The mods of r/vegan are passive aggressively guilting each other, throwing shade, airing grievances and sulk quitting. Enjoy these two “I quit” martyr posts filled with finger pointing, discord screenshots and all the petty mod nonsense you can eat.
176 2019-04-22 by Nom_Chompy
One quits then shit fits.
175 comments
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1 loveabigdick 2019-04-22
Imagine tqking reddit this seriously
1 KyWy99 2019-04-22
THEY
DO
IT
FOR
FREE
1 pm-me-weird-stuff 2019-04-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-04-22
Jesus fucking Christ these people need to get a fucking life LMAO holy fucking shit.
1 table_it_bot 2019-04-22
1 LemmeYeetDatAss 2019-04-22
good bot
1 VALIS666 2019-04-22
No words.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-04-22
These are the people that are internet moderators.
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-04-22
JANNY ARE YOU OK?
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-04-22
1 ToeSlurpingCrusader 2019-04-22
Why ask? You know the answer is always no
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-04-22
YOU'VE BEEN CUCKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY
A CUTE CRIMINAL
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-04-22
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-04-22
They'll meet in vegan Valhalla
1 LondiPondi 2019-04-22
Also known as the Veggietales world
1 Chicup 2019-04-22
VeggieTales is full of Easter worshipers.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-04-22
You don't think he...I feel stupid for even asking but surely...he doesn't do it...for free?
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-22
I'm a tall bearded burly man:
https://cf.girlsaskguys.com/q2805254/600885d8-a586-4f39-aa8f-aaf7b2ef781c.jpg
...really hard to imagine that such a man cries over a mod position in r/vegan
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-04-22
guarantee this guy is "burly" the same way fat girls think they're "curvy"
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-22
Lmao
1 _Petronius 2019-04-22
Just means fat. Also “bearded” means they don’t perform basic hygiene.
1 Eveygasms 2019-04-22
Bugface, as milliondollarextremecels would say.
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
Since you’ve commented on cringe anarchy in the past and you made a soy joke, that makes your opinion invalid, incel. Soy jokes are stupid and a basic insult from you incels and there’s nothing wrong looking like that!
1 wfwfwfqwfqwef 2019-04-22
Thanks for telling us. Deported.
1 d-amazo 2019-04-22
i appreciate you.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-04-22
Was CA banned or something? Otherwise how can they be fugees at all.
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-22
This tbh.
I run away because radical centrists like me are persecuted over there in CA. I could prove that they called my a cuck and a commie, so I was granted asylum here.
1 ubuntutakeupthecuntu 2019-04-22
Beard is just codes for " i have a jawline and cheek bones of a prepubescent fat kid" fuckin chinlets smh
1 AngrylikeaMule 2019-04-22
I would go with rotund or portly.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-22
Literally the mind of an internet janitor.
1 pm-me-weird-stuff 2019-04-22
Why do the guys who say that always use this exact phrasing
1 ____________13 2019-04-22
Forming sentences while male in spaces like this is like crossing a minefield. You're only assured safety if you stay in the exact footprints of those who have gone before you.
1 2402a7b7f239666e4079 2019-04-22
NPCs my dude. No independent thought
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
Using “NPC” kinda makes you sound like a insecure male :), nice job incel take your alt right terms away
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-04-22
Using incel makes you sound like an NPC.
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
You post on “A sub for white people” so your opinion is now invalid, don’t talk to me incel xoxo
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-04-22
People who check post history as an 'argument' are the lowest life form on this site.
Who'd have thought an NPC needs someone's resume to form an argument
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
Nah, I may be a virgin with a girlfriend but at least I’m not an alt right incel like you are :), don’t reply to me anymore
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-04-22
Honk honk
1 Ghdust2 2019-04-22
Have sex
1 At_Dawn_I_Sleep 2019-04-22
Thank you
1 VNHEX 2019-04-22
Time to invest in some $ROPE to neck yourself :)
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
Awww the wittle bitty incel is mad, boo hoo! Who hurt you, child?
1 VNHEX 2019-04-22
Based and chapopilled
This tranny argues like a toddler stomping its feet 😂
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
I’m a well to do 24 year old man who is a trans ally who dates a wonderful girlfriend and there’s nothing wrong with believing what chapo likes. It’s a shame you have to be an incel and be unable to have logical discussions other that, Have a good day sweety and hopefully you can stop being a hateful alt right pig.
