Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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Trump is telling people to watch this press conference. Nothing honest is going to come from Barr.

note how the term "honest" is replacing "that we hoped for desperately" in that sentence.

That face when uncle mueller lets daddy go.

Honestly I’m not sure what they expect. Mueller had access to intelligence information and a variety of confidential items that shouldn’t be shared. The grand jury interviews included people who weren’t charged with any wrong doing. All of that should be redacted from the public, for national security and individual safety. People are morons and just testifying in the jury could get you on some conspiracy nut job’s list.

But nuuuuu Barr must be lying about the need to redact. Let’s endanger the country to prove Orange Man Is Very Fucking Bad.

Which he is. But in this singular instance I find myself on Barr’s side. (Help).

I’m so glad you’re back 🥰🥰🥰

Corporal berry 🍎 is back 🤗🤗🤗

Yessir

Just start investigating why Mueller didn't find anything

I mean, there's some pretty fucking damning material in the redacted report. If the only metric is "did Trump directly meet with the Russian government" you might as well ask "is Donald Trump a bigger goddamn moron than we ever thought possible", because he's been a New York businessman long enough to know your lieutenants' hands get dirty, not yours.

leave Roseanne alone

Those two words don’t belong together. He is a fixer, but the public thinking they should just get the entire report is fucking insane.

Even then. I’d say the intel committees would make sense.

Commie Mommy would take it and publish it on Twatter.

giving congress the full report is the same as giving the public the full report because they just leak everything.

Why don't they get state-sponsored diapers, then?

because they just leak everything.

They can read it on the house floor, not exactly leaking it

I’m talking about giving congress an unredacted version that reveals sources and witnesses.

Why shouldn’t they get the full report?

Going to go out on a limb and guess that it's not a wise idea to unmask your intel sources in Russia and abroad in general.

gasp How dare you sir, we absolutely deserve to see the entire unredacted report. Us, the unwashed masses! We demand it! Henceforth and forthwith!

I covered it elsewhere in this thread but Meukler has access to intelligence and the grand jury heard testimony from parties not charged with a crime. Release of the first would be bad for national security because it would demonstrate capabilities. The latter would be fodder for conspiracy nutjobs and possibly get innocent people harassed, which would have a chilling effect on future witnesses cooperating.

I say they release it anyway, just for the lols.

Because it would leak as fast as Liddle Adam Schiff's legs could carry him to the Washington Post office.

Canceled a meeting this morning, ensuring I could be on my couch for his presser. Pass the popcorn.

What kind of mayo man child lets politics get in the way of actual work?

You assume the meeting was work.

soy soaked orgy

Wut??

Oy Vey.

those beans need to soak quite a while to produce milk. and yes, that's code.

ALT RIGHT GET OUT OUT OUT

Its not an orgy I'd you only get to sit in the corner

I'm sad that I know what you are talking about due to being around this sub.

Hawt. Was he going to make you sit in the chair or do you get to touch this time?

soy soaked orgy

That sounds hawt tbh 🍆 💦 💦💦😍😍

These people don't have important jobs

Come on man, canceling your 10:00 at American eagle is a big deal.

That’s why the chapos are the true revolutionaries. They don’t let jobs get in the way and debate full time

And by debate you mean staying in their safe spaces agreeing with each other.

you would be surprised at how often they brigade other subs

it could even be happening in this very thread

”meeting” probably means furry t-slur orgy.

his loss, more for the rest of us.

not just watching the hearing during your hourly 50 minute bathroom break like I do

Which is more pathetic: the pop culture manchildren or the politics-is-my-religion manchildren?

Both are worse

There tends to be a huge overlap. Most politics posters use capeshit and Star Wars to understand politics.

How can you forget wandshit ?

The only books they've read.

They've also cliffnoted 1984 and memorised a few Prachett and LOTR quotes.

Tolkien would be a Trump supporter. They already are calling him a horrible racist postmortem since his races were mostly segregated and the only black people in his book were part of the Evil side.

Tolkien would despise Trump because of his stupidity, regardless of political view.

Based and Simarillion-pilled

You take that back about Tolkien, the man was by no means stupid. Tom Bombadil was a little stupid but no one is perfect.

It's over for goldberry-cels.

Tokien would be a Kaczynski supporter. The scouring of the Shire would have ended a lot quicker if the hobbits could have mailed Saruman an unmarked package.

based and uncle ted-pilled

uncle ted

+5 centrist points

label it One Ring and Surrender Declaration and it might work.

The Fourth Age and it's consequences have been a disaster for Middle Earth.

Their understanding of poverty is limited to the parable of boots.

Implying they actually read the books and didn't just watch the movies.

I prefer using The Silmarillion as my politics

Excuse me, they have far more patrician tastes....they use Harry potter

Which is more pathetic: six or half a dozen?

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The meeting was with his d&d group

whats wrong with dnd?

Autists playing pretend, and paying for it.

I am not autistic... but I just started playing. Also it costs like 6$ for cheap dice, everything thing else is basically free.

