LITERALLY JESUS

People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD

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Pontias Mueller.

I'm just using this shitty thread to remind fellow dramanauts that scheduled drama for the week will continue tomorrow after Jordan Peterson v Slavoj Zizek debate.

Debate itself will probably be boring and I dunno if you can even watch it somewhere but there's guaranteed cope/gloat from lobstercels/leftists.

Debate itself will probably be boring

That depends on how drunk Zizek is.

He's Slovenian so he's always drunk, being very drunk won't change him much. Unlike JP who can't sleep for 25 days after drinking apple cider.

They really are polar opposites huh 🤔

Unlike JP who can't sleep for 25 days after drinking apple cider.

I still really don't get that. Regardless of people's feelings about Lobsterdaddy, I don't get why that isn't talked about more. It was so fucking bizarre and seemingly unrelated to his other views.

Also, I just went and watched a video of the interview with him where he talks about it. The suggested videos make me want to unironically kill myself. "Jordan Peterson: Best Comebacks | 2018 by the Think Club - 3.2M views", "Jordan Peterson Destroys Entire Panel on Transgender Pronouns by Aerial View - 500k views", "Top 5 Times Ben Shapiro MELTED College Snowflakes by Matt Banks - 280k views". Holy shit and if you click on a link there are more. I thought videos like this were memes. Jesus Christ erase the USA.

People really like to skip by this dude's all carnivore diet, and oh by the way if you stray even a little bit, you'll go into withdrawal for a month.

Like he clearly does not have it all together his own damn self.

Probably should have cleaned his room.

Seriously though, imagine the smell of someone who intentionally restricted their diet to only meat.

Trump likes building walls. Jesus was a carpenter.

Absolute KINO

Paraphrasing Gene Wolfe, in the bible we're told Jesus was a carpenter, but the only thing we actually see him make is a whip.

https://i.imgur.com/QDYNC3m.gif

There's a reason we call him Cheeto God, he died so that Trumptards everywhere can be absolved of their sins.

Cringe

the more melodramatic the better tbh

don't you just love it when everything comes together

Damn Jack Posobiec went full retard since the last time I saw one of his vids

He's always been full retard

We can agree, but for different reasons :-)

This is a hilarious take that’s almost certainly just to troll people and you guys are too busy eating the bait to enjoy it

Proof that this sub is full of christcels is that this boomer joke is at +22

idk you seem pretty butthurt.

You can tell a boomer when they try this hard to use words they think the youngens think are hip but actually make absolutely no sense.

S E E T H

We really need to CANCEL this guy

um actually im a marycel get it right

Well you can get the hell out moohamed

Let me guess, you’re an* atheist* and you think you’re something special, huh?

adjusts my trilby and looks back to my comrades

Don’t worry fellas, I got this one.

This is your brain on rightoid propaganda.

the bible is just harry potter for boomers tbh

Implying boomers actually read the bible

Implying most zoomers haven't just seen the films

GOOD point

Baby reflection in table is horrifying.

🙏 All that AND Daddy embodies every value that Christ preached! 🙏

that's some grade A shit stirring i'll give him that.

Daddy confirmed to be Sky Daddy.

“the memes write themselves”

This is unironically the best post I have seen in ages.

Three times before Fox & Friends, Rex will call him a fucking moron.

Really triggering how dudes like posobiec go to israel to slob rabbi knob and then act like they're real Christians on twitter.