Chapocels seething after Cuba denies legal recognition of their "awesome bisexual orgy".

132  2019-04-18 by ImJustaBagofHammers

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Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.

One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around

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Marriage is a system designed to be oppressive.

Woke.

Open relationships are fucking dumb tho. Based on my own experiances they never work, pretty sure you gotta be mentally fucked to think that someone who loves you is also fine with you banging other people.

They seem to work great for the women. Bang all the Chads you want while having someone provide for you.

Breakfast in bed and cooking dinner isn’t that much to ask tho.

imagine fucking a woman who doesn't have a job lol

Can’t work when she’s caged under the bed.

p sure she can still do cam work tho

/r/polyamory is a male psychological torture experiment by /r/menslib. It's by far the most depressing place on Reddit, with the constant stream of men coping with loving their wife/gf while he's being abused by her.

Jesus Christ that sub is depressing. I was there for 2 mins and managed to find this quote

Not a lot. I don't feel super comfortable seeing my partner be intimate with others in front of me, and my partners generally don't feel super comfortable seeing me be intimate with others in front of me.

Most upvoted comment on one of the threads lol. These people really are retarded haha.

You’ll never find anything more disturbing than r/tulpas I’m sure

What the fuck was that sad and lonely place.

Self willed schizophrenia is based

Whoa, jealousy in a relationship??? They must be primitive cavemen! 😲😲😲

That's only part of it. The beauty of that place is that that place also has some total chads (read: creative writers) that come on there to discuss their issues with keeping their two-or-more girlfriends happy and satisfied. This then makes the /r/menslib subset feel even more inadequate, adding to their torment.

God, nature is beautiful.

Cucks rise up!

. Based on my own experiances they never work

so you got suckered into one

Haha no I'm not that dumb. I was the outside party. I could serious post if you want bby😘

sure i could use a story of human misery for wank material

Ok so most of these fags in open relationships are too insecure to be single and too much of a bitch to put boundaries on the relationship. As a result, while they're at home playing vidya, their "girlfriends" are getting railed out. It's practically a win win for the girls.

So one night i ended up hooking up with 3 girls, and they were all weirdly ok with it(it's a whole different story how it got to this point but w/e). So girl A, girl B, and girl C. Girl A and B were cousins, while C was just a friend. So girl A was absolutely gorgeous, and she told me she was in an open relationship, ok cool. So A hits me up the next day so we can meet up. She also starts asking me if i was still talking to B or C, which i wasn't, but is hilarious because she was jealous of a random guy who was talking to other girls while she was in an open relationship with her boyfriend. I've known her for one day at this point. So we meet up and bang and the next day i start getting texts at 12am from her saying she misses me and shit, which is fucking weird to hear from someone you've known for 3 days. So we meetup a couple more times, and then i get a text a couple days later saying how we have to stop talking because she has feelings for me and feels bad for her boyfriend and whatnot. It was w/e cause the midnight texts freaked my out anyways.

It's just hilarious that a girl got jealous of a random guy she hooked up with for talking to other girls while simultaneously being in an poly relationship with her boyfriend, and then having to stop talking to me because she got feelings for me and made her feel guilty about her boyfriend. Also I've had retard friends agree to it and then bitch when their gf fucks some random.

I mean lmao bussy

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A man with any degree of success would have to be a complete and total retard to be cool with your girlfriend/wife sleeping with other men. The second she gets pregnant because the “bc somehow failed”, you’re 100% going to be proclaimed the dad. Her being with other women just leads to the inevitability of her trying to fuck other guys.

Well it never works

But what if it could work for us?

/u/larrynom, what is it like seeing the world through your eyes? I'm genuinely curious.

poly relationshits are a security that you have a backup avail 100% of the time. if you find someone better it's a literal "found someone better. cya."

they literally don't work, everyone gets fucking buttblasted and it turns out its an excuse to cheat

all of this is nerd shit anyways. i am a woman seeing 4 women at once at the moment and i literally do not give a shit about who they fuck or who they see.

I really never understood this “marriage is designed to be oppressive” shit. I’m gay, I fought hard for the right to be married, now I’m married and it rocks. What’s oppressive? Losers.

I feel like you said this ironically because of the pod but you're getting a bunch of good faith responses from non-monogomous people. This sub fucking rocks.

These are the lamest people on planet Earth.

communists aren't people

To think they used to be the edgy ones

I never liked Chapo but it still pains me seeing them like this

Went from the dirtbag left to literally every other anarkiddie/trankie sub posting nothing but “affirmative praise” and “lmao communism good”. Look, trans are people and deserve to exist. Theyre also a fucking cancer to the internet and need to find a life in offline spaces without falling into these mental traps(lol) online spending their days endlessly posting for attention online and posting pics of themselves to get praise.