You pay for a good GM to play along with your bullshit

nah man, we have all been friends for years. We drink scotch, talk about carreers and try to get through what ever part of the campaign we are in.

Its chill fun and just an excuse to hang out really.

It's over for THAC0lets.

Let's be honest, if you're still playing 2E, you're just asking to get your lunch money stolen.

They ruined Game of Thrones.

Only a dumbass who complains about not having enough money

NEETs

Lmao are you not wealthy?

Jesus Christ! Lmao

He was talking about a star wars cosplayer meeting, not his job.

This is why I had to stand in line so long at Starbucks this morning.

The kind that uses the word "presser"

Somebody with enough authority that they can literally cancel a prescheduled meeting by simply saying so.

Sounds like a true Chad to me.

Remember these types literally wanted to force colleges to give them As if they missed class to go protest the evils of Santa Claus or somesuch nonsense.

Prediction: like everything else related to this report, no damning information will be produced. Resistance-cels will continue to cope.

The funny thing is, they don't even "resist" anymore, just vocally denounce him. At this point daddy has been doing what he wants, and at worst dealing with loud seething as a result

TDS will go into yet higher levels of total fucking cope derangement when they (can't) realize Rachel Maddow has been advocating for Trump 2020 for years, by pinning everything on dumb Russian investigation which has yet to convince me some incel hacker in Omsk even phished Podesta's email.

"Congratulations, you played yourself" meme 2010s leftwing spirit animal.

Sorry I'm behind on my burger lore, could you please give me the story behind this Rachel and Podesta email stuff? Is that like a right-wing variant of Hillary emails?

The Podesta leak was allegedly started by a successful spear phishing attempt. Ie, a shot in the dark landed the Ruskies a whale.

I believe the Podesta Emails was another email leak that had to do with PizzaGate.

I mean he also isn't a great legislator or chief executive. Unless you are super into his supreme court picks I don't see what he has to run on

i dont like him but ill probably vote for him the same reason i voted for him in 16, because the other choice is completely unpalatable to me.

nobody asked you, james carville lookin mutha fucka

I don’t look like skeleton and my accent isn’t nearly as bad.

Yeah tbqh the optics are quite messy right now, no wall, immigration, etc. BUT, that isn't just his fault. He'll win 2020 though. Dems have done everything they can to push people on the fence off their camp.

Russian investigation which has yet to convince me some incel hacker in Omsk even phished Podesta's email.

Trump can both not be guilty of collusion and the Russians have successfully hacked the DNC's emails to damage Clinton. Both things can be true. Also incel hacker, l m a o

eh. he kinda seems either unwilling or unable to do what he promised. he obviously blusters but its not like there's a wall or anything

Any President accomplishing everything they want is basically impossible. They'd have to become a dictator to do half of what people expect their President to do.

Are you kidding me? With all due respect, the export tarrifs and the sanction stuff in the middle East have been incredibly impactful on a global scale. I know that for a fact, cause even my company (HQ in Toronto) has lost 6 figures in tarrifs alone, and that's just within the last year or so

There was also a literal stop in the entire middle eastern economy late last year due to the announcement that certain companies will be exempt from Iranian sanctions

He may not be going through with the wall clowning, but his admin has been very busy and undeniably impactful

The House isn't passing his agenda and he's being challenged in court for some of the shit he's been doing. Realistically what else could the Dems be doing to oppose him?

Your democrat politicians are fine, if only a bit attention seeking

My comment was referring to the reeesistors that seem to populate certain political subs

Gotcha.

Your democrat politicians are doing a fine job

When have to spend you spend the last 2 years making up for losing to Trump

You forget the part where these "resistors" will go watch starshit and self insert themselves larping as "the resistance."

a breakdown of the report seems to be that trump asked if he could obstruct the investigation somehow and was told that he couldn't. that seems to be the only thing in there

good morning everyone. gonna be a long ride today. buckle up!

Please god, let there be drama.

Why are they so obsessed with Trump's genitals

They really have a weird thing for naked Trump don't they?

It's like...they want to dehumanize another person, solely based on their inherent biases and beliefs. But that would be mean and offensive, so surely they wouldn't...

I hate politics. I don't vote and I don't care. But I sure as hell love all the dramacoin Trump has wrought.

If dramacoin was a literal currency we’d all be shitposting from mansions.

This is the actual reason why spez hasn't banned /r/The_Donald yet.

I like the idea that it's closely monitored by an FBI terror cell.

Terrorcels btfo

Spoken like a true centrist

No matter what happens with Daddy, drama wins

Moderate you retard. Centrists can't make up their mind.

As a leaf, /u/poppinkream is a fucking embarrassment.

Letting Trump live in your head like that for years is just sad

moderator of r/worldnews and r/politics

well of course... this is the political equivalent of seeing a cancer sub with turtle, dub or devrata on it.