1 VNHEX 2019-04-22
All lies from a degenerate. Go ahead, take a picture with your burly gf with validation. I bet you won't.
All your arguments include parroting phrases like alt-right or incel, and you deflect everything else 😂 some smart "24" year old you are.
1 throwawayserver012 2019-04-22
Reported and blocked for harassment :) I’ve emailed reddit
1 VNHEX 2019-04-22
What's wrong froggat, no balls to take a selfie? 😂
1 d-amazo 2019-04-22
the MDEfugees are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
1 tick1e 2019-04-22
shaming people for lack of sexual prowess makes you an incel, women aren't trophies to gloat about, i am seething rn, folks.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-04-22
im sad you're unappreciated
1 Slywater03 2019-04-22
Yikes zweetee found the inkel
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-22
It’s an excuse to say you’re tall, and burly is apparently the new word for ugly
1 averagewhitebrah69 2019-04-22
fat*
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-22
And bearded is code for "i'm hiding my lack of chin."
1 Van-Diemen 2019-04-22
Someone else said it best, it's the same as when a fat girl calls herself 'curvy'.
1 Kalvthe 2019-04-22
When someone says burly, I imagine a big dude who can yank a truck motor out without a sweat. Not whatever these people are. The kind of guy whose nickname is Tiny.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-04-22
fat
1 Idontknowshiit 2019-04-22
Second post is filled with so much pathos, i shamefully have to admit that i was unironically annoyed by the soy
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-22
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
1 BumwineBaudelaire 2019-04-22
guarantee this guy is "burly" the same way fat girls think they're "curvy"
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-04-22
I'll never understand why they always seem to think being fat with Current Year beards makes them sound like they aren't effeminate.
1 fernguts 2019-04-22
It's ironic that the most effeminate generation of men in history is also one of the most-bearded. They're clearly trying to compensate.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-22
Shaving takes effort, having a hobo beard is easy
1 fernguts 2019-04-22
I respectfully disagree. I don't wear a beard because I find it too much work keeping it free of food and boogers.
1 Chicup 2019-04-22
Implying they do.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-22
What kind of bizarre freakshow would 1) Think of this 2) Share this with others 3) Even slightly possibly be such a waste of oxygen that the statement is true
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-04-22
Tbh, I think that's why I hate them the most. They took something good and pure and are killing it.
At least they all wear their beards in the same shit way, either a stupid, unkempt bush or a over-styled embarrassment. Hopefully they'll be the last of their kind due to lacking the hormone levels to viably reproduce so we don't have to deal with them again.
1 Xzow 2019-04-22
what the FUCK
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-22
Five words.
1 -Shank- 2019-04-22
"Burly" is Redditcel speak for morbidly obese.
1 searingsky 2019-04-22
RIGHTOIDS KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS MEME 😭😭😭
1 Caturdays4Ever 2019-04-22
That entire post reads as very Hallmark channel-y.
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-04-22
They think that beards make them manly but instead it just makes beards stupid gay.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-22
It’s just more evidence vegans are just plant cultists.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-04-22
Why, you don't say????
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-22
They could have used any one of those words individually and my reaction would still have been the same LOL
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-22
Why did it repeat itself 3 times?
1 TOTYAH 2019-04-22
What is wrong with being a vegan ?
I'm not part of the lifestyle, but i respect the choice
1 GayBlackNigger 2019-04-22
EVERY FUCKING TIME
1 Roquetteman 2019-04-22
So many green comments in that thread. Kind of fitting for vegans.
1 Mypussylipsneedchad 2019-04-22
Its a medical mystery why this person has chronic fatigue....
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-04-22
I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia long before I became a vegan. It scared the shit out of me, because I thought my future would include obesity, narcotics, and an orthopedic bed. I started working out and meditating. It's helped tremendously. I mean, all it is, is an achy body. Most people I know have achy bodies Oh god, I don't want to mod!!
1 ____________13 2019-04-22
You don't choose the mod life, the mod life chooses you.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-04-22
I swear, everyone I've met who "has" fibromyalgia is just a hyper out of shape, neurotic nut.
1 istural 2019-04-22
Yes, that is literally what it is.
1 multiplesifl 2019-04-22
My MIL has it. I think it's just an excuse for her to lay in bed barking out orders but I'm not a doctor so what do I know?
