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Damn, he’s got good taste.

All those twitter replies smell a lot like poor.

Imagine even knowing what poor smells like lmao.

Google's scott adams net worth.....it all makes sense

You’re not suggesting thots get wet for 75 million dollars?

They get wet for far far less.

At that amount, you get to pick which one.

I've seen thots get wet for a free pepsi and fries at 3am. It's all about supply and demand.

based and macroeconomicpilled

macro

Macro lol, economic illiter-cel

Given the kind of thot that gets wet for fries and a Pepsi, macro is appropriate.

You get to pick which one for far less tbh. Thots are a diamond dozen.

diamond dozen

My my my how the turbtables.

Bone apple titties

something something get two birds stoned at once

I ain't sayin' she a gold digger. But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas.

She's worth $3M and plays multiple instruments professionally...

The epitome of value.

She's a prodigy at playing the skin flute

And the foreskin drum and the veiny trombone

Haha I bet she's good at suckin' dick too haha

Figures

Why do you have to be filthy?

Yikes,

$3m is still something where you’d have to either continue working or be satisfied with an upper-middle class lifestyle living off the interest. $75m is where you can just kick back and enjoy abundant luxury every day without a single worry.

you’d have to either continue working or be satisfied with an upper-middle class lifestyle living off the interest

My god how will I cope

Might as well kill yourself at that point

By being an unattractive loser while that sexy thot lives in Dilbert-funded luxury.

I mean, I’m in a similar situation, extremely comfortable, and don’t plan on working another day in my life (aside from hobbies). It would take a 10/10 for me to date someone wealthier just for the financial incentive.

We all know that really just means you're collecting neetbux.

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Read her twitter bio. She’s got more going for her than 99% of all other twittertards.

As is typical

You act like that's a high bar.

It would be 100%, but she’s on Twitter.

You have to remember, everyone has a tier above them. For your small town thot, finding the lawyer with a net worth of 4 million to get hitched with is an achievement. But for her daughter, staying in that income band isn't going to be good enough. So the next generation goes to the next level.

Playing the rusty trombone like a 3-piece jazz band

$3M poorcel dating $75M richcel

Multiply your wealth by 25 with this one weird trick.

How the fuck did he make that much money from newspaper cartoons

+ 3 books and a tv show

Boomers read newspapers.

Pales in the face of Garfield Man Jim Davis, who is literally worth $800 million. I

I can see that. You can't tell me a fat cat eating lasagna and snarking at a lonely man for 40 years isn't comedy gold.

Its hard to imagine now, but newspapers used to be a big deal.

By making it for like 20 years and still not losing relevance.

Offices everywhere are filled with his daily cartoon calendars so the wagies can cope with their cubicle farms via humor.

She's worth three million though. At that point, she probably can fuck/marry whoever she wants.

Scott is a smart guy theres no way hes falling for the oldest trick in the book

Is that an AOC fansite?

Every trumpcel js obsessed with AOC at this point.

How long before 'Zyklon' Ben Garrison starts drawing pictures of her ass?

Already has. Check this sub.

young thot dating a shriveled up old dude

Wow he must have a really great personality. I wonder what she see's in hi-

Scott Adams has an estimated net worth of $75 million. He has amassed mostly...

There it is.

young thot

Do you mean young slutty millionairess?

God bless them

C O P E

Is it over for poorcels? I'm not sure myself, can someone with experience speak ou?

You just have to have a net worth 25 times that of your much hotter, much younger SO. If that means you're the middle aged shift leader at Target and your 20 year old girlfriend makes about 17 sales a year on her Etsy shop? Things could be worse tbh.

You say that as if the ability to earn a shit ton of money isn't a fantastic measure of a person's capabilities.

How the fuck is Scott Adams worth $75 million

you are going to ask that question when kylie jenner is a billionaire lol

Lol he’s been doing Dimbert cartoons and licensing deals for ages.

Creating one of the most iconic cartoon strips in human history and pumping it out for decades?

I didn't realize that Dilbert was such a cash cow

6.8 million calendar sales in the 90s and sydication royalties.

I miss the 90s and 2000s

Normies were confined to malls and tvs. Now its the internet

Same I was said normie then and I regret slowly getting sucked into the internet in recent years.

Nigga made Dilbert.

Money trumps gussy everytime

They linked a few innocuous twitter comments as a justification for this

Boomer retardation continues to amaze

magacels gotta cel

vote trump in 2020

Lol she's totally into him for his personality

and he's totally into this young girl for her personality

they're perfect for each other tbh

She's rich on her own and talented enough to have a good career doing cushy shit like modeling and insta inflluencing. Which makes this even more devastating for poorcels since rich doesn't cut it against megarich

Daily reminder that Scott Adams would be cooler than you even if he had no money.

You're easily impressed if you find that doofus cool

Oh he's a dork all right. But unfortunately a poor dorky Scott Adams would still be cooler than you is what I'm saying.

Not sure how I feel about Dilbert actually being a giga-chad.

It's like my world view is under assault or something.

Left: What troons think they look like

Right: What troons actually look like

scott adams is an insufferable clown but i do respect his mojo

Oh wow, she’s a musician too.

Nice.

That dudes still alive?

Lmao was this Article ghost written by Scott Adams?

Isn't Adams like some nutjob MGTOW type?

All I know is that he believes in magic and ghosts and shit.

You don't?

He believes in Simulation Theory.

Do you even know what MGTOW means?

Yeah, I'm basing it off him claiming that if Hillary won we'd never have another male president.

So this entire article is based on a tweet that has two likes.

Twitter liberals BTFO

What kind of news site puts “haters are devastated” in the headline?

Wow, she’s 30? She could be 18. Talk about aging well.

I read the dilbert comic for last week and am certain that Scott is only putting his name on them at this point

lmao if a trumptard isnt a MAGAcel they have nothing to dunk on him with let alone if hes bagging a genuine 10

Holy shit, Scott Adams finally got a gf? Good for him.

S E E T H I N G

How jealous are you?

ok so he’s pro-Daddy again?

god damn

Do people not think there are tons of really conservative women?

Redditers don't often speak to conservative women, because conservative women tend to be attractive.

imagine getting jealous over gussy

This was my favourite part.

You'll never BELIEVE what she said! Click HERE to find out!

Remember, you're not ugly, you're just poor.

Those tits though.

What kind of spammy ass website is this?

Anyway, I lost all respect for Dilbert man when he started denying climate change.