Is that the guy who has the long writeups that are sourced? Imagine fucking writing a research article as your Reddit posts. Kid must be a NEET

The ‘tism affects everyone differently

kid? he's probably on the wrong side of 45

These days, both sides of 45 are wrong

Only for men.

Yeah, and often the sources don't exactly say what he is trying to claim they are. Or they are debunked, or they are bullshit studies done by extremely biased groups that misrepresent the statistics.

Basically a better /u/idfshill

Yikes

/u/poppinkream imagine being obsessed with a foreign politician lmfao

God I would love it if that literal NEET showed up here. He could give us a nice summary with sources on why hes such a huge lifeless faggot.

Damn, now I wanna see them get into an argument 🤣

1) Orange Man Bad -The Guardian

2) Orange Man Very Bad -The Indepenedent

3) He is Orange and He is Very Bad: Here's Why -Washington Post

4) FactCheck: Trump Says Unemployment is Down; Here's a County in New Mexico where it went up (Four Pinocchios)

It’s a woman.

Even worse.

No. Please. That can’t be true. 🤣😂🙃😂🤣

The dude has been straight-up “cracking the code” conspiracy posting for like years now.

Idk who irks me more him or all the waterheads congratulating him like he won a Pulitzer for what basically amounts to a college freshmen’s school paper editorial

Now she is literally accusing the AG of being part of a conspiracy to cover up the results of the Muller investigation.

Let the salt mining begin

TIL there's an entire subreddit for this guy:

/r/ShitPoppinKreamSays

Wow, thats way more active than I would've thought.

Man fuck you. I thought it was a sub for people annoyed at some of the bullshit he posts.

lol at the pinned post. Muh reddit power user fighting for internet freedom. - Slate.

Literally no other org cares about some reddit loser and literally no one is changing their mind over drumpf over his (her?) pseudo essays.

I'd like to take this moment to thank poppinKREAM for all the great work he's (or is poppinKREAM a she?) done modding /r/WorldNews, and for posting such intricate explanations of current politics.

Thanks, poppinKREAM!

Lmao

holy fucking shit they can't be serious! worldnews turned into absolute trash because they decided to let US centric news in as long as it was anti-trump drivel. jesus fuck.

He is such a fucking joke man. You look into his sources and half of what he says just fucking falls apart. Everyone just fellates themselves over his posts though, no one bothers at all to look into what is actually sourced.

Did something happen?

something will at 9:30 AM

ITS HAPPENING

What though?

Something

Stay seated, the FBI will be with you shortly :)

Sometimes I wish I was a neet so I could follow things like this in real time.

Hello Russian trolls. Friendly reminder your economy is smaller than California’s. Go fuck yourself

Its over for Russiacells

I cringe Everytime they blame shit on the mysterious Russian trolls.

You know they’ve never interacted with actual Russians if they think that would trigger them.

I'm sure actual Russian trolls would be glad that they've become a boogyman for plebbiters.

Putin must just laugh himself to sleep every night thinking about how fucking stupid we all are.

Trump playing 4 dimensional chess while Putin is playing педик dimensional DnD

You’d think Reddit would start handing out bans for Russophobia for blind hatred of ethnic groups.

Remember that hate speech is ok if you're talking about the Chinese in /r/Games or the Russians in a politics subreddit!

I didn't realize it was business hours in Russia right now.

Oh hello Boris, your English has gotten much better!

I think it's time to lay of the vodka, Comrade!

Every fucking time...

Lay of the vodka

New term for beer goggles?

They're pretty prevelant according to the report, but they're probably just effective on old people on FB

...did you...even look at the report yet?

https://i.imgur.com/BXybqVa.png

Why do the people who live in a studio apt living on debt boast about the gdp of California when they don't have it

They think the GDP of California has some direct impact on their life. When in reality they work a shitty retail job that they could do even in the state with the lowest GDP.

>economy smaller than california >

Same thing I said elsewhere:

I don't need it.

Trump called for and received Russian assistance.

Trump's son called for Russian assistance.

Trump's campaign manager delivered polling data to the Russians who used it to target US voters.

Trump's best friend was in contact with Russian intelligence, seeking assistance.

I don't need the Mueller report. Collusion is in plain sight.

Cope

Funny how quick they through Mueller to the trash lmao.

Heres my only question: they keep saying Barr sanitized the report and they need to see the unredacted version, but wouldn't Mueller speak up if his investigation was so grossly mishandled? Why wouldn't he be chomping at the bit to testify before Congress if he felt like his work was being misconstrued?

Hint: because nothing Barr said was untrue and they were always going to denounce Mueller if they didn't get exactly what they wanted.

Mueller came out when Buzzfeed ran that false info, so I don't know why he wouldn't now. Good point.

Yeh Meuller has been kinda obvious on protecting his two year old.

Trump literally just cinched 2020 in front of our eyes. There is absolutely nothing the Dems can do against him now, and he has unlimited ammo against them.

I think Bernie has a chance. Karl Rove just threw red flags in the air.

Match me Huck!