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
It's actually super common with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. When your joints are going out frequently the autonomic nervous system gets sensitized because you're in pain all the time and your body thinks you're just not listening enough to do something about it.
1 Mypussylipsneedchad 2019-04-22
BULL.SHIT
1 dramasexual 2019-04-22
Munchausen's by internet tbh. 99% of people claiming to have those particular maladies on the internet are making it up.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-22
This
They always have multiple diagnoses by exclusion and maybe some common shit like anxiety tacked on
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
I have a team of specialists that say otherwise. But thanks for the skepticism.
1 dramasexual 2019-04-22
I'm sure you do lmao.
Anyway besides all that you totally came out of this shitfit looking like the much better mod.
1 deere442 2019-04-22
you have a team of specialists? an entire team of doctors? like House?
how to tell when a literal reddit soyfag is pulling shit straight from their ass lmao
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
As in a bunch of specialists in the area I see that share information to some extent because they're EDS specialists and they have patients in common. No, they don't work together like House. Is that really so surprising?
1 Mypussylipsneedchad 2019-04-22
“I sit all at a computer obsessing over reddit and eating not-dogs, why am I so tired?!? Why am I in pain?!?”
Fucking eat a rare steak, get some sun, and stay of your devices for a week.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
Which has actually gotten a little better since going vegan. I was diagnosed with CFS/ME and fibromyalgia in 2001. They are common with EDS, which is a genetic condition. Went vegan in 2009. But I'm sure dietary changes can time travel back in time.
1 Mypussylipsneedchad 2019-04-22
You are just some self diagnosed wacko with an eating disorder.
You need more protein, calcium, iron and B12.
1 KMcD782 2019-04-22
You are very misguided.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-22
Sounds like perfect SRD mod material!
1 misophenian 2019-04-22
Jannies, mod this man!
1 d-amazo 2019-04-22
sounds more like typical vegan nonsense to me.
1 slaytina44 2019-04-22
Thats that 'illness' people too lazy to work have right? Otherwise known as boneidleitis
What a shock that a vegan would be a weak, emotional pussy
/u/m4124124 whats the tea sis? You can trust us
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
fibromyalgia actually can be diagnosed lmao.
1 istural 2019-04-22
Yea by quacks
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
I said it wrong, nerve overactivity can be observed in an MRI machine.
1 Chicup 2019-04-22
Who wants to bet this wasn't done in his case?
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
I would lmao. These people couldn’t afford fibromyalgia. It costs a ton.
1 Sigecaps23 2019-04-22
Fibro is not diagnosed with imaging, only symptom criteria
1 corwin_of_amber_ 2019-04-22
Punch biopsy can be used to diagnose fibromyalgia.
1 Sigecaps23 2019-04-22
That's some research, not anywhere near standard of care.
1 corwin_of_amber_ 2019-04-22
Also through a nerve biopsy to look for demyelination.
1 THICC_DICC_PRICC 2019-04-22
So is ADHD, but 85% of kids cracked out on adderall are just hyper/want drugs
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
I meant through an mri lmao
1 THICC_DICC_PRICC 2019-04-22
Funny enough ADHD can be detected with a brain scan too, but 99% of people “diagnosed” with it don’t go through that
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
Most insurances require an MRI scan to pay for the pain medicine.
1 Sigecaps23 2019-04-22
This isn't true btw
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
Did my insurance just fuck me then?
1 Sigecaps23 2019-04-22
I think there may have been some kind of miscommunication with your physician.
Or, did I just fuck up a valiant physicians successful denial of gibs?
1 mikeyj022 2019-04-22
Fucking insurance. I might kms.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
I think you're thinking of "Chronic Fatigue"
1 Kalvthe 2019-04-22
/r/ChronicLymeDisease
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4477530/
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
Yeah, I know about that one, I've just also heard about "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" having a similar standing as well.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-22
Fibro exists, but it's usually a diagnosis by exclusion, which means that it's diagnosed by ruling other shit out. Conditions like fibro, GERD, POTS, IBS, EDS, CF, CLD, etc. are catnip for munchies and malingers because there's no way to prove that someone doesn't have them if they fake it hard enough.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
Actually, the testing for EDS involves points for joint hypermobility called the Beighton scale. That's pretty tough to fake.
I have had two surgeries to fix my thumbs because they dislocated so much.
