Upvote this to make MAGAcels instantly die

809  2019-04-21 by Mamalgam

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Welcome to the most retarded place online.

Jokes aside, I'm impressed.

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Everything sounds like shit if you paraphrase it.

Not even close to the worst you can find me saying.

Keep digging. It gets worse.

nah

Do me next!

Those are some grade A titties tho.

For real if only they were attached to a dude right?

gay

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what do u mean

I thought u were handing out trappy flairs

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This isnt 1911. Its 2011!

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God, if only. I'd use my powers for evil and sell neural-net machine guns to children.

Yang gang?!?

I know literally nothing about the guy, but if that's his platform then I guess all I have to say is "it'd probably be alright."

This but unironically

This, but unironically

Excuse me Stalin is a Georgian POC.

No u

67% upvoted

O U T

heh you downvoted my boring post that means I totally owned the conservatives

C O P E

inb4 dude cope lmao

dude cope lmao

C O P E

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The conservatards on this sub are so bad at hiding the S E E T H E

The downvoted to this post testify to that

How u doin MAGAcels what’s it like bein a downvoting little bitch?

Crying this hard about downvotes

Calling anyone else a bitch

lmao

go count your internet points again you faggot

Aw someone’s jimmies are really rustled huh? 😘

I won’t bother explaining what my first statement meant, I don’t have much time to waste on salty dullards.

Better dead than red!

actually providing proof that this post is an excellent source of drama and butthurt, BTFOing yourself

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Bad bot, all my comments/posts in those subs were shitposts.

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well that's borign

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Well that speaks volumes.

Lol I'm banned from all of those subs

Negative karma in cb2 and breatube is a good thing

Getting negative karma in cb2 and breadtube proves you’re a functioning human being tbh

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Bow to me

boring commie post

If I have to choose between supporting MAGAtards or the red menace I'd rather eat my own ass.

There'd be no choice. She'd pin you to her ass with one arm.

Hot

You already lost by commenting, the seethe is real 😎

It's because this shit has nothing to do with drama, you coping leftoid.

i mean you seem pretty upset by it

hahaha... Now I have him. All I have to do from here on out is call him mad.

You're right, I assume you keep posting about it because you aren't bothered at all

Maybe he's bothered because it has nothing to do with drama, you coping leftoid

Seething leads to anger, anger leads to rage, rage leads to lolcow milking.

Lol you realize how much of a lil bitch you look like rn right?

Hope your nuts drop soon

haha so randum xD

Better believe in drama threads Ms. u/TomatoSavvy....

YOU’RE IN ONE.

Actually this post just created drama because all the magatards like you are crying now, get rekt libtard.

Partisans OUT OUT OUT! Only radical centrism on this sub.

Crying about downvotes like a bitchy little girl

Why are r/drama leftoids the whiniest faggots on earth?

Hey its the same guy from last thread that got btfo for agendaposting. Maudes pls

agendaposting

Thanks for the reminder that "agendaposting" just means "anything that chaps the ass of a whingy leftoid"

Cope

I’m not mad! You’re the one who’s mad!

lmao

nobody likes communism except contrarians you fag

Chapoposting is not the answer to DDFposting

Fair enough

THE GULAGS ARE READY. GET IN!

😴

We are colonists colonizing out new territory and pissing everywhere

I'm suprised the MAGAcels have the intelligence to stay in the shadows and not get banned. Usually Chapocels sperg out and get the lolcow treatment, but why not at the opposite end?

They’re already used to being social rejects, so I assume staying out of the spotlight comes natural to them.

Implying chapocels aren't social rejects as well

Nah, there's something different here.

Yeah but I’ve felt like there’s been more magatards here recently so I’ve been hoping more chapotards will immigrate

I’m here for you bb

There have been.

They're even downvoting leftoid lolcows, and srsposting at them.

It's the difference in janitors, ones used to them having their backs and the other is used to bans for wrongthink. It takes a while for either side to notice the janitors here are the laziest in existence.

Imagine wanting to be controlled by the jannys, the more time drama jannys spend looking at trussy and not moderating the better

Its nothing to do with that its because leftists are PC and able to go 14 words without being discriminatory or using a slur.

Your idiotic rant might make a shred of sense if corporations were banning them instead of unpaid losers with nothing better to do.

you are right its probably the jews.

We will handle one purge at a time, tyvm

rightoids have been expelled for being parasites that try to subvert the culture of communities enough to know how to infiltrate

This is why. Thanks,

Every community on earth tries to drive out the rightoid but somehow they're convinced its a jewish consipracy

(((I wonder who could be behind this comment)))

What you are saying is that since Rightoids have been expelled from 109 subreddits, and this know to keep their heads down

Haha 109, amirite, my 88 fellow based friends?

The joke is that I was using it to mock the tards, not agree with them

Internet rightoids have a lot in common with a group they despise.

Meh, all you need is the occasional bait thread and they all come scurrying out like roaches. They can't help themselves.

Make a thread about colonialism and watch them all reveal themselves for the seriousposters they are

That'll bring out chapos and TDtards alike. P clever

We have learned the ways of the jew

a decent 62% cope.

better luck next time.