My donation has three zeros in it! Match me!

My donation has three zeros in it! Match me!

My donation is all zeros!

I'll have you know I donated precisely $0.00.

As I'm sure you did XD

I'll have you know I donated precisely $0.00.

As I'm sure you did XD

Don't you actually care?

$00.00 or bust.

I donate my entire paycheck amd live in my car!!! Match me

Bernie carries the same levels of populism Trump does. If AOC and other "hip" progressives endorse him, it'll be an interesting race.

I mean, if the DNC lets him that is.

I hope the DNC tried to split the party again.

I like watching idiots repeat history.

The one chance other candidates have are black swan events. i.e the economy tanks to factors outside Trump's control, or some disaster of foreign policy happens.

Exactly. I feel right now, anything short of a massive recession (which we are "overdue" for), Trump wins 2020.

Trump literally just cinched 2020 in front of our eyes

The man is still polling in the low 40's, the Barr memo didn't raise his numbers at all. He's not in danger but to say it's in the bag is a bit of an overstatement

Whose gonna contend with him? Buttgurgler? Beta? Pocahontas? The Pharma shill Booker? Kamala "I love cops and hate weed" Harris? The only one I could see even making a basic stand is ironically Bernie, but the DNC loves sabotaging themselves out of easy victories, so unless he runs independent I guarantee you they fuck him over. Andrew Yang is still too unknown but I think he'll at least make some noise, but theres basically zero competition atm.

Ben Garrison

He and his team also leaked like sieves so if there was ANYTHING damning in there it would have been leaked far before now

Yeah the tldr of this whole thing is trumps campaign was hilariously incompetent and Russians took advantage of it.

Pretty fucking much

Now compare with the Clinton campaign.

I love that they were able to capture ‘Clinton smelling her own farts’ for their lead image.

https://mobile.twitter.com/demwrite/status/1077658034178932736?lang=en

Imagine being that smug lmao.

make it stop

Holy shit the guy in the fedora using verbratto lmao

They went from "he is a great man dedicated to justice above all else." To "of course the investigation found nothing, Mueller is a republican covering for Trump." Faster than you could say no collusion.

I feel bad for the merchants stillbholding Murller merchandise, should have offloaded it earlier

Oh shit ima browse /r/the_mueller for peak cope

How long until they accuse a pizza shop as being a front for the Russians?

Don't they accuse literally everyone of being a Russian bot?

I know /u/KubrickIsMyCopilot does, but he's actually insane

Says the Russian Bot 😂😂😂

Says the Russian Bot 😂😂😂

imagine that being your unironic internet handle, now imagine also being a power mod/user

I'd rather die than even imagine that tbh.

He's a Boomer also

his pronoun is botself you monster

LMFAO I remember us messing w/ him like a year and a half ago

forgot all about him

🐴🥾

They ruined Rachel Maddow for life. I mean she’s been getting crazier, but she did a whole year of just using the conspiracy thread board meme on her show.

Is that really so bad?

On consideration, it’s actually a good thing.

The best episode of Maddow was her “Imagine if your mother was in the hospital for surgery, and Russian hackers cut the power grid? Just image how you would feel.”

Literally brainwashing you to hate people based on a made up hypothetical lol.

Ohhhh fuck her. That's literally what happened in Venezuela with the only difference it was the government's own incompetence in maintaining the grid.

If Democrats were any bigger babies today, Planned Parenthood would try to kill them.

Based and infanticidepilled

The report hasn't even been released yet.

It's true, though. Those things are sufficient to disqualify politicians in any civilized democratic country.

...oh, wait, we're talking about the US.

Europoor cope

Our Trump is richer than your Trump!

I'd be obsessed with America too if I didn't live here.

Imagine being a foreigner 🤢🤢🤢

It's true, Russians are obsessed with America.

Is Russia what they call countries outside of America? I wouldn't know, since nothing outside of America matters

No, they call that "Mexico".

May i point out first SHILLSHILLSHILLSSHILLSHILLS

I've never seen any of those retards explain why a 2 year long investigation is necessary if the collusion is obvious. Like oh shit get mueller on the phone this random faggot in reddit has cracked the case by reading huffingtonpost headlines

Which one of these is not true?

Why say all of that when you could say

"Mueller report totally clears the President! Very cool!"

What makes me nervous is that tomorrow is right wing terrorist Easter (Waco, Oklahoma City... there's a third one I forgot).

JFC

These people invested 2 straight years into this lie, they aren't going to go quietly into irrelevance.

Is the third one Calvary?l

Nailpilled

Columbine was on 4/20 and that's also Hitler's birthday and national Smoke a Bowl day.

I'll be celebrating the Bowl, personally. I need something to chill me out because I'm pretty sure after watching r/politics today I'm going to throw my back out laughing.

I don’t believe for one second these gun/school shooting obsessed NEETs forgot about Columbine.

Waco

Do they mean the Branch Davidian thing? Whatever that mess was, and whoever was at fault, I'm struggling to see how it qualifies as "right-wing terrorism."

