Creative writing drama of the day: "Am I the asshole for not letting my daughter play with the son of a border patrol agent?".

416  2019-04-20 by le_epic_xd_part_2

102 comments

Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.

One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around

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Women were a mistake

Chinapilled

This was definitely written by an obese, lonely 30 year old moid

Imagine if women could use the internet lol

yikes

By Allah, that would be terrible!
But by Allah's grace, our beloved country is enlightened enough to stone them for trying.

I realize this is a controversial take, but I believe women should be allowed to use the Internet, with the assistance of their husband or a male guardian, of course.

Iโ€™m still arguing with myself whether widows should be allowed as well

They can, and they haven't stopped complaining about death threats, hate speech, and trolling since they got here. Segregate the internet now tbqh

This was definitely written by an obese, lonely 30 year old moid

Yeah this is drama so what? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ก

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

So youre saying we should raise our daughters and fuck them ourselves? But gussy..

Well, thatโ€™s a misogynistic POV. How about an empowered daughter who red pills every moid, and enjoys her orgasms while shoving her fingers up those poor moids bussies tearing each and every one their sphincters so they shit blood for a week.

Keep going daddy ugh

Cope

You think a foid actually made up this sp? Tsk tsk. Your bussy is malfunctioning.

not let childs play with serb or croat

Or poles

all mayos

slavs are mayos

Slavs are hardly humans sweaty ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The only redeemable quality they have is that they fend off the roaches for the superior west! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

Slavs are honorary mayos ๐Ÿ˜Ž

For me line drawn with Chechen. Child play with any human but not Chechen

based and albanianpilled

Smart man

I reported that thread to ICE

Should put mayo gussy in cages to even things out

new account

I sleep

The post may be fake, but the drama is real

The real drama is always in the comments you goober

Literally no one with a serious issue would come to reddit for help, unless they are the bottom of the barrel losers.

you'd have to have literally no friends in real life

that explains a lot tbh

Imagine going to reddit for self help:

"look for a hobby"

"something like DnD"

"or knitting"

"do whatever you like bro"

Donโ€™t exercise though thatโ€™s ableist

Read Harry potter books

I have serious issue. AITA for coming to reddit for help.

I'm a dum dum and an idiot probably gay and my wife is a smarty and a achiever.

But I'm gay

AITA?

YTA, can't keep that lovely bussy from heterosexual men.

Based heterosexuals

AITA is the largest conflict resolution forum on the internet! Their jannies said so themselves, so it must be true!

That thread is something else.

They do it for a fee

Yes thanks for that thread, it's what lead me to that quote

I did once when I was 19 and I was trying to figure out how to deal with my drunk mother beating me and breaking my shit. I got called a child and that it was my mother's house so it was her rules.

I don't ask Reddit for help anymore.

u let a gussy beat you up? lmao

It's over for abused children-cels

You need help pounding your mom? Let's get revenge for you.

we don't pound gussies here. bussy only

I am only doing it for revenge purposes. We can't let her get away with this.

To be fair I have ask Reddit for questions to serious issue if I dont want my friends or family to know

I dunno, looks like things are going pretty rough over there at r/assistance

My favorites are when some middle-aged dude is asking advice for how to handle something like a divorce and how it'll affect his three kids.

LMAO how the fuck do you make it through 4+ decades on this earth and still have to beg for marriage advice from a bunch of NEETs.

Reddit

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Bottom of the barrel losers

Redundant

I wish threads like this, even if they are a creative agenda-post, hit front-page. Nowadays its just "orange man bad" stuff.

If an Alien saw r/Popular they'd probably think the Democrats were the most magnanimous beings to ever grace this earth. But, what should I expect from Reddit? If they're not giving a rimjob to their respective political candidates then they're watching cape-shit, wand-shit or weeb-shit.

Did you know that Captain Trumpel is literally Voldemort?

One thing we can all learn from Harry Potter is that it's a good thing to say the n-word. The wizards who were afraid of saying "Voldemort" were a metaphor for ypipo who are afraid of saying the n-word.

Brings a whole new meaning to v-cards

Shitposts get downvoted

Jokes without /s tags get downvoted

Dissent gets downvoted

And fun communities get banned

That's why this shit website looks the way it does.

Still can't believe they quarantined a subreddit about drinking water.

Their agendapost doesn't give you loicense to agendapost in here f-slur. If you spent less time crying and more time saying exactly the right things in the few right wing subs so you don't get banned you could have plenty of great right wing conversations on reddit.

This is NOT a right wing sub, stop trying to confide your projections and delusions, the ONLY people that have EVER posted a comment with the words "orange man bad" are you right wing persecution complex idiots.

