Chapotard in r/music white knights for a zoomer popstar.

85  2019-04-21 by Ghdust2

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When the dramatards obsess over something, they do not let it go until it's completely torn apart. You're the pitbulls of people, but with less to contribute to society.

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shes no bjork, is my point.

Indeed, her music is actually somewhat listenable.

Iceland is just Scandinavia’s Australia. Full of complete degenerates

Bruh

bjork has like 3 good songs

Bjork is hilarious, she wrote a few fun catchy pop songs like It's Oh So Quiet and then went straight into "art pop" and mixed her voice with some complex chords and people have the tenacity to say that shit is more enjoyable to listen to than Britney Spears.

You want to hear a successful version of what Bjork is trying to do? Talk Talk started off as a synthpop band, doing hits like 'The Party's Over' 'Talk Talk' and 'It's My Life' before gradually getting more complex and dropping the synths and becoming a more guitar based band channelling the likes of Tim Buckley (but actually being good)

Shut your fat fucking mouth you rat piece of shit Björk is a goddess.

She sounds like a deaf person talking when she sings

Kinda makes me think of Emiliana Torrini tbh

I must be living under a rock.

Billie Who?

Basically she’s a generic pop star. Nobody would give two hoots about her, except she claims she had no help and came from the DIY scene when actually her parents have industry connections and they took her out of school as a little kid to train her to play music. She was signed to a label immediately with no demos or body of work. A lot of people hate her fake authenticity, but others say you’re a sexist for caring about stuff like that. OP of the linked thread is a chapotard who spends all his non-commie time defending Billie Eilish and marvel movies

He is even worse than a commie. He is - may Allah forgive me uttering this word - a capeshit fan.

Decidedly an act of a kafir. Meet me in the fields, brother. The stoning is set for tonight.

At least she isn't a weeb though.

Right?

So she's indie Taylor Swift

How can a commie like two of the most capitalist aspects of entertainment “art” in summer movies and pop music?

The fact that you are asking a question like this means you will never understand.

you can tell she's an industry plant because she's not even close to being hot enough that a record label executive would want to get sucked off by her in exchange for a career

2019 version of 1999 Britney

All modern music is garbage I only listen to the finest Arabic Chants recorded in the 70s

I only listen nasheeds used in propaganda videos

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tibetan throat singers yo

/r/drama hates billie eilish because she is a successful young woman doing many good things with her life, unlike /r/drama, which is unsuccessful, and doing many nothings with their lives

it is both a mixture of misogyny, and jealousy.

Based tbh

this, but unironically

Would any unsuccessful drama poster have a display of such wealth?

cute lil trash pandas uwu

nice coon town u got there

lots of potential hats there tbh

sweaty, you described tay tay there. The only thing Ellish is doing is being a junkie (yikers!)

taylor swift is a bougie capitalist and the enemy of the working class

Ellish is also bourgeois scum, but she probably smells like weed and cum

😍 smell of cum 😍

bourgeois cun, mind you.

oh, gross, yuck, ewwie!

sour champagne

Top kek

Literally who

we hate her cause she's white

Fuck this bitch. Her shithead parents are entertainment lawyers so they undoubtedly fuck kids in between doing cocaine and stiffing the household help.

the hell are you smoking

what the hell are you smoking?

I worked for Warner/Atlantic Records for around 2 years and this guy is spot on the money. Entertainment lawyers are the biggest douchebag perverts out there. How do you think Harvey Weinstein got started in the business? Not as an entertainment lawyer, but he would have fit right in.

Reddit so obviously hates anything that isn't their dad's classic rock collection or safe white washed radio rap.

Imagine being such a white knight that you think teenage girls are underrepresented by the fucking music industry of all things lmao.

Clairo >>> Billie

the shit on the sidewalk I walked by>>>>both of them

just because they're cute doesn't mean their music is good

Clairo makes comfy music.

imagine caring about soulless pop music

Wow she's 17 and making a name for herself while i'm 25 and have accomplished nothing except a mediocre "job"

Okay all jokes aside Billie Relish sucks

Not even us Zoomers like billie shes an untalented hack