Pretty sure that was ATF Christmas.

They are slowly losing it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/l547tkO

Thats a good theory, just like this one;

Interesting that Rod chose a blue tie and the AG and the other guy chose red.

What did he mean by this???

That’s like airhead English teachers in high school telling you that when an author described carpets as blue in a book that was actually a call out to being raped by their neighbor or some shit.

"Is the character sitting under a peach tree because it takes place in Georgia? No, it's a secret message about the actualization of feminine sexuality in 19th century society."

It’s like watching T_D when Comey said mommy didn’t doing anything.

No don't you see, that was different.

It’s not happening now though 😎 , but if mentioning it helps you COPE better than do you brother

It helps. Yes.

I could care less I just want a decent next episode, its been boring since Q got banned.

Don’t worry brother the storm is awakening or something 🌪💨😎👍

I thought Comey said Mommy did something, but we like Mommy too much so no one wants to bring any charges.

But

HER

EMAILS

Honestly its not her emails that matter, its the fact she broke security protocols and no one cares.

Maybe business as usual, but having it out in public sure didn't help people's opinion of how the government operates.

its the fact she broke security protocols and no one cares.

trump's daughter literally did the same thing, no one cares because it was never about the emails in the first place

Does she have access to DoD files? If so that's pretty fucked, I didn't hear about that.

Hell, Bush used the GOP's mail server, they destroyed the drives when the drives were subopenaed, and nobody cared. The response wasn't much more nuanced than "cry some more libtards".

Cope

but we like Mommy too much

did we watch the same thing lmfao? this is some top tier cope

Its what he's on the record as saying. He acknowledged she broke the law but they decided not to pursue it for political considerations (i.e the DoJ wouldn't have followed their advice).

You'd have to be be autistic as a motherfucker to think they believed that.

If you didn’t believe in horseshoe theory before...

Lol slowly.

That's one insane conspiracy theorist.

"Trump cooperated fully with the Special Counsel".

Are you shitting us?

Did trump do anything to obstruct the investigation other than shitposting on Twitter?

Wouldn’t sit down for a face to face interview. Did produce documents on request.

Ok, thanks for informing.

Wouldn’t sit down for a face to face interview

Is the 5th amendment obstruction?

To /r/politics it damn well is.

Having been a prosecutor: it’s an annoying, yet very necessary, right that protects Ameriburgers.

If the police want to talk to you, bring a lawyer. Do not. Fucking. Talk. Without. A. Lawyer.

And if the lawyer tells you to not talk, say the 5th and let them scream.

Same goes for criminal trials and the defendant wanting to testify. Please do. And don’t be surprised when the prosecutor dances around the 5th and makes the jury believe you are indeed Satan incarnate.

So what do you think reasonably Daddy did ?

What's a (successful??) lawyer doing in a shithole sub like this?

Boredom. I got pulled in here back in the dark ages (membah jewdank?) of law school. Ghosted for couple years after bc new wife + career = fuck drama. But the hook was set and I hearted drama.

Now I’m all comfy career wise, wife has her career to tend to, and at present we have the kid so I’m on half schedule. I’ll probably ghost again when I go full schedule again. The last time I was active here I was making near daily courtroom appearances for several cases I was juggling and had down time at the courthouse while waiting for my turn. Now I’ve moved on to mostly transactional nicenice crap.

And honestly lawyers are a ducking toxic group. Places like drama pull us in because we get to laugh at idiots. I know one associate who posts here and at least three are SRDines. The glorious wonders of knowing what the outbound internet traffic is 🤷🏻‍♀️

at least three are SRDines

ewwwww

It’s ok, they were all hired in the last year. I’m sure we’ll see toxic new people in the near future.

Do you do family law

No. Fuck. No.

He actually obstructed justice by not colluding, thus sidestepping his deserved imprisonment.

The most nuclear of takes lmao

this.

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cope!

this

You r*scal

Literally this

If a sitting president of either party needs to use the 5th not answer questions about a congressional backed investigation the should step down.

But is that obstruction?

No but he did plenty of obstructing. Mulluer’s report has opened it up for congress to peruse those charges without Barr or the DOJ so we’ll see how that turns out

Agree to disagree. WaPo has an article a few years back about how many Obama officials had pled the 5th on a variety of matters, tontry and dodge scandal. Since the president wasn’t being investigated he never pled it, but I suspect had he been, he would have. It’s a common tactic for officials to get out of dodge.

I’m still of the same opinion I was then when officials do that they should be let go at the least. Playing what if’s with presidents pleading this 5th is dumb but it doesn’t change my opinion whoever it is if a president has to they should be stepping down.

Imagine willingly accepting to perjure yourself if you couldn't remember things right. It's over for talkingtocopscels.

If you look at the report, it says he failed to obstruct justice because the people he asked wouldn't do what he asked. I guess that's a win for him?

