This, but unironically.

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We need more smug centrist posting TBQH. If I wanted these leftoid and rightoid serious posts I would go to literally any other sub on reddit.

You know that you don't actually have to dm bussy, right? Lol

uwu

Centrist are already the just oppressed group on Reddit.

I think you meant gaymers

Mind if I spam them in various partisan-leaning meme subreddits?

Thanks.

If I send you a link to my drama would you please post it for me?

Title: Antifacels SEETHING when a brave hero posts an 8.8/10 Neo Nazi fem

She has an ugly masculine jaw

A lot of northern euro chicks look masculine.

It's the elven phenotype. Thin lips, tall, strong jaw line, small ass, aqualine nose

Well I don't like it

They've got nice tiddy doe

Mods haven't noticed me yet because I haven't chosen a flair and I don't have a gimmick

and that's a good thing

Centrists rise up!

Appeasement works. If foids would just satisfy the demands of aggressive men, we wouldn't have any incels.

I’ve seen Chapocels claim that Stalin was trying to protect Polish Jews from the Nazis.

https://i.imgur.com/w2yJQFG.jpg

He clearly was trying to protect half of them, like a good centrist would.

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

The only halal capeshit meme

No

Thanks is a dramanaut, CMV.

The part where he called Gamora a “worthless gussy” before tossing her off a cliff really cemented that theory for me.

Dude Gussy Lmao

That was unironically taught in schools in the Polish people’s repupublic

Let’s also remember Stalin was a r a g i n g Jew hater

He was months away from lauching a second Holocaust when he died.

Would’ve been lit

Polish Jews certainly would’ve been

Commies would be saying "actually exterminating Jews is a good thing" a lot more than they do now

They already do tho when Israel comes up

This is the weirdest part for me. Why do commies pretend they don't hate jews when they adore all anti-semitism that comes with hating theism in general? You could argue "because the fascists hate jews too and they hate being compared to fascists" but fascists fucking hate liberalism and communists don't seem to be bothered being associated with that.

Because hating Jews is racism, which they pretend to be above.

What do you mean? They despise liberals.

Yes, I'm talking about that, hating liberalism. Fascists hate liberals and communists don't mind being associated with anti-liberalism.

And he was half Georgian 🤢

minority

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Stalin was pretty antisemitic but probably less than your average Eastern European gentile at that time.

Remember that in the 1920s the monarchist forces basically slaughtered every Jew they came across.

Nig I don’t think shit like the doctors plot was the fantasy of every Eastern European goy

And that's a good thing!

edgy

That's a galaxy brain take almost as bad as the mental gymnastics they go through to justify gulags and the famines. I wish we could send Chapocels to gulags though

Bur we can, we just don't want to.

What famine and gulags never killed anyone lol fuckoff incel bootlicker

Lmao cope

That would be fucking amazing. They wouldn't last a week day.

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.

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sandbox of germany does that to ya

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/r/ShitWehraboosSay used to be a fun hangout until the tankies setup shop and started unironically saying shit like this.

Yeah dude I'm sure your average pole is super grateful for having their country turned into a soviet puppet state with martial law, ration stamps and the whole shebang.

lol my dad visited there in the 80s (I think?) and when he was driving out of the country had to hide his camera he brought with in his taint and bribe the officer $300 at the time to not search his shit when he was leaving. Clearly they were running a good operation there

...how large is your dads taint?

He’s a fatty so pretty large. I assume it was a shitty disposable one but I don’t know, that’s all he told me

Ask for a demonstration, then post internal bussy shots.

Mmm. Hairy daddy bussy.

That's a pretty rude question tbh. Should have asked for the bussy circumference and then used the formula to find the taint volume

The ones the Soviets didn’t murder in Katyn Forest, you mean?

They wanted to save polish women by raping them to death apparently. You know, just ussr things.

I see the term Chapo and Chapocel a lot but don’t know what it means. Can someone explain? I tried Google but El Chapo always shows up instead.

Chapo refers to the podcast Chapo trap house, they have a tankie subreddit here on reddit. Chapocels are those redditors

Oh, then how did they get their name?

Because it sounds funny

It’s over for newfagcels

Which name? The podcast or the nickname?

What’s a podcast maaaannn? /s

s

Fuck off

No need to use the "/s" here. /r/Drama recognizes sarcasm unlike other subreddit(s) that wish to push it into the sea.

Lurk more.

