Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
Glagow is the only supposedly English speaking place on the planet I've been to where I genuinely can't understand what a solid portion of the locals are saying.
Whit th' buck did ye jist feckin' say abit me, ye wee huir? i’ll hae ye ken Ah graduated top ay mah class in th' navy seals, an' i’ve bin involved in numeroos secrit raids oan al-quaeda, an' Ah hae ower 300 confirmed kills. Ah am trained in gorilla warfaur an' i’m th' top sniper in th' entire us armed forces. ye ur naethin' tae me but jist anither targit. Ah will wipe ye th' buck it wi' precision th' likes ay which has ne'er bin seen afair oan thes earth, mark mah feckin' words. ye hink ye can gettae France wi' sayin' 'at jobby tae me ower th' internit? hink again, camel blower. as we spick Ah am contactin' mah secrit network ay spies athwart th' usa an' yer ip is bein' traced reit noo sae ye better prepaur fur th' st'rm, maggot. th' st'rm 'at wipes it th' pathetic wee hin' ye caa yer life. yoo’re feckin' deid, bairn. Ah can be anywhaur, onytime, an' Ah can kill ye in ower seven hunder ways, an' that’s jist wi' mah baur hans. nae only am Ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Ah hae access tae th' entire arsenal ay th' united states marine corps an' Ah will use it tae its foo extent tae wipe yer crabbit crease aff th' coopon ay th' continent, ye wee jobby. if only ye coods hae knoon whit unholy retribution yer wee “clever” comment was in th' wey o brin' doon upon ye, mebbe ye woods hae held yer feckin' tongue. but ye cooldn’t, ye didn’t, an' noo yoo’re payin' th' price, ye goddamn divit. Ah will jobby fury aw ower ye an' ye will droon in it. yoo’re feckin' deid, kiddo.
Nothing of any value has ever been said in a video where you can see a microphone + a pop filter and they've edited out all the pauses in their narrative. Its like these people can't conceive of any other way to communicate.
86 comments
2 pantyhose4 2019-04-17
Wrong kinda drama bub
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
No my fault it got pinned 😂
1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-17
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 longfacepug 2019-04-17
Nah the real drama is in Bang energy drink sponsoring this underage girl to throw on bikinis and make vids of herself sipping on them.
If someone took the time to dig I’m sure they’d notice a pattern in the company.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Damn! I never knew that,
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-17
This is intriguing, you should do a write up
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Yeh, Could you DM me some more info on this please?
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-17
Learn how to use Reddit ya dip
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Yeah im a big noob 😂 just got it
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-17
😘
1 just_sauce 2019-04-17
Generation Zyklon Confirmed.
1 reebokpumps 2019-04-17
I hate you
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-17
DM /u/snallygaster. She is the resident researcher here and probably already has a 5 paragraph order on Bang energy drink and kinderthots.
1 lickedTators 2019-04-17
Yeah the pattern is they get hot girls to promote their drink and don't give a shit about their age.
1 SuperElf 2019-04-17
literal who
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
A tik tik star 😢
1 Psyman2 2019-04-17
Sounds like something shitty. What's a tiktik?
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Hahahahha ffs **tik tok
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-04-17
you're an honest man arent you
1 FinchAndMalt 2019-04-17
And bless him for it
1 TheyGonHate 2019-04-17
I'm confused.
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-17
This raises even more questions.
Wtf is tiktok? Whotf is this foid? And what's the drama about?
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Trust me, you should be blessed you don't know what Tik Tok is
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-17
Judging by the name, it's something as retarded as it's hip, like fortnite, right?
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Yeh, worse than Fortnite
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-17
Nothing is worse than Fortnite, because everything that you see now is derivative, in one way or the other, of Fortnite.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2019-04-17
It's lip sync Vine for Chinamen
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-17
A generic breath mint.
1 whatis0x6472616d61 2019-04-17
literal wat
1 RandolphCox 2019-04-17
more like tacky😏
1 SvenSnusberg 2019-04-17
Back in my day we had vine stars. Zoomers, man. Unbelievable.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Those damn zoomers
1 Alpha100f 2019-04-17
COUBoomer reporting in.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-04-17
I just wanted to let you know I turned off the video 6 seconds in as soon as I heard that accent.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
I am hurt 😂 🏴
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-17
What language is this person speaking?
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-17
He’s a Highlandercel speaking Britbonistani (English) with a heavy Scottish accent.
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-17
I can usually handle britbongs and potato niggers molestation of the language but for this I need American subtitles.
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-04-17
Glagow is the only supposedly English speaking place on the planet I've been to where I genuinely can't understand what a solid portion of the locals are saying.
1 michaelisnotginger 2019-04-17
Speaking pure weegie is an art. I hope you got a munchie box
1 SPICCYBOII 2019-04-17
are u brain dead it’s obviously English 💀
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-17
who is this and why should I care
who stickied this
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Idk lol
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-17
You're gettin' those views! When you become a mega influencer make sure to thank this sub.
