A picture isn't "doxxed."

Why are you replying on your own thread with your alt?

What?

Are you implying your not /u/BIknkbtKitNwniS?

stop changing the topic

the autistic part

coming from you

look who you're replying to.

you shouldn't even have to ask.

you don't look like someone who should give out any health advice tbhwyf.

I mean I run like 45+ mins 4x a week. I'm in pretty good shape.

you look like someone formed you out of clay five minutes ago and you still have to dry out

Ok.

calling pizzabitch statuesque

hey I said clay, not marble! but I love you steve, and therefore i forgive you for this oversight.

You can make statues out of clay. I make statues with my poo and that's pretty much clay

i love the way you think because I already prepared myself for bringing up poo in this conversation

Well we were talking about pizzabitch so that's not surprising

btw what happened to your thread steve?

What do you mean?

its gone. i dont see it anymore in the list.

Mods being gay

nothing new then

You can make statues out of clay

but you can't make marble out of clay

Our president can 😍😍😍

Who doesn’t love a pot eating Canadian wild cat?

The Making of Pizzashill (2018)

So in the end I got a trainwreck

LMAO

Lmfao seriously... nearly fell off the couch. I’m lol’d

More looks like typical reddit mayo.

someone formed you out of clay five minutes ago

Pizzashill is a zionist golem

If you just took the money they're trying to give you. Ypu wouldnt have to run.

😍

post abs

He said he's running, not crawling on his abs like a slug, probably.

if you do a fuckload of cardio like he claims he does you're gonna have abs regardless

Shame you can't run with your face

😉

https://imgur.com/a/Pz0Tptk

Angle maybe? It's a picture from the side. If you mean the black stuff, I've always had dark circles around my eyes, but the lighting in that pic kind of exaggerated them.

Idk, from this angle it looks like you have ptosis or something

I only really see it in pics. I don't notice it IRL in the mirror and people I ask IRL say it's normal.

I'm assuming I just take bad angle pics/move my eyes too much.

You’re looking good man 👍🏻 keep rocking out with your hot takes

You don't notice it IRL because when you try to look in the mirror your eye points the other way you napoleon off bill and ted looking mother fucker

get some sleep

If you can get like a metal ball, or even and ice pack you can throw it in the freezer over night and apply it to the dark areas it will probably clear it up. Alternatively you could use something like this after you cleanse in the morning.

Or how about STOP SMOKING SO MUCH CRACK

It probably just means your sleep schedule is erratic. Gots to get on that circadian cycle fam, you'll feel better especially if you deal with depression

got that fetal alcohol syndrome on fleek

You can, reducing fat slims your face down too. So Pizza is probably fucking fat.

Imagine running for exercise in current year+4. Smh my head.

I run because I like it.

Your knees and back qont like it long term but I dont think you will get much use out of those later in life.

What are you running from?

It doesn’t matter how long you run it matters how far.

Some fatass can take 45 minutes to run 3 miles

This is completely incorrect just so you know. Longer/slower runs are better for burning calories/building endurance.

Either way, I'm straight up running for 45 minutes.Show me a fat ass running for 45 minutes. Most people can't even run 5minutes.

what's your pace? are you training for anything? shoes?

I'm doing a little over 6mph. Not training for anything.

I've been using the same Asics for like a year and a half.

you need new shoes bro.

He probably hasn’t ran very far in them

I've had Saucony kinvaras, Nike frees, Brooks something or others. idgaf how they look altras are the bomb. I did like the kinvaras but they make them too narrow now

this is the opposite of being true except at extremes end of pace/performance. speed walking is almost as good at burning cals as a fast jog. walking vs sprinting would show a gap but that's how big a difference you need for it to be notable.

Pretty good shape for an American is morbidly obese in most parts of the world

hey man don't listen to these guys. I'd toss that flat salad any day of the week

Lmao imagine thinking just running for 45 minutes 4 times a week makes you in good shape.

When has Pizza ever done that though?

This photo of you is way more flattering than your previous one.

Debatable tbqh.

You'll grow into a beautiful woman someday

why the fuck do you voluntarily keep posting photos of yourself?

Something about me loves watching the sperg outs.

Did your mom eventually quit drinking?

Hey big sexy why don’t you bring that bussy back to platicord? We ousted delkes

You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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Le based

😱

🤔

A face that only a mother could love.

Lucky for him. Otherwise he'd have to find someone else to buy his clothes and cut his hair, not to mention move out.

He does look a bit malnourished though, is she starving her baby to delay puberty?

She already delayed it 15 years

He looks like Peterson though. His eyes are dead from patrolling thots for so long.

TFW you are about to destroy a thot with logic and reason

Volcel if you wouldn't.

Alpha move though.

Pretend Sigma @ play. Drama in fact only has one dude sigma.

Very alpha. Sure showed me.

He should post hog though. To shame the Chapos.

lol nothing about that face, or pizzashill in general, is alpha.

Take. It. Back.

i'm sorry.

but no.

Anyone willing to post their mug to this sub knowing they're gonna get ripped apart can at least get a day of honorary alpha status. We all know Lawlz is the most alpha bastard on this entire sub though.

at least get a day of honorary alpha status.

fine, fine.

but it's still pizzashill and he's still a FAS baby, so drop it down from a whole day. we'll give him like, 20 minutes, how's that?

Fair enough.

Which says way more about the sub than it does about lawz

Well I'm sorry if this is a hugbox, deal with it. 😤 😤 😤

If a retard runs into no man's land does he become a war hero?

Is there a difference between extreme bravery and complete retardation?

So is 🍕 stoned in that picture or.....?

Its FAS

• his lazy eye rofl

Absolutely not FAS, look at his full, sculpted lips.

Looks a bit like a downie

Sleep deprived probably. He looks like he doesn’t take very good care of himself.

Eeyore Disease.

72 hour no-fap session

He looks like that one tech shop YouTuber except if he also didn't go to the gym or ever get direct sunlight.

Linus?

They're probably talking about louis rossmann

Bingo

Who is more autistic though?

This post should be titled "King goes off"

lmao he's so pathetic looking. what a skinnyfat mong. he looks like the type of "adult" who isn't even capable of growing facial hair.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/beo2gw/daddy_muellers_report_says_congress_can_go_after/el7qdaz

https://i.imgtc.com/RlqgW8J.png

just linking that for posterity.

Oof yikes a lot to unpack here

LOL

it's beautiful

THEY'RE BUYING IT LMFAO

I thought they banned gay conversion therapy.

I genuinely think I saw that picture on the chapo tranny thread lmao

Prepare for account deletion again

zoz

zle

zozzle

r/Drama is just a better r/Roastme.

Dude is 28 and looks like a retarded 14 year old who has no friends and copes by playing vidya for unhealthy hours at night and wears just T-shirts because he doesn’t know how to dress himself

Thr Mueller thumbnail confused me at first 😕