Cow

90  2019-04-18 by Ritalin_Rx

Cow mooooooooooo mooooo mooooo mooooo moooooo mooo moooo mooo! Cow!

60 comments

Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Je

Banned

Pazuzu!

How is the transition going? Are you a qt trap yet? Have you been girlfucked already? 🙂

Pazuzu!

Women are so fucking unfunny

But they make me cum so they aight.

That's pretty gay

☝️☝️☝️

Why is it always so cringy when they try.

Women have no insight and are barely conscious beings. Their attempts at humor betray their lack of understanding of value and honor, nuance and detail. Watching a woman try to be funny is like listening to a child do an impression of a scientist talking; they can imitate, string the words together, but no matter how much shallow character research they engage in there's no concealing the fact that they just don't get the source material (life.)

Jesus fuck that’s so accurate, like when my at the time virgin niece was like 5 and trying to quote famous movie lines and mispronouncing everything. Except in that case the adults laughed, no so much with stand up gussy.

virgin niece

was like 5

Uhh.

Wat

In most countries, it is normal that 5yo are virgins, no?

Indeed - so much so that it is considered improper to specify so.

Better be save than sorry.

I swear to God I've read this before

Why did her shitpost of a song made you loveless nerds sperg out so much

Who? I forgot what we were talking about.

I'm sorry you spreg'd so hard that you gave yourself brain damage

I do get carried away when I contemplate the malady that is the insufferable gynobeing.

Stop disrespecting doja unironically !!

Those strange moments when drama comes across something I genuinely like and I am super angry because one of the edgelords is gonna be mean to dojacat

It's like a little piece of you dies when you're suddenly the thing everyones laughing at.

I unironically liked that until I just considered it's supposed to be funny, not just silly.

Saved.

Holy shit I was just listening to this song. When did you install the mind tape device?

How did you get this video of me?

Devin nunes is that you?

pbbbbbbbbbbbbtt

Hucow? Mmmm

OwO

This cow did not make me lol. Quite the opposite

Pretty wild that milk comes from cow boobs when you think about it, tbqmfh. 🤔 🐄 🥛 🤯

idk why they call it milk it doesn't come from a breast it comes from an udder with a bunch of penises hanging off it should just call it utter juice

my 2 cents 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

God that’s getting me hot n’ bothered 🥵. Farmers just squeeze those boob penises all day.

That's no way to talk about your own mother

when come hindu pajeet to worship ??

Bitch im a cow

Bitch im a cow

Bitch im a cow

I don't say meow

I go Moooooooooo

based

Aren’t those algae sticks supposed to be in her cervix for a DnC?

😴 😴 😴

I asked my woman to translate your post for me but she claims she doesn't speak cow.

I don't believe her.

Based and cowpilled

Is 40k Deathwing EE worth $12?

no. like really fucking no.

:(

cowe

stfu NO ONE CARES

I've been conditioned by this sub to always upvote cows.

Its beginning for WildChildcels

You rang?

I'm not fully blameless here and I will be a Man and acknowledge that I am not being the OP my mom would like me to be. With that said, it is also unfair to perceive this as some crazy person being hostile for no reason at all. I feel like I've already explained myself so I won't repeat it. You say I have made no attempt to find common ground and every response is an argument? We haven't even began talking about the quote... this is all Meta stuff still so I don't know what you're talking about.

Perhaps you would allow authority to cloud your judgement, but I would not.

I guess time will tell because I don't plan on censoring myself.