I think witness intimidation is the big thing people are calling out here but it's up for interpretation I guess

The report apparently says that you can't say that he didn't.

There was an FBI investigation before the special counsel investigation

The report said something like ten instances of instruction could be acted on, but the Justice department can't indict a sitting president so they left it to Congress, or some shit.

Off the top of my head he fired comey over it, and has endorsed calls to jail Mueller.

lmao what a joke. I though Barr was serious for a second, but this is a joke. Every word this asshole is uttering is through the filter of Trumps propaganda. I don't believe shit he says. This is a cover up and anyone who thinks this clears trump hates America and is lying to themselves “Non-corrupt motives” wtf? Innocent people do not act that way, they take solace in the fact that the investigation will exonerate them. Barr is a political actor brought in for exactly this purpose. Straight up barr is just one of the pigs from animal farm fuck these guys. I'm literally crying right now, our country is doomed! 👌

Fuck these people. I hope this all ends in "street justice".

Street justice... street... justice...

I’d really rather it not go to street justice.

Although the ATF would get a really good ballpark number for how many weapons are in the wild. So there’s that.

Assault rifles vs Assault dildos.

Only one side is gonna lose and they'll lose bigleage. And it's not daddy supporters

Daddy supporters will lose. They’ll be stuck in front of their gun safe, staring at the dozens of rifles, trying to decide which one will be best.

Meanwhile chadchuds will sweep the streets with rocks of peace.

It's the one that says DEPORT KABOB in white-out

Duh

You retard lol leftists own guns. Turn off fox news and put down your burger m8

You retard lol leftists own guns

You memeing or just play-acting as a retard?

Turn off fox news

imagine being so retarded you think the right actually watches fox news in the current year+3

What's to meme? Leftists believe in an armed working class... According to ratings the right does watch fox news lol its political fentanyl for boomers and incels of this sub.

According to ratings the right does watch fox news

Fox news ratings just tells you how many Bojangles' and Krystal's have a TV going.

Imagine living in Iowa and thinking you weren't the retard lol. Hillbilly pretends he doesn't watch fox

Don't this manlets know they'll be the first to die?

Yeah, r/politics, much like chapos are too scared to own guns so they won't be doing a whole lot of "street justice."

people who have breakdowns when they're around guns VS the people who get hard ons for guns.

I know which side I'm betting money on

SNAPPPPYYYYYYYY

Wow, that was delicious and filling! Thank you!

This is a cover up and anyone who thinks this clears trump hates America and is lying to themselve

That's a whole lotta cope. 😂😂😂

Hey America,

The time to flood the streets was yesterday. That being said, it’s Easter weekend. Perhaps this holiday you should attempt to resurrect your democracy.

Great, tens of people will flood SF and block traffic again.

no they won't. It's 4/20 this weekend

“Non-corrupt motives” wtf? Innocent people do not act that way, they take solace in the fact that the investigation will exonerate them. Barr is a political actor brought in for exactly this purpose.

What way? By saying there wasn't collusion the entire time and proclaiming innocence?

I don't understand how people that participate in these discussions don't get paint-dryingly bored at the amount of nickle and diming that takes place over this report.

US: Yeah, we got bubkiss.

Left: Actually, they don't. Here's 8 things everyone has known for at least 6 months which definitely means that they're lying.

Everyone's a fuckin' expert, must be fuckin' nice.

It’s literally what the DDF did when Comey did his thing. People just assume the guy they rooted for must be wrong, unless he does confirm what you knew.

It just seems exhausting.

The difference was DDF was right. Comey had shit and helped bury Hilary's issue as best he possibly could.

Sometimes I kinda agree with this viewpoint.

Turn Meuller loose on Comey! All my liberal friends say Meuller is extremely trustworthy and never goes wrong.

He did?

They know more than the FBI investigators because they read nice little summaries of things on the internet from NEETs like PoppinKream. Duh, you fuckin idiot.

But guys, Barr used the word "spying" which means we can't trust him. He also referred to a klobasnik as a kolache, and mispronounced GIF.

Everyone's a fuckin' expert, must be fuckin' nice.

Crazier than ants on sea-doos.

Barr-"there is substantial evidence to show that the President was frustrated and angered by a sincere belief that the investigation was undermining his presidency, propelled by his political opponents, and fueled by illegal leaks. "

Lmao wat??

The real crime is that daddy’s feelings were hurt 😢

Bring Meuller back and have him investigate Daddy’s political opponents for the crime of hurt feefees!

I'm betting these fuckers will try to metoo Mueller too if his report doesn't satisfy them.

Funny thing is the GOP already tried that and it didn't work.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1118876219381026818

Fucking-a man.

How is Drumpf not a drama mod? He’s got all the credentials: creates drama, loves a good spergout, and is possibly autistic. Plus he’s online all the time, so he can play internet janitor.

He'd get a little rush out of calling Lawlz's shitposts "The worst memes in the history of memes"

Holy fuck imagine a lawlz and daddy collaboration shitpost 😍

A ben garrison drawn picture of Daddy and Ben10 building the wall is coming.

