A Song of Lazy Writing and Awkward Sex Scenes.

46  2019-04-22 by Quietus42

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I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Jesus wtf is this about. That way back link doesn’t work for me.

Am I the only one has literally not bothered to watch this?

It’s just capeshit with swords.

It's alright for fantasy tv crap but the writing has really gone to shit so it's funny to watch fanboys reeeeee.

For some reason I have had no interest in all in watching the new season. I think I just got bored of it

I made it this far and I'm just to fucking stubborn to not watch it to the end.

It's like Dexter. The last season was some of the worst, laziest writing but I hate watched it anyways.

I watch every episode except the last one . It was bad writing

Have not ever seen a single episode and have no desire to watch it, either. From what I've read and heard about the show, it's nothing more than torture porn.

It had a bunch of torture porn, but now its kinda tame.

Growing up everyone made fun of the weirdos who played that dungeons and dragons bullshit and now we have literal adults who are obsessed with watching some gussy cast spells and shit while her pet dragon fellates himself in the corner.

(I've never watched it either).

well the strongest man in the world has a role in it. it does have it's perks

i dropped it after season 4, lost interest

Imagine wanting to watch pseudo-capeshit bongs fuck and do whatever the fuck else happens in this show 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Nah, I didn't care after season 1. I was more interested in Breaking Bad and Dexter and whatnot.

I remeber when series was announced and people were hyping series up. I went on and bought books and read them all. First ones were really good. One of them was amazing then shit just kept going. By last book I was wondering how will this end. Eperently it dosent, there must won't be any more books.

And apparently now tv series answer is that brawl for all in North. Shit queen that made stupid decisions for last 2 books, Naive idiot princess that can't stay focused and fucking lich king. If there is levels of hack writing, stealing from world of Warcraft has to be worst thing you can do.

Can't wait to series to be over so i can finally watch it and tell every one how books were way superior.

Isn’t there like all of five books in that series?

Hardly a finished or fleshed our series regardless.

There is 5 and plan was to have 2 more. But news for next book stoped comming years ago and people just stopped caring. Grr is far old man so every day him finishing series is less likely.

He won’t finish it, same with Patrick Rothfuss.

Patrick Rothfuss.

He drove himself in corner. He was set to stone for trilogy, wrote two books and found out he couldn't have proper ending whit just one more book. Or he didn't have ending in mind and just stoped writing.

Quite sad what happened fantasy books of early 2010s. There were rock solid great books comming constantly and then suddenly all that great creative material wasn't there any more. Now all new fantasy books seems so dull or booring, or they are full of politics.

Joe Abercrombie has a new book coming out in the fall. IIRC he's already written the whole trilogy too, god bless him.

god bless him.

Agree

The Stormlight Archives is good

And Robert Jordan, rip

He only stopped writing because he literally died, the other two stopped because they got rich and decided they’d rather fuck off

Martin fired his editor after the 3rd book. It's pretty much down hill from there.

First three books are really fantastic though.

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Ur gay

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i unironically thought the drama discord was joking when they said >!arya fucks gendry!<

!unironically feels like hollywood pedo shit, considering she was like 12 years old when GoT started, we've grown up with her, and she's only freshly 18!<

even both of my girlfriends who were watching it with me agree- and the ~13 other people in our rabb.it watching it live were freaking out about how creepy / weird it was

this scene was definitely good for kotakuinaction posters / libertarians, though

Maisie Williams is 22. It made me uncomfortable.

Maisie Williams

i genuinely thought she was 18 lmao oopsies

She looks like she's 12

that's exactly why it feels so pedophilic / creepy

i thought the actor was like 18, not 22, but she genuinely looks like she's ~14-15 in the show

The idea that you can be a pedophile for fucking an adult is pretty retarded but I get what you mean in the context of the show

I agree with him. Frankly, it's kinda similar to how reddit treated Emma Watson. People spent years watching these movies/TV shows and when they started the characters were teenagers, and the second they hit 18 they're fetishized. Yeah, that Maisie Williams scene was extremely uncomfortable for that very reason. Had I never seen her in the show beforehand I wouldn't have giving a fuck.

It's not even the fact that she's 14/15 in the show that weirds me out, it's that everyone on set has been a part of raising her since she was 11/12 and then the showriters were like hell yeah let's not only have a sex scene let's make sure she's naked too

I imagine it's like if you were a tutor for a girl all throughout middle school and high school then when she turns 22 her parents want to record you banging her. Even the actor for the dude she banged said it felt odd

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Anyone who watches swordshit deserves to be spoiled.

i am a benevolent master- i wouldn't spoil cape shit with dragons for anybody!

based

They could have easily made 10 episodes last season, ended the series and it would have still been too long

Imagine being Joe Dempsie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific bugeyed quasimodo face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously, imagine having to be Joe Dempsie and not only sit on those sandbags whilst Maisie Williams flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her scars and pimple ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that undressing scene. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's SO GROWN UP and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of fangirls and strippers and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the arsecrack of Nottingham. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Joe Dempsie. You're not going to lose your future Bond career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Nah longy this is the BEST post you've ever seen

This but unironically

jesus christ lol

Lmao

i would still tap maisie tho

Since the begining a lot of people saying, WoW!!! Must watch!! The best thing ever!!! and i'm like:

The title of this post summarises my thoughts.