The Homestuck epilogue was released today and it did not meet expectations

29  2019-04-20 by Cleverly_Clearly

20 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-04-20

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1  PridefulHus 2019-04-20

Can someone please translate whatever the hell that person just said?

1  Butch_Patterson 2019-04-20

Guy creates webcomic

People like webcomic

Time advances

Guy stops wanting to make webcomic and instead make new one

PEOPLE MAD, WANT MORE WEBCOMIC

Guy writes horrible webcomic shitting on all the characters and ruining the hopes and dreams of people because fuck you, move on with your life and read another book

1  notagiantdolphin 2019-04-20

Now if only Rowling would do the same.

1  whenweriiide 2019-04-20

Based

1  uniqueguy263 2019-04-20

She did, it was called Cursed Child

1  Van-Diemen 2019-04-20

From what I understand from wandcels it was series-endingly bad.

1  Matues49 2019-04-20

Webcomics are one of the few genres in existance even lower than capeshit

1  HugeBicepsMan 2019-04-20

Combine both and you have Worm. Also written by a canadian Liberal who made the natzis a badguy because autism.

1  Ashleychud 2019-04-20

So how did this shitty comic end?

1  Cleverly_Clearly 2019-04-20

  • Jade has a dog dick and wrecks Dave and Karkat’s relationship because her dog hormones make her in heat all the time
  • Dirk kills himself and then turns out to have been the narrator the entire time
  • Adult John fucks child Terezi
  • Jane becomes a Hitler analogue and attempts to exterminate the trolls
  • Jane cucks Jake with Gamzee
  • Dave meets Obama
  • Roxy births John’s kid in one timeline and becomes a gendernonconforming NB with Calliope in the other timeline

this sounds like sarcastic hyperbole but you’ll have to trust me on this one

1  Ashleychud 2019-04-20

I don’t know who any of those characters are but sounds hot.

1  MajorGiraffe1 2019-04-20

Change some names and addresses more swordshit and it sounds like a possible ending for Game of Thrones

1  taciturnCynic 2019-04-20

this sounds like sarcastic hyperbole but you’ll have to trust me on this one

Isn't that just Homestuck anyways?

1  arandomloser21 2019-04-20

wew I love me some HomeStuck drama. One of my favorites on Tumblr due to how many factions there were.

1  GreatDramaDragon 2019-04-20

The rule34 content was better than the original comic.

1  [deleted] 2019-04-20

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1  notcyberpope 2019-04-20

Achewood's greatest crime was making people think webcomics could be good.

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2019-04-20

Weebshit is death.

1  Takfloyd 2019-04-20

You're right. It greatly exceeded them, and dumb teenage fans are crying because their faves didn't get a happy ending.