☭ Valiant effort comrade ☭

more like make me go "eww" and downvote, but meh

commies are the best commie killers

commies are the best commie killers

I want this on a t-shirt

they’re also the best capitalist killers. 58.000 to be precise ;)

Serious smug commie posting

🤢🤢🤮🤮

Imagine unironically bragging about being a mass murdered lmao

unironically? bragging? believe it or not but neither am i a north vietnamese communist nor do i share their beliefs lmao

McDonald's kills more people than that lmao

Wrong. CAPITALISTS are the best capitalist killers by a longshot

Notice how the Jews have bigger skulls and therefore bigger brains than the goyim in this picture?

mfw centrism is just Nazism but with Jews doing the gassing

Lmayo

That's just how it should be, too. The high-IQ of the Ashkenazi race is evidence of it's innate right to rule.

Here you can see the fall of man in bear form, with each iteration having worse and worse facial hair.

Engels is clearly the superior specimen.

Aheh so Hegellian.

66%

of

Communism will win!

COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE

CAPITALISM IS A DISEASE DONT @ ME

r/WistopherWalken

what u gonna do bitch

Oshit I'm calling the megapolice

Not as much as a failure as Facism though

They're pretty much the same thing.

Communism has failed several more times than fascism has tho. It does have a higher body count tho so that's a plus

It held out for longer. That makes it slightly less unsuccesful.

The radical centrist response is Western imperialism ended both prematurely

Fascists are responsible for WW2, so their governments killed more people in far less time.

You right. Fascists definitely win with that k/d

Not real fascism

COPE

Pee

Is

I would unironically be okay with the mods banning everyone with 100+ positive karma on T_D and CA. True RCs need to push the rapefugees out.

ban everyone with even +1 on srd or cb2 or chapo or politics imo

nah we need them for balance at this point, this sub is in danger of becoming a right-wing shithole. I say this as someone who came here because srd was too woke for me.

Yeah CA has smuggies for unironic 1488shittery. Can't imagine a worse disease lol

why did you post that like its a sub

shut up r/etard

OUT

Only with the exception of PizzaShill

So 99% of the sub

lmao any quality poster is banned from all of those subs

No one that posts on CringeAnarchy is quality in anything tbh

Chapos when not agenda posting are good drama posters tho.

Just ban everyone.

This is necessary, not recommend

I shouldn’t be discriminated against just BC I bait magacels for sweet sweet karma - I in fact should be celebrated

This is what society needs.

A drama mod unironically picking a side in the le hungry hammer vs virgin windmill question. 🤢😞🤔😤

Unironically

Are you retarded?

The best at being the worst!

Winning is inherently competitive and Communism is about sharing so I disagree!

Smells like bait hmmm... looks like bait.. *takes a bite anyway

Quit calling your moms basement "children in cages" your older half black brother was aborted. Its just you children is plural

what?

Your dads a cuck and your texting this while literally sitting on mexican humans pretending to be furniture. Don't lecture me about morals!!!

I mean you're not wrong, but what it's winning is the KDR high score for the server.

Win what? The weight loss contest?

*cummienism

When?

ayre feek <3

<3

Communism is inevitable

Get in my helicopter

eks deee

communism, not even ironically

Upvote this to make eastern europeancels instantly die

Nah, we're immunized by now.

This post has 88 upvotes

I knew this was a republican dog whistle.

Where is Bernie?

Or AOC?

They're not even radical, lol

Why the fuck is this thread not full of radical centrist smugposting?

Digger Nick

I support Communism because Chapos would be the first people to get gulagged when a Stalinesque strongman inevitably takes over.

The only real reason to vote Republican is because they will kill off their core voters at a higher rate than the Dems.

at this point to support any side is to be accelerationist tbh

But Dems push for drug legalization, which potentially leads to legal fentanyl.

Yeah I’ve heard the recreational fentanyl program has really taken off

I just like that art style. Here - I said it.

Chapotards OUT

Photoshop Trump into this

Disgusting

Is this a politics sub now or..

now

It's been this way for a while

That's unfortunate.

We need to go back to tranny drama posting

Can you post a picture of your butthole on a politics sub?

Not more horseshoeing. This is where all posts like this lead. Please stop.

How did Engels even drink tea or eat soup with that moustache. It's out of control.

Commie mayos 🤢🤢🤮🤮

Quick, upvote mass murderers to show how much we care about workers rights!

Shut up leaf

Why so sensitive. Ha ha ha.

Leaves need to be raked into the fire

Dont you know that burning your yardwaste contributes to global warming?

Worth it tbh. Maybe after the leaves are burned, Canada can be made into something worthwhile

Its your funeral.

It'll be after the Mass Leaf Funeral so it's A-OK 😏

Reminder that chapotards are totally in sync with marx

Since neither worked a day in their lives, praise the champions of the proleteryat

Go full left to own the rightoids Totally organic

Viewing radicalism tends to radicalize people on the other side dumdum

I'm conservative.

And I am constantly arguing with Trumpers on my facebook.

Like, legit smart people, who have bought in fully.

Freedom bad

Authoritarianism good

Leftist logic 101

This but un-ironically tbh.

Freeeeeedumb lmao

Arise, ye workers from your slumber, Arise, ye prisoners of want!

Ew homelessness

Inshallah

TANKIES GET OUT REEEEEE