I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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I love the future

Dude fussy lmao.

Disenfranchises gay people who want to fuck feet with assholes.

only sold in mayo color

🤮🤮🤮

r/PeakWest

Androcide*

I’d redesign the silicone to have perforated toenails. Maybe inject some food colouring...see a rainbow.

These have been on the market for some time already, old news.

So it's a footlight or a fleshfoot?

Footfags are fucking fucked in the head and I'm saying this as a footfag myself.

Like why can't you just suck on some toes in private? Instead they keep doing shit like buying used socks, keep asking random hoes in the internet to show feet and now this? Just be a regular degenerate instead of being a creepy degenerate please.

Foot fetishists are the libertarians of sex: they actually sound pretty normal and mild, but then you find out they’re all creeps and pedophiles

Dafuq are ypu talking about

>now

they've been around for ages

Seems like the vagina should be between the feet. I declare these feet vaginas poorly thought out.

Was thinking the same thing. If I had a foot fetish (which I do NOT), I’d rather fuck in between the soles and not her ankles. What were they thinking? Pretty fucking disappointed with this product, and it won’t satisfy my needs.

Meh, I'd rather make my own tyvm!

built-in vaginas

I hate every single human being

Yep. That's the one. There's no point in living anymore

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What's the point of being attracted to feet if you turn them into vaginas anyway?

Same reason people who are attracted to penises use bussy.

I...can't argue with that tbh.

everyone forgets the reduce in reduce, reuse, recycle

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