Nevermind that the Soviets were genociding Jews before the Nazis made it cool.

No they weren't, that's a lie.

Whatever you say, Chapocel.

The Russian pogroms were before the Third Reich.

And the Soviets weren't doing the pogroms. The Red Army was the most profoundly anti-pogromist force in history at this point, and nearly all of Russia's Jews aligned themselves with the Red Army for self-preservation.

During the Russian Civil War, somewhere around half a million Jewish civilians were slaughtered by monarchist forces seeking to punish these minorities for their support of the revolution.

Hmmm...

How dare you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctors%27_plot

That's an antisemitic conspiracy theory from Soviet Russia, not a pre-Nazi Soviet genocide of Jews

Ah, if they started genociding Jews after Nazis did it this makes it OK obviously.

But they didn't. Antisemitism was a major and persistent problem in the Soviet Union, but I don't like having conversations where Soviet antisemitism is presented as a distinct evil. Its antisemitism was comparable to what existed in France, Britain, and Italy throughout the 20th century. However unlike those countries the Soviet Union also launched the most comprehensive campaign against antisemitism in history up until that point, abolishing centuries of legislation of anti-Jewish bonding. Agitating for violence toward ethnic minorities was criminalized, and educational campaigns sought to fight antisemitic beliefs common among Soviet people.

With this in mind, I especially loathe Soviet comparisons with Nazi Germany, a state that slaughtered millions upon millions of Jewish people in the most despicable antisemitic campaign in the world history.

The NKVD and Gestapo actually held like 6 conferences comparing notes and occupation tactics against resistance groups.

left... annex half of Poland

idk sounds pretty centrist to me fam

GANG

Strasser Gang 😎

Imagine wanting to own Poland

Ew

https://i.imgur.com/w2yJQFG.jpg

So who is gonna post this meme or the OP to /r/politicalhumor this time?

I would, but I'm still banned.

That reminds me to PM the mods another puppy picture though

I'm not an approved poster

Posted

now you link it to the op you mong. No one wants to have to search through your history.

It’s the most recent post you r-slur

Locked

How tf do I get approved to post there

Did Nazi's lock up black people? Where there any blacks in Germany before WWII?

From what I’ve gathered, there were thousands of Blacks in Germany during Nazi rule (they mainly all came from the old colonial territories). Apparently they never even bothered trying to round them all up to exterminate them, since there weren’t enough to justify doing it, but they were stripped of a bunch of rights, weren’t allowed to attend higher education, and discriminated against immensely, basically jim crow laws x100.

Does this mean Hitler did nothing wrong?

Well the whole treatment of Jews was justified through Jim Crow laws in America, so I guess that's not surprising

It's weird, it's like there has to be some critical mass of a minority before the hatred sets in full stop. The Nazi holocaust towards black people was pretty half assed even though rationally the Jews had way more German blood than the blacks did.

german autists* blood too

concentrated there where their goyim equivalent died out the moment a bone shaman can't shag a sheila on the side anymore

the Jews had way more German blood than the blacks did.

Given the Nazi obsession with racial purity this was more of a negative.

Blacks were seen as inferior but not as an actual threat. A few were held in surprisingly high regard, you know, by Nazi standards.

reading that page makes it seem as though we live in the same linda years as pre-WWII

but then again, another world war would be great for dramacoin 😎😎😎😎😎😎

It basically is in America. Despite the constant "Diversity is our strength^TM" being constantly repeated, societies don't tend to do so well when diversity increases.

I think America at this point is almost guaranteed to balkanize.

What about Sweden and France

Doing great

Unironically the satellite states were freer governments than any of the current fascist regimes the eastern europeans in their incredible spite and stupidity have "elected" for themselves today. Better to be under the Soviet thumb than the German one as they are now. Capitalism is responsible for nothing besides homelessness and unemployment.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Unironically the satellite states were freer governments than any of the current fascist regimes the eastern europeans in their incredible spite and stupidity have "elected" for themselves today.

Stalin is MY daddy cuz he fucks me gently ;)

Yeah, they were so free they had to gun people down on the border trying to escape all that sweet freedom

Unironically the satellite states were freer governments than any of the current fascist regimes the eastern europeans in their incredible spite and stupidity have "elected" for themselves today.

