Now this is woke!

152  2019-04-17 by taytaybraps

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I'm past the point of partisan garbage and ive been exposing myself to many ideas and ive found generally both sides have a partial truth -----so there actually might be some weight to this george soros shit ----- my question is, is there anyone on earth that is talked about more than george soros that talks less than george soros does

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Women With Borderline Personality, The Post

I’m a male.

Then shove your depression fetishism right up your blue bussy

I’m not fetishizing depression. I’m stating the reality that being happy makes you a horrible person.

You made my day! Thanks for the post !☺️

Oh god, fuck off cheery.

Rupaul, OffMyChest, general buttmaddery

Diagnosis: Ugly foid

Prescription: Tinder

What does RuPaul have anything to do with this?

Take a closer look at his post history, Grinder would probably be a better fit

Grindr*

❤️🤗❤️

Your happiness is disgusting.

Lets hug it out friend!

Inshallah brother

Lol how is your bruised, ruined asshole?

How does it feel to be retarded?

Look in the mirror you’ll get your answer that way.

Imagine being as retarded as I am 🤣

Is a sense of smug superiority a form of happiness?

Quite the opposite, look at SRD

I get no sense of superiority. I’m just stating facts.

but it was an opinion right? opinions arennt facts friendo.

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I initially read it as "unhappy" and realised it's even more work that way - https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/bedjcb/if_youre_a_unhappy_person_in_a_first_world/

Your reality is incorrect

Have you considered transitioning?

I’m a cis.

How do you know if you’ve never tried it?

How do you know you’re straight if you’ve never tried being gay?

Big league assumption that I haven’t.

Deep down, everyone’s a bit of an f-slur.

Man, everyone’s gay sometimes.

wow, where do you think you are mate?

Nothing gay about chasing bussy, makes you more manly if anything.

☝☝☝

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yet

Only on your medical records, sweety

You ever get professionally tested for autism? You seem like an aspie. A big fat gay misanthropic aspie whose only hobby is hating cops.

I am on the spectrum, why?

I'm trying to figure out if sociopathy or autism explains this kind of behavior.

Sociopaths don't spend this much time on Reddit winging about cops, though.

Why do you have such a passionate hatred for out boys in blue?

It's the elevated estrogen in your comments that caused a false positive

What a depressing cope.

Cope?

🌻People are shit🌻

"Awww 😔 That's too bad. 😒" - Normies

"Normies are all too shitty to want to help their fellow shitty-shitters." - You

You're coping with depression by blaming shitty people doing shitty things.

🥅 🏒

W O K E

O

K

E

I’d go further and just say if you are any person, you’re a horrible person. Therefore the only way to be truly woke is probably to be dead.

Sometimes I think that too.

Sending you virtual hugs 🤗

I'm wokest asleep

I guess I had better kill myself then. You tards had better join me

Sometimes I think that’s the only truly moral option for me. Actually I think that a lot. I really don’t know why I’m still alive sometimes.

Do it you pussy

/u/sbeaver2019 please allow me to introduce you to the unhappiest place on reddit.

Uhh, okay.

I saw this homeless guy today while I was out grabbing lunch. He looked pretty bad, all skin and bones. So I went and bought some food and as I drove past him I threw it on the ground so I could be hungry and sad just like him.

I don’t believe you actually did this.

Why would I care what you believe?

Your happiness (ie that validation you so urgently seek) isn't my responsibility.

I don’t seek happiness you twat. Happiness is for idiots.

You keep saying that in some pusillanimous attempt at masking your true intentions.

And yet here you are continuing to respond for that sweet, sweet validation you seek that brings you happiness.

You're a fake and a poser.

And what do you think my true intentions are, cretin?

Its in the second sentence of the post you responded to you cretin.

“The grapes are sour,” said the beaver.

"I'm not sad because I can't manage my life and emotions, I'm sad because intellectuals such as myself can't waste time being happy😎😎😎"

I mean that’s a highly reductive way of putting it but you’re not wrong.

How is any of that a simplification of "happiness is for idiots" lmao

There’s this thing called “nuance” you might have heard of.

I wish I had enough nuance to confuse public self flagellation with intellectual masturbation.

Welcome home, don't forget to pick up your subreddit-mandated bussy on the way out.

Just a heads up that MassTagger now has you labeled as a regular member in a hate subreddit.

MassTagger tags people from drama?

It's a "crypto-hate" sub.

Wait we can ping again??

We always could. Never believe anything the mods say.

😅🔫

Keep in mind that /u/wwyzerrd is a mod so like he said you can't believe anything they say.

Obvious troll is obvious

Check the post history

that post history is a wild fucking ride

/u/sbeaver2019 how do you reconcile your belief that unhappiness is the only moral state of being with the sense of smug superiority that it gives you? isn't smug superiority a form of happiness?

It doesn’t bring me any joy knowing that I’m better than most people frankly. And anytime I feel anything resembling happiness I do what I can to get rid of it. I haven’t felt truly happy in years and that’s a good thing.

Also, wtf is this place?

is it possible that your unhappiness is not, as you say, due to conscious decisionmaking on your part but rather a lack of ability to attain things that might make you happier, such as bussy?

I don’t care about sex in the slightest.

That’s exactly what an incel would say.

Ew. I’m not an incel. I don’t hate people for having sex. I only hate pigs.

Incel doesn't mean hating people who have sex. It means not being able to have sex because of a shitty personality. Like what you have

Who says I haven’t had sex? I have. I just don’t care for it.

No I meant you have a shitty personality. Do you even have friends, or just people you know?

Yes. I have friends. They find my “negativity” endearing.

I like it.

And you believe them?

