I may be a 30 year old virgin who has never had a relationship but at least I’m not an incel

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Snappy!!!

hot damn

he's not wrong,

when in Rome

Magic The Gathering Conventions are the best argument that the Holocaust happened, as they prove that you dont even need an airtight cabin with Zyklon B to make a lethal gas chamber, just a couple of fat nerds.

never been to one but I've been to a few of those board game stores and I can tell you that even leaky wooden doors aren't enough to save you from a lethal dose of BO

I went to a prerelease event for the first time in a decade a month or two ago. One dude walked past me literally reeking of cat piss. I have not gone back.

These snappy quotes just get better and better.

Magic: The Gathering players use groupons to buy the same fucking perfume called Eau de Male Hymen

nerds need to be shot

He's unironically right. Is it kind of gross, sure? But it's not like BO where it's literally unavoidable, just make eye contact with the other human beings at the event and you'll never find out.

Is it too much too ask to clip your nails at home before going to an event?

It's not. The act of clipping your nails at a public event is gross and pretty weird, actually finding nail clippings in a floor that, by the look of it, isn't even really clean is not that big of a deal.

Its a biohazard, stop being a fat nerd.

Sex is a biohazard

you're a biohazard

don't transmit your autism to me

It sure is, luckily fat manchildren don't typically have sex, let alone in public.

Woops i dropped something on the floor and picked it up and now i have a staph infection from this literal mongoloid who clipped his nails and left his biological waste behind.

NEETs rise up?

"Don't do gross stuff in public"

"Just look away dude"

That's a real selfish attitude.

Why not just bite them and eat them like a normal loser?

/u/feanordidnothingwrong

that's implying they have any healthy teeth left from their daily 6 packs of mountain dew

Who the fuck argues a request not to clip and leave your nails around some place you don't own?

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...and Wizards of the Coast just announced that 40% of their playerbase are women.

Press (X) to doubt

I'll bet most of that 40% are chris-chan tier MtF trans who refuse to shave their body hair

My guess is that 30% of their playerbase are mtfs and the other 10% are actual cisgussy

60% men, 35% men who identify as women, and 5% actual women.

on one hand i really don't want to defend this behavior

on the other hand, nail clippings are pretty low on the list of most disgusting things you could find on the floor

i'm sure we've all stepped on/in far worse

Where else am I supposed to leave them? In my coffee?

This reminds me of that Afghan police commander saying "if we don't let them fuck little boys in the ass, what are they supposed to fuck? Their grandmother's pussy?"

How about people that clip there nails at work?

Fucking SNAP. SNAP. SNAP. PAUSE. SNAP. SNAPSNAP. SNAP

u/evinrudeallotrope Why are magic players so disgusting?