Stalin is MY daddy cuz he fucks me gently ;)

Capitalism has created nothing besides homelessness and unemployment. All of humanity's successes under capitalism, were in spite of capitalism, not because of it

It’s over for capitalcels

No but rly ur a dumbfuck

nice /r/smuggies agenda post

being a centrist when nazis exist means you tolerate them

this, but unironically

you are either a part of the problem, or a part of the solution- sort of like bullying.

Edit: Stop downvoting lolcows and obvious bait you MDEgenerates.

it's not bait, and i am not a lolcow

you are either the solution or the problem. there is no middle ground.

that's ad hominem

yup

haha

There is, but you need enlightenment to see it

youre the problem freak

Of course there's a middle ground you ignorant twat. You're creating a false dilemma by suggesting otherwise. There are people who don't support "Nazis" who do nothing to oppose them just as there are people who support them who do nothing to help them. No one has a moral obligation to insert themselves into a problem that has no impact on them. This is the sort of half-wittery that has been used to justify several decades of nation building and foreign entanglements. "If we don't intervene in <insert shithole country here> we're letting the <insert foreign Boogeyman here> win!"

"transflag" With logic like this I doubt you even need the flair, we already know.

it's not bait

ok

and i am not a lolcow

that's not for you to decide

I'm not just a part of the solution, I'm a part of the Final Solution 😎

i don't get the reference- can you explain for the whole classroom?

They're in the attic

Yes. If you think 1+1=4 and think that's the solution. You are part of the problem.

That's just alternative maths

Why do you think somebody who identifies as a centrist has to tolerate nazis?

centrists would rather tolerate nazis than leftists because leftists bring up inconvenient and uncomfortable issues about the status quo, while nazis accelerate it and keep centrists in power.

Can you prove that? Memes about centrists don’t count.

Can you prove that?

simply look at history

Try not to mistake “radical centrist” for “moderate”

radical centrist and moderate are the same thing

So you have no idea what you’re talking about. Got it.

Getting baited by a tranny

Stalin wasn't a real communist. He was also a centrist.

Unironically he was. He purged people like Trotsky for being insane.

Stalin is what every Bond villain wishes they could be. The man was fucking hardcore.

What was that thing he said about his wife again? So brutal

Stalin would kill people then have people remove them out of photos (by hand) so he could claim they just never existed in the first place.

Hitler and stalin were both rightoid aspies. Mussolini was a radical centrist

Teleports behind you

Stalin acthuahuafually was a centrist authoritan. "Real" communism unironically has never been tried because sincere communists are worthless to fill the ranks of governors, managers, or any position of power that require a functioning brain, as they're 90% of the time "intellectuals" without any practical skills that tend to get hanged right after the ruling class bites it during a communist revolution because they find out too late that a socialist-believing working class isn't too fond of leaders that do nothing except prepare orgies and worship themselves for being enlightened, and the power vacuum promptly gets filled by strongmen like Stalin. There's a reason why the soviets hated retards like Trotsky so much.

Polackcels btfo

Signing a treaty that let's you annex half of Poland sounds like a centrist thing to do though.🤔

Does it? It was a secret deal between Stalin and Hitler. How does it have anything to do with modern day, radical centrism?

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Fine it’s way too hard to tell who’s subbed to chapo and who’s just here for the Poland lulz

"the left" in this case = the Soviet Union, but what about all the socialists and anarchists that physically fought the Nazis in the streets of Germany in the 1920's and 30's, that weren't affiliated with the Soviet Union, and didn't approve of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact?

The modern left are more the heirs of the people that killed Horst Wessel than the heirs of the Soviet Union.

The modern left are more the heirs of the people that killed Horst Wessel than the heirs of the Soviet Union.

No, they're the heirs of well-off white corporatists who feel bad and have to publicly flagellate themselves because they feel bad about how their parents got their money and because they've done nothing to deserve the free ride Mommy and Daddy provide them. They want the proles to join their little revolution LARP to provide relief for their troubled concious, either failing to realize or not caring that they'd be the first against the wall if their wet dreams every came true.

Even if that were true, (and I think it's only true to an extent) what does that have to do with the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact?

Just like modern leftists, it has nothing to do with the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, it's just an accurate description of who modern leftists really are.

it has nothing to do with the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact

Exactly, that's why this meme is retarded.

an accurate description of who modern leftists really are.

Only some of them are like this.

Exactly, that's why this meme is retarded.

Retarded memes are the fiber in the /r/Drama diet. Our protein consists of smug posts, and we get our carbs from agenda posts. You can't have one without the other two.