1 Funkyduffy 2019-04-17
Reported for being verifiably under 13 ye wee nonce
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
I'm 19 lol
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-04-17
Poondin yer bussy is reserved fur th priest.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Ffs 😂
1 employee10038080 2019-04-17
No wonder you know who this tik Tok thot is
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
I know her, as people like Memeulous have made vids on her, but ngl that's a class joke hahaha
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-17
Rooster, your kindness and hospitality is clear in all your replies throughout this thread.
It’s disgusting 🤮🤮🤮
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Ik, I need to start being bitches to people
1 cheers_grills 2019-04-17
Are you a closeted libertarian?
1 worshipgussy 2019-04-17
zoomercide when
1 signedint 2019-04-17
Not soon enough
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-17
SOON, MASHALLAH! ☪️🕋☪️
1 Funkyduffy 2019-04-17
Whit th' buck did ye jist feckin' say abit me, ye wee huir? i’ll hae ye ken Ah graduated top ay mah class in th' navy seals, an' i’ve bin involved in numeroos secrit raids oan al-quaeda, an' Ah hae ower 300 confirmed kills. Ah am trained in gorilla warfaur an' i’m th' top sniper in th' entire us armed forces. ye ur naethin' tae me but jist anither targit. Ah will wipe ye th' buck it wi' precision th' likes ay which has ne'er bin seen afair oan thes earth, mark mah feckin' words. ye hink ye can gettae France wi' sayin' 'at jobby tae me ower th' internit? hink again, camel blower. as we spick Ah am contactin' mah secrit network ay spies athwart th' usa an' yer ip is bein' traced reit noo sae ye better prepaur fur th' st'rm, maggot. th' st'rm 'at wipes it th' pathetic wee hin' ye caa yer life. yoo’re feckin' deid, bairn. Ah can be anywhaur, onytime, an' Ah can kill ye in ower seven hunder ways, an' that’s jist wi' mah baur hans. nae only am Ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Ah hae access tae th' entire arsenal ay th' united states marine corps an' Ah will use it tae its foo extent tae wipe yer crabbit crease aff th' coopon ay th' continent, ye wee jobby. if only ye coods hae knoon whit unholy retribution yer wee “clever” comment was in th' wey o brin' doon upon ye, mebbe ye woods hae held yer feckin' tongue. but ye cooldn’t, ye didn’t, an' noo yoo’re payin' th' price, ye goddamn divit. Ah will jobby fury aw ower ye an' ye will droon in it. yoo’re feckin' deid, kiddo.
1 LongPostBot 2019-04-17
Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Terrified
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-17
👏👏👏
1 Kazundo_Goda 2019-04-17
I'd rather shove a spiky cactus up my anus than click on that YouTube link and find out who is that pathetic excuse for a carbon based lifeform.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Hahahaha fair, fair
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-04-17
What type of cacti give you the best anal pleasure? Been trying to spice up my sex life.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-17
Who the fuck stickied this shit?
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Idk mate
1 FormalKitchen 2019-04-17
OP do you really make enough money off of this video to make it worth it?
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Didn't just make it to make money
1 ry8919 2019-04-17
This is the hardest I've literally who'd in my life.
1 A-ZAF_Got_Banned 2019-04-17
When a normie stumbles on r/Drama...
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
That's me
1 KERmitfromChainland 2019-04-17
Name one of these bs commentary channels that can go one video without saying the word content...that’s right you can’t..
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Lmao
1 BenaGD 2019-04-17
Who tf is that and why is pinned
1 BussySundae 2019-04-17
Who’s the dipshit that stickied this?
1 PeskyPapaya 2019-04-17
This is why we need mayocide
1 HeyHoneyHey 2019-04-17
Is this your video? You look like a 13 year old sissy boy. Your accent unbearable
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
I'm 19 and Scottish 😂
1 elwombat 2019-04-17
I can't even understand this trash. Can scottish people learn to speak already.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
😂 😂 😂 Ik that's probs hate, but that made my day. I thought my accent was pretty cool
1 mramisuzuki 2019-04-17
Can’t people just use Tik Tok for Filipina sex slaves like the good ole days?
1 JustLions 2019-04-17
So he saw some thot being an obnoxious attention whore, and decided to show her how it's done?
1 RunescapeFootModel 2019-04-17
This is the worst video I've ever seen
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
Yasss, what an amazing achievement. Ty
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-04-17
Nothing of any value has ever been said in a video where you can see a microphone + a pop filter and they've edited out all the pauses in their narrative. Its like these people can't conceive of any other way to communicate.
1 ItzRooster 2019-04-17
I disagree
1 StockHyde 2019-04-17
😲