Neoliberal Democrats are on suicide watch over Commie Grandpa getting very popular.

42  2019-04-17 by GodOfDarknessWine

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Watch out old man, you're about to get clintoned!

Nah he's gonna pull a pied piper for Biden again, he knows what he's doing

Disappointed in not seeing any talk of booty judge here

There will never be, in the entire history of the United States of America, a President Buttigieg.

I think he will make a great VP for Mr. Yang.

Bernie can be Secretary of the Treasury.

So, an Asian, a gay guy and a Jew walk into the oval office...

Nah, they know they can’t run Biden now. It’s that Buttifag or Beta now

I hope r/Drama is endorsing Buttifag, the ONLY candidate with a proven pro-bussy record

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You wait until Chelsea starts her campaign

It's over for New Demcels

Glad to see the DNC is already working on excuses for 2020.

The lgbt sjws that love beyonce/clinton and hate working people, especially white working people are my favorite democrats.

They are the establishments favorite democrats because they are typically too r(slured) to follow economic policy or pay attention to the legalised corruption that is the US govt.

By favorite part of bernie getting popular is the total emotional meltdown he is causing to both these groups

We have a similar situation in Bongland, except the Bernie types are the ones in charge. Their opponents in he party, known as Blairites, are the exact same obnoxious type as the Establishment Dems: care about no one other than themselves and their pet causes, call everyone who disagrees with them fascists, sit around waiting for all the foolsh masses to see how right they are, and can't understand why people won't vote for them.

Meanwhile Corbyn's leadership has been stellar, including a slightly closer than predicted loss to the political titan Theresa May.

Not defending him, he's been ineffective as Labour leader and has a gang of insane fanboys who seem to believe the best way to smash the system is to gang up on the woman from Countdown. He's useless, which makes it all the more impressive that the Blairites are somehow less popular than him.

beyonce/clinton

Wait, are those two actually the same person, like Hanna Montana/Miley Cyrus?

Bernie is probably the only candidate who could lose against Trump after actually seeing Trump govern.

Who would win a Hillary v Daddy round 2?