Garrison takes commissions you know

$800 can make that happen

"... maybe ever"

He’s done an AMA before, they should just invite that account to mod

Fucking game of thrones font. What a legend. He pushes all the right buttons.

This is really going to ruffle the Dragon-Incestcels

the fucking kressenstein talking to themselves

Y-you will be sued!

Nah. This is America, memes are allowed still. 😎

eurocucks on suicide watch

Krap-enstein bros busy sucking each other off like usual and Ryan Hill's weird Michael Jackson looking ass is completely losing it. All we need is Dr Eugene's hot takes for it to be perfect.

I wish this fucking idiot would stop winning

127k likes on twitter. 470k likes on instashit.

I always wonder why these two end up having these differences. It's not like boomers overwhelmingly use Instagram.

And regardless of how retarded twitter is, I don't believe for a second they are throttling him there.

Twitter users are just a bunch of boring woketards that can't have fun.

Insta users are mainly normies that just like memes in general.

I still don't get the context for that quote

Literal schizo journalist have brainwashed the SSRI sunshine masses into believing that boomer r-yard Donald Trump was capable of interacting with a foreign government to subvert the American people without immediately getting caught. We truly live in in a society.

Chris Wallace on Fox: "The Attorney General seemed almost to be acting as the counselor for the defense, the counselor for the president, rather than the Attorney General, talking about his motives, his emotions... Really, as I say, making a case for the president."

Lmao when even fox isn’t having it, your performance needs work tbh

Yup as neckbeard puts it so eloquently.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mtracey/status/1118877199287894018

Was he tho? He seemed clumsy af and having Rosenstein off to his side looking like Bran staring directly into my soul didn’t really help with the visuals imho.

there is substantial evidence to show that the President was frustrated and angered by a sincere belief that the investigation was undermining his presidency, propelled by his political opponents, and fueled by illegal leaks.

Is this careful? Sounds pretty hackish.

It’s showing that soros/dems were interfering with the presidency with this stuff

I don't understand. That's completely rational. If you assume he's guilty no matter what, then sure, yeah, he's a hack. But if you assume he's guilty no matter what, then there's nothing to talk about.

People who are accused of a crime they know they didn't do are always angry and irritated. This is a basic aspect of human behavior.

This is like when they were all "SEE KAVANAUGH TOTALLY RAPED THAT CHICK, LOOK HOW ANGRY HE IS AT HAVING HIS LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND BEING CALLED A GANG RAPIST!"

People are usually not so emotional about investigations. I dont see too much difference between Trump sperging out about being investigated and a junkie screaming at a judge in a courtroom. Have some self respect.

Yeah, or like when those duke lacrosse students were accused of rape. Nothing bad ever happens from accusations and investigations.

What's that have to do with anything? Just because innocent people get sentenced dont mean chimping out at the prosecutors makes you look good.

... I'm really not sure if you are trolling or are just having trouble following the conversation.

My point is that in the context of the "I'm fucked" excerpt, his reaction makes perfect sense. In hearing that there is going to be a special counsel he now feels like the next couple years of his presidency are going to be hindered due to the investigation.

It's a perfectly valid response.

Yeah it makes sense if you have no inhibition. You don’t yell at the judge and prosecutor because you’re scared and angry unless you want to look bad. If it was anyone but a republican official we’d be agreeing on this.

People are usually not so emotional about investigations.

You've worked as defense counsel in how many matters exactly?

C O P E

S E E T H E

C O P E

let’s fuck

im not going to fucking Minnesota of all places, yuck

I’ll take the love boat down the Mississippi and we can fuck in the French quarter?

It smells like shit but sure. Anything for bussy.

I’ve been told that it’s the Valhalla of bussies so you won’t be disappointed 😉

isn’t he trumps (as POTUS) lawyer essentially?

So the short answer is that the attorney general theoretically is supposed to act as the country’s lawyer. The president has both a personal lawyer (Rudy Giuliani lol and others) as well as a White House Counsel who theoretically represents the institution of the presidency and advises the president on all legal issues concerning his presidency.

oh i think i was thinking of the White House counsel. it helps if i map map them to west wing characters

I find it odd that people are mad that a sitting President was not found in cahoota with a shady country. Would you be happy that nothing was found?

ORANGE MAN BAD AND THIS SHOULDNHAVE PROVED IT. REEEEEEEEE

More like "orange man should've been bad"

Fucking lol

From what I read that is pretty much what he did. He is a fucking retard, could have just kept his mouth shut and he would have been pretty much vindicated.

He wasn't exonerated, but he wasn't indicted either. Although I think it's justice department policy not indict a sitting president.

TL;DR Trump’s Attorney-General changed his story on if daddy obstructed. Redacted Mueller report about to drop in minutes. The_Donald TERRIFIED the truth is gonna come out and even Fox may not be able to spin it. Prepare for a lot of C O P E

I’m hoping for that with a side of “oh, but the Clinton campaign colluded. Is that bad?”

