I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check. src
Gotta time it so you squirt right when the turd hits the water. It’s a moment of divinity, as if the muses are whispering longingly to you whilst biting your ear lobe.
Then you get frisson shivers and piss all over the floor.
That’s like one of my two goals. Just think about that bussy gaping against a low-fiber turd as it pushes against your man bean, making you feel spritely and subordinate.
I don't think so? I did this once about 10 years ago and I was a bit drunk at the time.
Roastie didn't even notice because I'm not a dicklet, so I was down her throat at the time and it's not like I laid down a gallon of recycled beer either, just a trickle. Definitely was pee though because you know when you're peeing and not ejaculating.
I was 19. We were in NYC visiting friends. We were fucking on a hardwood floor late at night in my bud's 1 bedroom apartment on the LES. We were both super drunk, I thought I was cumming, I thought it was the best orgasm of my life because it lasted so long. Lucky for me we were ontop of her sleeping bag so I just rolled over and went to sleep. In the morning I touched her sleeping bag and asked her why it was wet and she assumed she pissed herself in drunken sleep so we put it in a plastic bag along with her other stuff that was covered in pee and washed it at a laundry mat while we ate bagels. I told her what really happened a few wks later because it was funny and I had no one to share it with
Annoyed but she took it like a champ. We were both degenerate alcoholics at the time and it wouldn't have been out of character for her to piss the bed while drunk. I framed it as pay back for the times I woke up to a wet bed sleeping next to her
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-20
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1 Ashleychud 2019-04-20
Went pretty well for the guy considering he just used her as a toilet.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-04-20
That's probably her kink too
1 Ashleychud 2019-04-20
Great deduction.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-20
Lawlz?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
Idk, he has those bedroom eyes. Didn’t you see the fan art?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
Yeah, I vomited
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-04-20
I hear half the mod team vomited and came at the same time.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
I came n’ shat, which is the most pleasurable combination of all.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
This is why I feel like the nearest thing to a sane, functioning adult that this sub has
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Gotta time it so you squirt right when the turd hits the water. It’s a moment of divinity, as if the muses are whispering longingly to you whilst biting your ear lobe. Then you get frisson shivers and piss all over the floor.
1 Slithice_ 2019-04-20
I can only get so hard mate 😫
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
How dare you get me all hot and bothered while I shitpost from work!
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
That’s like one of my two goals. Just think about that bussy gaping against a low-fiber turd as it pushes against your man bean, making you feel spritely and subordinate.
1 Iamaveryniceguy 2019-04-20
She's probably into that. Also DAE sexy sex stories are cool??
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-20
Wait... Isn't this a serious prostate issue?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
Prob alcohol involved I would think. Lines can be blurred.
1 give_me_my_keys 2019-04-20
Do none of youse have dicks? Because I can't see how this is possible.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
OP could just be a cocker spaniel
1 give_me_my_keys 2019-04-20
True, my parents labradoodle does that as well.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-04-20
I don't think so? I did this once about 10 years ago and I was a bit drunk at the time.
Roastie didn't even notice because I'm not a dicklet, so I was down her throat at the time and it's not like I laid down a gallon of recycled beer either, just a trickle. Definitely was pee though because you know when you're peeing and not ejaculating.
1 mukumukum68-28 2019-04-20
Nah, that's just your average canadian.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-20
ABSOLUTELY HARAM.
1 Septimus_Faggotface 2019-04-20
I'm not ready for this urination station. peeing in the sink is adventurous enough for me
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-20
I was really drunk and peed in ex's gussy one time
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
Do tell
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-20
I was 19. We were in NYC visiting friends. We were fucking on a hardwood floor late at night in my bud's 1 bedroom apartment on the LES. We were both super drunk, I thought I was cumming, I thought it was the best orgasm of my life because it lasted so long. Lucky for me we were ontop of her sleeping bag so I just rolled over and went to sleep. In the morning I touched her sleeping bag and asked her why it was wet and she assumed she pissed herself in drunken sleep so we put it in a plastic bag along with her other stuff that was covered in pee and washed it at a laundry mat while we ate bagels. I told her what really happened a few wks later because it was funny and I had no one to share it with
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
What was her reaction
1 charming_tatum 2019-04-20
Annoyed but she took it like a champ. We were both degenerate alcoholics at the time and it wouldn't have been out of character for her to piss the bed while drunk. I framed it as pay back for the times I woke up to a wet bed sleeping next to her
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
Put a ring on it, bro
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-20
Ew
1 almondicecream 2019-04-20
Sounds like a great unexplored sexual technique; congrats you pioneer you
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-20
https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo
1 transgirltradwife 2019-04-20
OMG Im jealous >:( Tfw no alpha bf to piss in my mouth
1 Cho-Dai 2019-04-20
CMV. A good solid piss is just as euphoric as an ejaculation.
1 tschwib 2019-04-20
So he squirted in her mouth
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-20
Man squirting: The hip new fetish for Redditards
1 GunOfSod 2019-04-20
It's not piss, men have a secret second sex organ that produces an ejaculate that just looks and smells exactly like piss.
1 theiggywithmynameinb 2019-04-20
Ten minutes into this he tells the exact same story
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-04-20
>pissing in a gussy's mouth accidentally and not deliberately because it's what she deserves