How exactly is one a useful idiot, if the plot in which he is the idiot, ends with him being president. Its a galaxy brain move sorry to blow up your next narrative. Must have been a tough day when you found out that the facebook memes putting trumps face on jesus were made by russians and not evangelicals.
I hope the Russians release Kamala Harris emails as a prosecutor detailing all the shady shit she did to put poor black people in jail and then we can appoint Comey to head up a special counsel to investigate.
You pick which side you're on then you either read Buzzfeed/Vox/WaPo's "Top 10 most damning acts of treason committed by Trump!" or if you're on the other side you hop on youtube and watch one of several hundred "Here's how the Mueller report completely vindicates Trump and exonerates him from everything he's ever been accused of ever!" political """commentary""" videos.
The executive summary as well as the prosecution and declination decisions for both parts is adequate for most conversations on this site, regarding conspiracy/collusion and obstruction. Everything else is the gravy and potatoes.
I'll read through the whole report when I have the time.
Because, basically, Mueller said there was no evidence (or insufficient evidence) of conspiracy and said "maybe, idk" on obstruction. They're coping because it wasn't the slam dunk that leftists have thought it'd be these past two years and worshipped him for it.
Now, he uses "conspiracy" because "collusion" is too vague and not part of criminal law (even though the media and leftists have used it constantly for two years). As part of their coping mechanism, they're now trying to move the goalposts and say shit like "Mueller didn't say no collusion, he said no conspiracy. WE'RE STILL RIGHT COLLUSION COLLUSION COLLUSION".
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-18
I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out.
Gaming is basically dead.
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1 cmakk1012 2019-04-18
gonna need to know which brave g-slur wrote this
1 Alimentas 2019-04-18
Wow extremely relatable Snappy, love you my man
1 EyeseeFN 2019-04-18
Rent Free COPE
1 Shantashasta 2019-04-18
How exactly is one a useful idiot, if the plot in which he is the idiot, ends with him being president. Its a galaxy brain move sorry to blow up your next narrative. Must have been a tough day when you found out that the facebook memes putting trumps face on jesus were made by russians and not evangelicals.
1 AwesumeWEIGH 2019-04-18
can't wait to vote for Daddy again _^
1 Shantashasta 2019-04-18
I hope the Russians release Kamala Harris emails as a prosecutor detailing all the shady shit she did to put poor black people in jail and then we can appoint Comey to head up a special counsel to investigate.
1 Cole-187 2019-04-18
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-18
which one of you fuckers did this lol
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Honestly what’s amazing me is how quickly they’re nuking my alts for posting capeshit spoilers.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-18
I hate to literallypost but capeshit is literally more important than the future of american politics
1 iTomes 2019-04-18
Capeshit is truly the defining event of our time.
1 BiccBucciBoi 2019-04-18
Q U I P S
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-04-18
Hey you got unbanned. Did you post bussy like I told you?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Newp
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-04-18
Mods please ban this bussy hating bastard.
1 a7xfreak93 2019-04-18
I got banned on so many subs for posting capeshit spoilers on my alt lol
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-04-18
Like what? The hero wins?
1 AwesumeWEIGH 2019-04-18
bruh lol
1 y4my4m 2019-04-18
because the mods agree with the message.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-18
Do you have a list of capeshit spoilers? I wanna get in on that?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
It was the auto mod thing a few days ago. I’ll pull it for you.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-18
Shit, are those real? I assumed somebody was just making shit up. I don't know anything about the movies. BRB gonna go get b& from r/boxoffice
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-04-18
This is unironically one of the best things I've ever seen.
1 SPAMRAAM_ 2019-04-18
That needs to be a snappy quote
1 Honesty_From_A_POS 2019-04-18
I’m dieing over here reading this
1 massive_fckwit 2019-04-18
it's dying you subhuman trash
but i forgive you because you're drunk
1 escebar_ortez 2019-04-18
what's insane is the one reply beneath it claiming it's 100% serious.
/u/Jazeboy69
1 Jazeboy69 2019-04-18
I know I’m trying to stir them up.
1 MelanoidNation 2019-04-18
Isn’t that an AOC quote?
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-18
Has anyone honestly read the damn thing?
If I want to I won't do it til probably saturday
How is everyone already squared up to it?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-04-18
Imagine taking your time to read that shit rather than drive by laughing at copers.
1 GeorgeKalmer 2019-04-18
Who the fuck has time to read a hundred+ page political report? Stick to reading Harry Potter!
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-18
Bruh. I’m paid to read shit. You think I voluntarily am going to read Meuller’s ducking effortpost for free? Fuck that.
1 TooLateRunning 2019-04-18
You pick which side you're on then you either read Buzzfeed/Vox/WaPo's "Top 10 most damning acts of treason committed by Trump!" or if you're on the other side you hop on youtube and watch one of several hundred "Here's how the Mueller report completely vindicates Trump and exonerates him from everything he's ever been accused of ever!" political """commentary""" videos.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-18
Reading is haram
1 zenicaone 2019-04-18
you do know that you are asking that on reddit?
further more, on reddit and on r-drama.
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
The executive summary as well as the prosecution and declination decisions for both parts is adequate for most conversations on this site, regarding conspiracy/collusion and obstruction. Everything else is the gravy and potatoes.
I'll read through the whole report when I have the time.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-18
I just didn't get what people were coping over. The report was about getting meaty details which takes time.
1 Ziggs_Boson 2019-04-18
Because, basically, Mueller said there was no evidence (or insufficient evidence) of conspiracy and said "maybe, idk" on obstruction. They're coping because it wasn't the slam dunk that leftists have thought it'd be these past two years and worshipped him for it.
Now, he uses "conspiracy" because "collusion" is too vague and not part of criminal law (even though the media and leftists have used it constantly for two years). As part of their coping mechanism, they're now trying to move the goalposts and say shit like "Mueller didn't say no collusion, he said no conspiracy. WE'RE STILL RIGHT COLLUSION COLLUSION COLLUSION".
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-18
Danke
1 itsrattlesnake 2019-04-18
https://i.imgur.com/B3zGaGr.png
1 pm_me_vegs 2019-04-18
/r/politics has nothing on this conspiracy theorist
1 Rileyman360 2019-04-18
At what point does someone with such deteriorated brain mater think this was the only way they could host their delusional tirade?
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-04-18
Well 👏 you 👏 see... (1/28994)
1 Bran-a-don 2019-04-18
Im really not getting the cope when its true. It was kinda funny when it was shadowy but now its just sad.
1 scalar214 2019-04-18
My neet dream is ruined!!! RUINED I SAY!!!!!
1 lucajones88 2019-04-18
Just invest in drama coin, retire on the interest accrued
1 scalar214 2019-04-18
Genius idea. I'll just buy the riskiest derivatives on drama coin that I can find! You are the Michael Burry of our times, good sir.
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1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2019-04-18
Trumps wife sounds like a Russian Bond villain, that's good enough for me!