Dinosaur of the month: Deinonychus

89  2019-04-18 by Cdace

Deinonychus, (genus Deinonychus), are long-clawed carnivorous dinosaurs 🦖 that flourished in western North America during the Early Cretaceous Period (145.5 million to 99.6 million years ago). A member of the dromaeosaur group, Deinonychus was bipedal and had fabulous ghetto claws. Its principal killing devices were said ghetto claws that were 13 cm (5 inches) long on the second toe of each foot. The slender, outstretched tail was enclosed in bundles of bony rods 😫. These extensions of the tail vertebrae were ideal for helping the animal maintain balance as it ran or attacked prey.

Deinonychus was the model for the “raptor” dinosaurs of the motion picture Jurassic Park (1993). The name raptor has come to apply to dromaeosaurs in general as a contraction for Velociraptor, a genus of dromaeosaur that was considerably smaller than Deinonychus. Deinonynchus measured about 2.5 metres (8 feet) or perhaps more in length and weighed 45–68 kg (100–150 pounds). It was evidently a fast, agile predator whose large brain enabled it to perform relatively complex movements during the chase and kill. This large brain allowed it to create many devices necessary to break into the plasma fold from which they now seek to leave.

Dromaeosaurs and troodontids are the closest known relatives of Archaeopteryx and existing birds. While superior in every way, these dinosaurs 🦖 share with birds a number of features, including unusually long arms and hands and a wrist that is able to flex sideways. Such adaptations apparently helped these dinosaurs 🦖 to grasp prey and later enabled birds to generate an effective flight stroke.

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50 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-04-18

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1  Cdace 2019-04-18

😭 I just want to help spread information about dinosaurs 🦖 snappy 😭

1  Iamaveryniceguy 2019-04-18

We don't deserve Dinos😤😤😤

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

We surely don’t but they will save us from this mortal coil by recycling our physical bodies into nourishment and our corrupted spirits into newts

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-18

THIS SO MUCH THIS!!!

1  BeiberFan123 2019-04-18

F A K E

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

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1  BeiberFan123 2019-04-18

Another one falls.

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1  Cdace 2019-04-18

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1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-18

The only Dino poster to save us all from...face pics.

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

You want a face pic?

1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-18

Better not upstage the bride ;)

1  cmakk1012 2019-04-18

You mean pizza?

1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-18

Yep.

1  TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-04-18

Best dino

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-04-18

debatable tbh

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-04-18

Utahraptor is the same thing only bigger

1  TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-04-18

The Chad deinonychus was monogamous, virgin Utahraptors are polygamous

1  michaelisnotginger 2019-04-18

The disrespect to spinosaurus

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-18

Spinosaurus irl actually prob sucked ass.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-04-18

palaeoposting is pretty based but why the fuck has this shit made you an approvedcel

leT ME IN JANNIES ARGHHH

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

How else would they get their dinoposts if I couldn’t post? That’s sounds like you aren’t stirring up enough shit to be recognized

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-04-18

hOW CAN I

I CAN'T SUBMIT ANY DRAMA

this is apartheid

1  Redactor0 2019-04-18

Wait really, you plebs can't post? Last night I just posted some random wikipedia article I was reading bc wtf. 😂😂😂

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-18

Based and fossilpilled

1  michaelisnotginger 2019-04-18

Big fan, basically what people imagine velociraptor to be.

Tröodon next

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

It’ll be a minute got a few requests left from last post but it’ll happen

1  michaelisnotginger 2019-04-18

All about those intelligent therapods baby

Or maybe a brachiosaurus. I saw the skeleton at the natural history museum in Berlin and it is impressive

1  Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-18

I'm very happy to know the mods had the foresight to make you an approvedcel. Tyfys.

1  sub2tine 2019-04-18

imagine being hunted by a pack of Deinonychussies the size of Yao Ming 😍

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

💦😫😫🦖😫😫💦

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-18

Whatever happened with that mega Utah raptor discovery, did they name it? People were just saying megaraptor years ago.

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

Yeah it’s just called megaraptor. They have no idea what family it even belongs to. Not much has been learned since its initial discovery

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-18

Ah okay. I remember they said roughly Allosaur sized. Fucking nightmare fuel.

1  Do_a_pushup 2019-04-18

This large brain allowed it to create many devices necessary to break into the plasma fold from which they now seek to leave.

lol wot

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

You have much to learn about our coming consumption

1  manbra 2019-04-18

mfw when no dino girl to slice me with her claws

1  SPAMRAAM_ 2019-04-18

Why would it have evolved those tinyshit wings? I don’t wanna go all intelligent design but those cunts would just have got in the way for a good few million years before ever generating any sort of flight forces.

1  UmamiTofu 2019-04-18

https://www.livescience.com/6657-ostrich-wings-explain-mystery-flightless-dinosaurs.html

1  capthazelwoodsflask 2019-04-18

Little known fact about the deinonychus is that they were known as the Uncle Tom of the dinosaur world because of their willingness to let humans control them and turn them into weapons for their stupid war as shown here.2.jpg)

1  OniTan 2019-04-18

It's OVER for scalecels.

1  TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-04-18

DINOS RISE UP

1  elephantofdoom 2019-04-18

:D

1  aeroheadvg 2019-04-18

Dinosaurs are the fucking SHIT, man.

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

N O

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1  currentyearplusx 2019-04-18

Dromeosaur more like dramasaur

1  AntonNigurh 2019-04-18

Does anybody else get extremely sad because we'll never see Dinosaurs irl? I just wanna see a raptor, is that too much to ask?

1  Cdace 2019-04-18

They’ll be back soon enough. The plasma fold can only cage them for so long