1 HUNTforREDcucktober 2019-04-22
Ok but you're replying to a comment that only mentions fibro.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
They specifically mention EDS in the list. And a lot of the things on that list are actually common with EDS, including fibro. So a lot of those people are likely undiagnosed EDS patients. Or others with similar connective tissue disorders. There's a good saying "if you can't connect the issues, think connective tissues". Unfortunately, connective tissue / collagen issues aren't a big specialty in their own right yet and get overlooked by other docs. A lot of people with connective tissue disorders spend years, even decades, waiting for a proper diagnosis and get called hypochondriacs and malingerers in the meantime.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-22
That's interesting, it's currently one of the hottest items in the internet munchie circuit right now. I guess that it might be one of the ones that's preferred by munchies who are okay with stopping at self-diagnosis instead of trying to convince heathcare professionals that they're sick.
Sorry for implying that you're a munchie, they're one of the groups I track so it's hard not to pass judgment when someone mentions having multiple diagnoses-by-exclusion. That's a shitty thing for me to do.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
For what it's worth, even though the diagnostic criteria are pretty straight forward it IS really hard to find a doctor who feels knowledgeable to diagnose. It's been treated as a rare disease and so many docs just weren't trained in it. Some forms of EDS are very rare, but hEDS isn't, just really underdiagnosed. So many people have had to fight for years for a diagnosis, so yes, self-diagnosis is pretty common until people can get in with an EDS specialist. At this point I've been diagnosed by several specialists so docs take it pretty seriously, but the doubt and skepticism around it is a big part of the experience of having EDS still. I'm really glad to see increased awareness.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-22
That makes sense. Unfortunately the munchie/malingerer problem is a factor in this:
and the doubt expressed towards other 'hidden disabilities' that are poorly-understood or hard to diagnose; there's a huge community of people who choose the diagnoses they want (there are even phases where the community finds out about another condition and within months half of them claim that they have it), then waste massive amounts of resources trying to get an official diagnosis.
In addition many of them display extreme attention- and sympathy-seeking behavior online (sometimes even to the point of harming themselves or preventing surgical wounds from healing) to the point where the only exposure to the conditions that much of the public has is through these fakers. It's absolutely infuriating, and I'm sorry that it clearly has rubbed off on me in a bad way to the point of passing immediate judgments.
1 Sub_to_pdp 2019-04-22
4 words in and I already hate this massive turbofaggot
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
I still have no idea what actually happened and why vegan tendies are flying.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-04-22
Can soy ever fly?
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-22
Lazy "disabled" mod with seniority was asked to either moderate more or step down. That mod decided to write a long crypost about how hard being a disabled mod was and then got the most active vegan mod removed as revenge. Several other mods have now resigned to protest disabled mod's abuse of power.
1 xlhat 2019-04-22
God these vegans are fierce ain't they ?
Also, how come so many of these vegan lefties are handicaps ?
1 corwin_of_amber_ 2019-04-22
If they weren't, then they wouldn't be vegan.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
I didn't get them removed. Another mod removed them. I can't say I disagree with that, but I didn't ask for it.
1 fernguts 2019-04-22
Funny to see vegans eating each other. I thought that was haram.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-22
Actually a consenting human is the only ethhical meat
1 fernguts 2019-04-22
Okay there, Armin Meiwes....
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-22
No thanks, more of a Sharon Lopatka fan
1 AngrylikeaMule 2019-04-22
“”Logically”” it’s the only ethical food.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-22
what about roadkill tho
1 AngrylikeaMule 2019-04-22
Only if it’s human
1 Eveygasms 2019-04-22
Now, I am not ablist at all, what with surviving a mild form of r-slurdation myself, probably, but isn't it funny how they all have lots of diseases and mental issues?
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
People who have health issues spend a lot of time online instead of maintaining full time jobs or running marathons or something?! Whoever would have thought that was a thing!
1 Eveygasms 2019-04-22
Did ebaumsworld have moderators?
That was about as OK as Reddit is, and I don't remember having to suffer fat bearded skinsacks like this.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-22
They did but they hardly did anything other then discourage “flame wars” but they wouldn’t lock things.
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-04-22
Vegans are on a diet that is only possible because they live the most privileged lives imaginable, and yet they still have persecution complexes only rivaled by trannies.
1 WizardXZD 2019-04-22
rice and beans bro
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-04-22
show me a vegan who only eats rice and beans lmao
1 WizardXZD 2019-04-22
Can't say I have any evidence on hand but if you're really poor it's a valid option. Don't quote me on this but I think some countries like Bangladesh and maybe Malaysia are so poor that they only eat that because everything else is too expensive, especially meat.