I want both sides to screech, loudly, while pointing at each other.

you are the one C O P E ing lol

Defend daddy!

I’ve called him retarded in this very thread lol.

Why would you do that to daddy?

Cause he’s tarded

😮

Ahahaha, that guy is trying so hard to type like he’s not seething

Here they come lmao.

here's the tldr

thats an ugly woman

Woah I didn't realize this sub was r/im14andthisisdeep. Everyday this feels more and more like little edgelords circle jerking. Boring.

Isn't that what Drama was all along? Just a bunch of centrist edgelords circle jerking our little wienkies?

Listen 👂 up ☝🏽️. I have a 💥🔫 so my little 👄🥕 is compensated for 💯

Well, I've got some monster truck nutz for my lifted el camino.

😤 well I take steroids and probably.bigger than you cause I lift. Heh checkmate

Well fuck me sideways, you're right

Seethe more

Is there evidence of daddy being beholden to Ruskies though?

I mean he probably likes Putin but maybe he is just feigning the love to 'own the libs'. He is way more beholden to Israeli and Saudi interests than Russian ones.

Because he has been hard on Russia IRL. He is arming Ukrainicels, denying F-35s to Erdogan for buying S400 and is constantly opposing Nord Stream 2(I wonder how libs will react when it's revealed that mommy Merkel is buying gas from the 'devil').

He literally met with Putin SEVERAL TIMES after becoming president what more evidence do you need?

What? How does this imply him being beholden to Russian Interests?

imagine if this ends up pushing his approval rating higher than obama's average.🙏

Someone in that thread is accusing mueller of being a double agent working for Russia. Unbelievable cope

Already is, isnt it?

When both sides feel this way, it feels like a civil war is coming.

I've said it before, they don't want the report nor will they read it, regardless of the length.

They just want to ragepost a headline from Vox, Hill, Buzzfeed (Pulitzer guise), Guardian etc.

That's it.

Yeah. It's actually funny watching them in the few hours where something newsworthy happens and the talking points have yet to make the rounds. They kind of scramble around, but tomorrow will all be repeating the exact same thing.

Just

Regardless whether Trump conspired with Russia or not, Barr stated that the report concludes Russia interfered with the 2016 election. How the fuck is that not a big deal? How can people be ok having a president that Russia influenced the population to elect? The 2016 election was just confirmed illegitimate, and the way things are going, 2020 is shaping up to be no different.

It amounted to $100,000 being used for Facebook posts lmao

And $50,000 of it was after the election.

As long as whatever law also banned britbongs, frogs, and mahometcels from social media I’d be on board.

How anyone can support a party that gets continually yeeted by donald trump is mindblowing

It's amazing, he's so genuinely retarded.

But who is worse, the retard or the gaggle of idiots that constantly get dunked on by said retard?

The genuine retard is funny yeah, but on the other hand you have thousands of highly educates tryhards doing everything they can to outsmart and out manuever the retard but he just seems to dodge it all

All Trump has shown is that high functioning autism is a mental disadvantage, not proof of superior intellect.

Nah hes not autistic hes just peak boomer, barron on the other hand will one day show us the power of true autism through the cyber

I mean literally retarded. There was no collusion but the moron would have actually obstructed justice if the people below him weren't like "no we aren't going to do that you moron".

Can we really handle four more years of a criminal, meme President with a cartoon villain cabinet ?

Yes.

Please.

Tbh with the amount of taxpayer dollars that went into this investigation, every American should receive a hard cover copy of it.

There will be a book in the near future called “The Mueller Report” I guarantee it. Though we’ll have to pay for it.

That book is going to be as relevant as Madam President - Hillary s historic journey to the White House

Reading the report, it’s clear everyone around trump got off because of the same reason Hillary got off. There were multiple instances of Mueller basically saying “these people were too stupid to know this could be criminal.”

Page 187

Being a complete retard to own the libs

There is some logic in that though.

Tbh I'd shit my pants in public if it meant a libtard had to smell it.

The absolute state of righties lol. I think Charlie Kirk actually did what you are talking about. Toilets are a leftist creation anyway!

Lmao, when he gets off but it’s only because he’s a drooling retard

I would be totally cool if they walked back on that, arrested them all, and then arrested Hillary as well.

I am disappointed that Orange Daddy won't be impeached because I was looking forward to president Mike "ACDC For The LGBT" Pence's terror squads to round up all the sexual degenerates in the country.

Partisans are losers.

clear conservative bias in DC/NY media

What fucking planet does "xe" live on?

Check out this guy live tweeting his dissection of the report. he’s like 190 tweets in and only on page 70

Just tell me who is coping and who is smug

So this is dems plan to win 2020?

The time is now. Take to the streets and protest. Disrupt government infrastructure. Do anything to put pressure on the Federal government. Barr's report is a coverup. It undermines the foundations of our Republic.

imagine coping so hard you advocate for lirteral insurrection