages

Not enjoying the tendies and variety of dipping sauces him mommy no doubt provides

actually the cuisine is not bad for tv dinners and tendies

I'm glad you're still doing what you do.

me too

is that man or w*man ??

Does it matter when they are that fat?

xir would like you to think it is a woman

what xir ?? it ??

there man and w*man how can be different ??

nice tits, now post bussy.

u/40-pc-of-dat-assukas how are you going to win the revolution when most of the proletariat voted for Drumph? 🤔 🤔 🤔

I never get fan art. I really need to up my retardation.

It's not about the quantity FWIW but about concentration of your retardation.

If you spread your autism all over various subjects you're not that memorable and hence not that memeable/drawable.

Now, concentrate it into 1 thing (like Lawlz and his capeshit retarded stickies, Assuka and her retarded I'm 200IQ commie posts, Darq and pedophilia, Pizza and his war against THOTs and DDF etc.) and you're instantly more memorable.

Hmm so I need a gimmick. That's gonna be hard because I'm lazy and get bored easily. Oh well.

Yeah I also prefer to just adapt to whatever fits, but nobody will remember you if your posts are constantly different 😣

All things must pass. Not even bussy is forever.

Remember forum gimmick accounts. I member.

I think you're really not giving Darqwolff the respect he deserves here. He's not just a single-issue lolcow.

Right? How many people have the courage to put their name over whatever the hell he posts?

True, but that's because his dose of autism is so massive he doesn't need to be concentrate it so tightly and can afford to spread it.

Become a parody of yourself. Start posting the smug garbage people expect from a powermod

Start posting the smug garbage people expect from a powermod

I don't have enough puke emojis for this.

You are already peak being a drama mod tho

Oh I'm sure I could go deeper if I tried.

Bonkles in the corner

Absolutely based

Take his Bonkles

Why did you tap out during our improv session?

it was 2:00am and I was a little fucked up

/u/Momruepari is basically our Michaelangelo