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-04-22
I thought we were talking about /r/vegan posters not poor Malaysian rice farmers
1 WizardXZD 2019-04-22
I mean if the Malaysian farmers can do it, why can't r/vegan posters?
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-04-22
yeah I'm sure that you guys could totally go without your vegan cupcakes/six dollar bags of kale from Whole Foods/million other products that make your diet comfortable
1 WizardXZD 2019-04-22
Idk if this is what you mean but I personally don't really eat any desserts. My lunch is usually rice noodles with a mushroom broth, beans, and vegetables. My dinner is usually like lo mein and tofu and vegetables.
1 squishy-space-spawn 2019-04-22
Today I bought a bag of 5 jam doughnuts that cost 75p, not really a privilege. I can sort of see why people might think vegans are all rich and buy ridiculously expensive luxuries (kale isn't expensive in the UK and I don't even like it myself) but I personally don't spend much on food. I make most stuff from scratch, I like making Indian food and it works out great value, I've never bought a vegan cupcake but I've made them. Today I made dupe heinz lentil soup because it's cheaper then the cans. It's not uncomfortable to be vegan at all but yeah like I said I'm in the UK, I have noticed that fresh veggies look a lot more expensive in the US still I use frozen veg quite often myself anyway. I buy the cheapest cookies because they're usually vegan so that's about 25p for a pack of ginger nuts, the cheapest premade garlic bread at my local supermarket is vegan and costs 30p I have that with normal mainstream pasta sauce (£1) and dried spaghetti (around 30p for 500g) so it works out that meal costs around 70p per head, soy milk is 59p per litre. Sorry about the wall of text but I just wanted to show some examples.
1 BenaGD 2019-04-22
No words can describe this mess other than
1 80BAIT08 2019-04-22
Vegan mods eat each other
1 noxpallida 2019-04-22
The only good mod is a removed mod
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-04-22
/u/M4124124 and /u/YourVeganFallacyIs, I'm so sorry to see that you've lost your modship. It must be a traumatic experience for you. We at /r/drama would love to have you as mods!
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
Haha. I am going to pass on that but thanks!
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-22
quiet👏vegans👏do👏not👏exist👏
1 pepperouchau 2019-04-22
lmaooooooooooo imagine doing it for free
1 GreatDramaDragon 2019-04-22
I'm quitting cus Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE
1 Chicup 2019-04-22
Ironic.
1 fuckrbrasilmods 2019-04-22
I actually like vegan food but this sounds like too much soy.
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-04-22
Such a martyrdom complex with these people. Just nail yourself to your cross already.
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-22
Vegans and giving up, name a more iconic duo
1 Acrimony01 2019-04-22
Voting for anyone who promises to re-establish permanent mental health facilities.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
No tax dollars gobbled up here. I don't have enough work credits because I had disabilities before working age (in the U.S., so the disability system is crap).
Also, no, CFS and fibro aren't psychosomatic. They're very common with Ehlers Danlos Syndome. turns out, chronic joint dislocations and subluxations cause widespread pain and fatigue. Who would have imagined!
1 Acrimony01 2019-04-22
https://www.meaction.net/2016/02/20/nih-lead-clinical-investigator-thinks-cfs-is-psychosomatic/
I'm sorry you have issues, but you need a psychiatrist. Immediately.
1 M4124124 2019-04-22
So, like one investigator thinks chronic fatigue syndrome is psychosomatic so that's proof? Yeah, whatever. You try not having fatigue while dealing with EDS.
I do have a psychiatrist and a therapist. Doing pretty good on mental health fronts, despite dealing with disabling conditions. Not buying into the gender binary doesn't make someone crazy.
And the second quote is a good question to someone who says we shouldn't care about cows being killed. I'm not advocating that they kill dogs or cats or stand by as others do.
1 Acrimony01 2019-04-22
You need to be figuring out your own problems instead of projecting them on others.
The fact that you're even in /r/drama yelling "y'all don't even know me" is bad sign. We have full right to poke fun at zealous vegan infighting. It's ridiculous. lmao fucking vegan factions and shit.
Being disabled doesn't give you the right to be a prick. Or to tell people how to live.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/diagnosis-diet/201709/the-vegan-brain
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4716311/#s1title