Danielle Cohn Fakes pregnancy, and her wedding 😳

39  2019-04-17 by ItzRooster

86 comments

Wrong kinda drama bub

No my fault it got pinned 😂

Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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Nah the real drama is in Bang energy drink sponsoring this underage girl to throw on bikinis and make vids of herself sipping on them.

If someone took the time to dig I’m sure they’d notice a pattern in the company.

Damn! I never knew that,

This is intriguing, you should do a write up

Yeh, Could you DM me some more info on this please?

Learn how to use Reddit ya dip

Yeah im a big noob 😂 just got it

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big noob 😂

Generation Zyklon Confirmed.

I hate you

DM /u/snallygaster. She is the resident researcher here and probably already has a 5 paragraph order on Bang energy drink and kinderthots.

Yeah the pattern is they get hot girls to promote their drink and don't give a shit about their age.

literal who

A tik tik star 😢

Sounds like something shitty. What's a tiktik?

Hahahahha ffs **tik tok

you're an honest man arent you

And bless him for it

I'm confused.

This raises even more questions.

Wtf is tiktok? Whotf is this foid? And what's the drama about?

Trust me, you should be blessed you don't know what Tik Tok is

Judging by the name, it's something as retarded as it's hip, like fortnite, right?

Yeh, worse than Fortnite

Nothing is worse than Fortnite, because everything that you see now is derivative, in one way or the other, of Fortnite.

It's lip sync Vine for Chinamen

A generic breath mint.

literal wat

more like tacky😏

Back in my day we had vine stars. Zoomers, man. Unbelievable.

Those damn zoomers

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I just wanted to let you know I turned off the video 6 seconds in as soon as I heard that accent.

I am hurt 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

What language is this person speaking?

He’s a Highlandercel speaking Britbonistani (English) with a heavy Scottish accent.

I can usually handle britbongs and potato niggers molestation of the language but for this I need American subtitles.

Glagow is the only supposedly English speaking place on the planet I've been to where I genuinely can't understand what a solid portion of the locals are saying.

Speaking pure weegie is an art. I hope you got a munchie box

are u brain dead it’s obviously English 💀

who is this and why should I care

who stickied this

Idk lol

You're gettin' those views! When you become a mega influencer make sure to thank this sub.

Reported for being verifiably under 13 ye wee nonce

I'm 19 lol

Poondin yer bussy is reserved fur th priest.

Ffs 😂

No wonder you know who this tik Tok thot is

I know her, as people like Memeulous have made vids on her, but ngl that's a class joke hahaha

Rooster, your kindness and hospitality is clear in all your replies throughout this thread.

It’s disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

Ik, I need to start being bitches to people

Are you a closeted libertarian?

zoomercide when

Not soon enough

SOON, MASHALLAH! ☪️🕋☪️

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I'd rather shove a spiky cactus up my anus than click on that YouTube link and find out who is that pathetic excuse for a carbon based lifeform.

Hahahaha fair, fair

What type of cacti give you the best anal pleasure? Been trying to spice up my sex life.

Who the fuck stickied this shit?

Idk mate

OP do you really make enough money off of this video to make it worth it?

Didn't just make it to make money

This is the hardest I've literally who'd in my life.

When a normie stumbles on r/Drama...

That's me

Name one of these bs commentary channels that can go one video without saying the word content...that’s right you can’t..

Lmao

Who tf is that and why is pinned

Who’s the dipshit that stickied this?

This is why we need mayocide

Is this your video? You look like a 13 year old sissy boy. Your accent unbearable

I'm 19 and Scottish 😂

I can't even understand this trash. Can scottish people learn to speak already.

😂 😂 😂 Ik that's probs hate, but that made my day. I thought my accent was pretty cool

Can’t people just use Tik Tok for Filipina sex slaves like the good ole days?

So he saw some thot being an obnoxious attention whore, and decided to show her how it's done?

This is the worst video I've ever seen

Yasss, what an amazing achievement. Ty

Nothing of any value has ever been said in a video where you can see a microphone + a pop filter and they've edited out all the pauses in their narrative. Its like these people can't conceive of any other way to communicate.

I disagree

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