Trans communities online=ok. Trans police in every fucking sub and space spouting retarded rhetoric about “gay communism lmao” and screeching all the time with minimal to no dramatic content due to the just rehashed and repetitive nature of any conversation they have is goddamn infuriating. Either make some good drama or just fucking shut up. Its no fun when your insults consist of chud fascist and terf. Its just boring. Played out.

Be interesting. Tell me how my family should be assigned to alaskan work camps and that china today is a prime communist society. Something i can laugh at. Denying ughyr camps is dumb and just an ice cold take. Claiming that the re-education is for the good of china and that the state is merely protecting the good of the many, now thats a hot take. Give me hot takes and drama not the same dumb arguements over and over again.

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Look, trans are people and deserve to exist.

Imagine actually believing this jfc 😔

Didnt say they werent. I personally think its a mental illness like body dysphoria or depression, and they desperately need therapy and professional help to find the root of why they dont feel comfortable in their own skin. But they are people and 100% have the right to live their lives in whatever fashion that doesnt break the law.

nah. calling it a 'mental illness' doesn't solve shit, and every therapist i know is fully on board with trans. OFC they have a legal right to cut their dicks off and shove em up their asses, im a proud libertarian like all you lot. But they're just stupid, no two ways around it.

lamer then unironic kotakuinaction subscribers ?

They occupy the same spot on the horseshoe

"insufferable"

They don't get mad when people say r slur

after the pic thread i am legit confused about what chapo is.

i thought it was a podcast and the trap thing was ironic, but is it only ironic in a reclamation sense? is it literally a trans audience/podcast? why do people associate it with commies?

A “trap house” is a drug dealers building. It doesn’t have anything to do with the traps you’re talking about. Though I definitely see how you arrived at the conclusion you did. It is just a far left podcast but as most sub reddits will do they took an idea and took it way too far. Now it’s just a place where people fight over who can be the most left. So obviously it’s a Stalin fan club now.

wait really? Ive never heard trap house used that way.

Yeah it’s mainly run down row houses in the northeast like Philadelphia, Baltimore, The Bronx, places like that. It’s also a sub genre of hip hop. If you’ve ever heard a song at a party recently and couldn’t make out a single word it was probably trap music.

I've always found kind of a gross irony in the name. Like they obviously think it's witty and tongue-in-cheek, but three wealthy Brooklyn white guys starring in a show called Chapo Trap House shows all of the humility and class consciousness of a kid from Palo Alto bumping "Where the Hood At?" in his new Range Rover on the way to private school. Like it's literally called a trap because you lack the means and social mobility to achieve a better life situation.

You're thinking of /r/TrapoBrapHouse

Goy I am not supposed to tell you this but Chapo is literally a place where the most retarded sections of your society who came up with intersectionality and LGBT not being pedophilia ring gather around. The communism is just a disguise. Do you seriously think they would follow a ideology that would kill 90% of their subreddit for being degenerates?

i personally want to make a poly house here in toronto with all of my partners like the show Friends, mainly because it'd be cool but mainly because of the benefits to the regards of stuff like splitting rent, chores, etc.

do these people not realize you can be roommates with people without sleeping with them?

toronto

Day of the rake when

Fuck off; Canadian hickville is an international treasure.

The "people" of Toronto aren't Canadian.

do these people not realize you can be roommates with people without sleeping with them?

(((male feminists))) in a nutshell. At least they're hoping for it to be consentual this time. Small victories and all that.

Implying they'd even get the chance to have sex.

lul

I remember being 14 and thinking it'd be super cool to live with 7 of my closest friends.

Then I turned 19 and lived with 7 of my closest friends.

Inexperienced I think is the best term to describe these people.

Why do poly cucks pretend to be some oppressed class

Because they're boring, white, middle class people who are perceptive enough to recognize that it's good social currency but not savvy enough to come up with something less universally repulsive.

Polycels are like dogfuckers and pedos in that everyone outside of "the lifestyle" finds them revolting, albeit to a lesser degree.

Polycucks have literally never been opressed, in history it probably meant the opposite, powerful or extremely wealthy, like an emperor or a sultan or whatever. There it was the guy calling the shots.

Doesn't compare to some dork staying home and posting on chapo in a his dark bedroom while his 5/10 gf gets a dicking.

Well hes 2/10 thats why she fucks 5 in rotation they combined equal one chad. Its like transformers

the presumption is that polyamory is 'liberal', religious, or is patriarchal, and that non-monogamy is a complex of male privilege and inequality, and that polyamory replicates all of the power structure men have over women in monogamy except expands upon them further when they date multiple women

this comment right here illustrates exactly why chapos will collectively never amount to more than an irritant