Only some of them are like this.

If you say so. I've never met an unironic commie that didn't come from an upper-middle class home. Hell, even their Daddy Bernie is a millionaire now.

I've never met an unironic commie that didn't come from an upper-middle class home.

That might say more about the people you know that about the left in general.

All jokes aside, do you really, honestly think that all socialists are upper class? Most of them aren't, in my experience.

The modern left are more the heirs of the people that killed Horst Wessel.

The modern left are heirs of nothing lmao they're limp wristed mental invalids for the most part

You mean the ones the Commintern directed to let Nazis come to power because of accelerationism? That didnt work out so well. "First Hitler, then our turn!"

What you on about? Horst Wessel was a leader of the SA, he was literally killed by members of the German Communist Party. How does killing Nazis help them to come to power?

Why would the German communists want the Nazis to come to power when they were all arrested and had their party banned when they did come to power?

This "lol if you're in the center it means you want to kill half of jews" doesn't even make sense because the USSR was also persecuting jews

That's different comrade. Those were capitalists. We could tell, because the bankers and lawyers all go to this building on Saturdays where they must be trading property. Those capitalists sure are a sneaky people, speaking in that funny language so that we don't learn their business secrets. I hear they're so greedy that every other country in Europe has done away with them.

It‘s over for rootless capitalist-cels

This was because the elimination of liberals within the Communist party under Lenin was incomplete, allowing rightists to slither into posts everywhere and bring their natural hatred and bigotry with them after his death.

Untolerable behaviour by r/politicalhumorcels against r/drama mod

That's some good mad.

u/thecrisco seems like a stable genius with valid, nuanced opinions.

u/thecrisco bby don't just lurk and downvote, come talk to mamma Trailer. I want to hear all about it!

Are you actively working against them? If not, you don't oppose them. Just furrowing your brow while they enact their agenda helps nothing.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

/u/TheCrisco 100% money back guarantee that you haven't done a god damn thing lmfao. And no, posting retarded memes on /r/BoomerHumor doesn't count.

a lot of the left was opposed to the Soviets

LMAO, western universities were tankie recruitment camps back in the day.

That's literally not even wrong though, college dipshits who were actually full on communist were far outnumbered by left-learning organizations like the AFL-CIO which strongly opposed communism.

Yes, it does. The whole point of centrism is to oppose nothing other than the vague concept of extremism, and to support nothing other the the vague idea of compromise. The entire platform is built around its relation to existing platforms. Centrism is for those too cowardly to commit to an actual ideology.

God what an intolerable shithole. It's like the answers are orchestrated. "if you don't engage in this tribal behavior then you are literally supporting genocide" lol the absolute fucking state of leftoids... Embarrassing. How did we get this way?

Imagine thinking poland is worth meming about. Also The Left probably isn't the USSR.

Even if western civilization goes to hell at the hands of pathetic commie-cels and we all starve, at least I'll be able to reach inhuman levels of smugness as I'm hauled away to the gulags for having money. My last words will be "told you so" as NPC #29380 stabs me with a bayonet. My bussy will be rock hard.

political humor reeeepost

I honestly can't believe people think being centrist means just not having an opinion on anything. You try to think rationally about an issue, then make a decision. Sometimes it's on the right and sometimes it's on the left. I guess that's hard to understand after you've already been indoctrinated into your left/right cult.

soviet also make ruin of south slav countrys

Half of Poland? I believe we call that "Western Ukraine" and "Western Belarus" today.

wtf this is my smuggy you didnt even credit me

Here's another one i made that covers another commie cope

Copemunism

are you a doctor

A penis doctor

I thought he was a rectumologist

Leftist = stalinist. Am I doing this right? Can I have upvotes now?

If only. At least Stálin was hardcore and killed people. Communists these days do nothing but shitpost on CTH and rpolitics and talk about trannies (as if they wouldn’t be the first killed in a revolution). Leftists became a bunch of coach activists who tend to know jackshit about pretty much anything other than gender studies and feminist theories

Oh I've been caught.

Don't forget about the evils of manspreading

But what if I’m a centrist Nazi? I see beyond the follies of simpleminded dualistic politics, but also hate the Jews.

Guess we should have bombed the shit out of Ireland and Switzerland.

Basically Nazis.

This but unironically

Political Theater is the monderday circus show

I really hate this sub why do I keep coming back