Nah dude. I just want more rightoid subreddits so I can watch the opposite side SEETH all over them.

Have you ever seen the amount of COPE that comes out of reddit when an Alt-right talking point comes from r/UnpopularOpinion ?

Anyways, this all why we need Mayocide.

I need a sub for watching dillusional chapocel communists get mocked and dumb magacel poltards

This sub seems to be working fine. Shit like cringeanarchy is unbearable and thatโ€™s coming from someone whoโ€™s far right

r/Smuggies might be what you're looking for. Most subs do one or the other, not both.

There wasnโ€™t a CBP before trump. Are you serious?

next level bait shit lmao.

well at least I hope this is a bait, else this "person" has 8 IQ.

Say border patrol was created by trump alone is a galaxy brain take which I can't comprehend whether it's a troll or complete lunatic.

Saying border patrol was created by trump alone is a galaxy brain take which I can't comprehend whether it's a troll or complete lunatic.

It's libtardos saying it so obviously both! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

ICE didn't function like this until Trump took power

That doesn't mean that they didn't exist though

you mean children separated in a cage?

This is recall. Why do you motherfuckers respond to this level of brain damage after all these years?

too many MDEfugees

Cant tell if retarded or just trolling

(Glances at username)

Yup

When I lived in Phoenix the New Times would constantly have articles about ICE doing fucked up shit and this was over 10 years ago. Where do you get these retarded takes from?

They put kids in cages under Obama bud.

Do you ever bore of shooting fish in a barrel?

Yes it did

I wouldn't let my kids around Trump supporters, but not letting them around a guy because he works as a border patrol agent seems weird.

you're not having any kids calm down bro wtf

I knocked pojom up over a month ago. I was gonna let /r/drama name the kid.

tard junior

We'll see which kid goes further in life.

Ours, or whatever you spawn.

tard janitor

Cumsocks aren't usually considered children, Pizza

I wouldn't let my kids around Trump supporters

Good. If mayos can't meet they can't reproduce.

"i wouldn't let my kids near someone who voted for the orange man, but the dumb as bricks fascists who lock up children for him seem fine!"

this is your brain on liberalism

Do you ask everyone you meet, โ€œAre you now or have you ever been a Trump supporter?โ€

Only if all the children wear hijabs and are trained for jihad.

I wouldn't either, just kind of weird me out.

She put โ€œ(with gun)โ€ in parenthesis ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ women love men with guns because they KNOW if you have a gun you have a big dick. It's why I open carry ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

God reddit is so full of pissbaby fascists these days. I fully agree with this woman.

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If the family is any of the following I do NOT allow my children anywhere near them-

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a) Non-Genderfluid

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b) Pro-Vaxx

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c) Indulgent in refined sugars and animal products

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d) Capitalist/Conservative/"Skeptic"/Fake Woke

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e) Gun owners/LEO's

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f) Christian

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g) Anti-nudity

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h) Not homeschooled

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i) Mayo (though since my children are technically white I am inclined to cheat on this rule from time to time, but I've strongly warned them about microaggressions and internalized power structures, and have flatly forbid any sports or "competitive play" at any time)

Mayo is the worst, white people are so simple minded and stupid yo can immediately brand them pieces of shit the second you see their skin colour. If thatโ€™s not enough to top it all off they are racist.

I refuse to let my children play with gamers

since my children are technically white

Shame on your husband for oppressing you to the point of not letting you have Tyrone's kids.

the father is saying she's just a racist in a different form. gotta love retardation

Yet sheโ€™s way worse.

People HAVE to have jobs.

But brown folk are just dirty from working in fields.

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

NiggaTake a shower and wash off the brown!

๐Ÿšฟ ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿงผ ๐Ÿ›€ ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽ“

......Trying so hard not to agenda post....people....so....stupid....must....not....agenda.....post....

wish I could just become a low-iq capeshitter who viewed the world in terms of what comic book movie is coming out next.

Capeshitters have it all figured out.

reads full post

Thatโ€™s it. Iโ€™m becoming one. I have ascended.

I really want this to be real.

Obviously a troll but I can guarantee something similar had happened irl.

Why do people punish kids for what their parents do?

Good praxis, fuck the pigs and fuck their poisonous progeny. Their children should get as much respect as they give to children born in the US: none at all.

What kind of a psycho lets their kid outside instead of playing fortnight with random?

Border agents slow down mayocide tbf.

YES, why would you not allow them to play together? You are creating a problem where there should never be one. Children should never be subject to a parents bias and bad feelings.