Wow you're saying you make people around you feel happy because of your negativity. Look at you spreading evil in the world. Proud of you

I get that- your negativity is making me happy too.

How could you have sex when there are people who don't? That's spitting in their faces.

What do you mean by "pigs?" Like cops?

Yes

What did "the cops" do to deserve your hatred? Are they too happy? Are they hurting you by having a purpose in society?

Have you considered the possibility that you're a miserable asshole rationalizing your own deficiencies?

Nope.

Have you considered that you’re a r-slur?

retard

That was rude 😡

Nope.

Probably why you’re unhappy

How do you figure?

An r-slur in denial will always be unhappy

How long until you commit suicide?

Idk, I get suicidal ideation almost daily at this point, which I think is a good thing.

Hurry up, either do it or shut up.

which I think is a good thing.

most people who spent their god given time reading your stuff would agree with that sentiment

What are your thoughts on illegal immigration consequences on black employment?

There are more pressing matters at hand.

Like what?

Making the world more miserable obv

Ending all the atrocities and evils of the world.

ok start with yourself

Say it with me everyonr, 👏 Illegal Immigration 👏 is 👏 a 👏 right 👏

You say happiness is wrong but you made a post saying you get happy when cops die. Are you the asshole 👀

Based.

Also, wtf is this place?

We’re all still figuring that out tbh

Also, wtf is this place?

a place thats more miserable than u are tbh, u should probably stay

You deserve this weird mental illness tbh

I don’t have a mental illness. Those are fake and made up by pharmaceutical companies in order to control the masses via drugs.

Do you not believe in schizophrenia or autism then even though you apparently have both

They’re real just not nearly as prevalent as people think.

So are they fake and made up or real?

This is the quality content I subscribed for.

Well if you don't have a mental illness then youre obviously not normal and need help. I think your views on happiness make the world worse off. We'd get nothing done as humans if everyone was depressed like you want them to be.

Have you met u/HStark? You guys have a lot in common.

For once this is accurate

Darqbb I've said some negative things about you before but you actually have a sense of humor and that puts you ahead of a hell of a lot of people. 😘

I haven’t felt truly happy in years and that’s a good thing.

You sound pretty happy about it, yeah.

I can acknowledge something is good without it bringing me any joy.

I’m better than most people frankly.

lmao ur not, fagt

https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/bdzmmg/how_would_you_feel_about_protesting_cops_by/

This is based and in fact redpilled. Just thought I'd let you know.

This place is your new home. Welcome and one bussy photo please.

If you are making an active effort to make yourself unhappy then you should seriously consider getting help or killing yourself.

Sounds like she’s spent a 15 month sentence for walking around with drug money 10 years ago.

Is this a woke opinion, or

is it every woke opinion

This is like the most radicalized left opinion. Happiness is a privledge.

This is why healthcare should be public and easily accessible

Vote to mod and deify u/sbeaver2019 for his glorious post history, inshallah.

🤲

I do try to make things better for everyone. I just refuse to actually feel happy until it gets there.

you're gonna wait for a long time buddy.

I don’t care if I’m never happy again until I die.

have fun doing that you miserable dumbass.

Is this even real?

Don't downvote lolcows, retards 😠

r/allfugees can't let ya have any fun 😔 opening the sub was a mistake

Can y’all incels stop brigading, thanks 💋

Typical chapotard who hates life and everyone around him

This man is about to rise up he already talked about his bad day 😂

I thought we found Sol Pais's (PBUH) Reddit account until I realized OP is still posting.

This guy is an absolute beta virgin to the fullest extent.

25 and already a great trainwreck.

[–]sbeaver2019

5 points 9 hours ago

I’m 24.

He's 16

I mean he is a bottom I'd say that's arguably worse than being a beta virgin

Crackheads with internet access.

Whew, someone watches Rick and Morty. He probably understands all the subtle references too :O

Rick and Morty is for teenage edgelords who think they’re the smartest shit since Einstein when in fact they’re dumber than Jordan Peterson.

yikes who hurt u sweaty??

People hurt me every day online.

Ah you poor thing. Maybe it is because you are an insufferable asshole?

If I am, so what?

Nothing, just an observation. Must be a lonely life...

Judging by his post history, Im going to say it was his mothers boyfriend (uncle).

If you’re happy, how fucking DARE YOU. Get fucking angry, sad, depressed, ANYTHING other than happy. Seeing people happy makes me sick to my stomach.

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The hero we didn't need but the hero we deserve.

thats some quality, decent read.

Aaaand he is a fat obese faggot who hates cops.

Color me surprised.

You’re an awful person, you know that?

Do you especially hate happy cops?

You're a repetitive and uncreative

Welcome to the subreddit of people who think like you, mate.

Check this shit out: https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/b9m64r/i_have_a_prolapse_due_to_constipation_will_i_ever/

lol

I’m so fucking embarrassed of this i want to cry. I have a prolapse due to constipation like the title says. I’m also a bottom. I will likely need surgery for this. Will I ever be able to bottom again or is bottoming completely out of the question for me for the rest of my life? I’m really fucking scared.

what a time to be alive.

only likes bussy

Why haven't we modded him yet?

/u/sbeaver2019, welcome to teenage hormones.

I’m 24.

You said you were 25 in April though

Does that son of a bitch think he can lie to us?

that certainly puts your enlightened comments into a proper perspective.

It's nice to see a successful luring of the lolcow. We're back, boys.

The persons post history makes me wonder if they're a troll.

They say they're never happy, but are absolutely giddy and laugh when cops die and cops families mourn.

They had to deal with their anus prolapsing a few weeks ago and crying about.

Talk about being literally butthurt.

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