I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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fighting video game lore

both the producers and consumers of such filth deserve nothing more than the wrath of All*h

Inshall*h

Imagine getting upset at this while simultaneously making fun of others for being easily triggered

Lmao right?

Magacels are much much easier to trigger than the average leftist.

It's just that the really crazy leftists can go absolutly nuts when triggered.

I really have to hold back from seriousposting here, but it's rightard bashing so I guess I'll abstain

🐴👞💭

The real question is, since Jax is missing his arms was he the real reason for the 3/5th compromise?

Reminder -

If you are emotionally devastated by the leftward lean of science fiction to the point of launching a campaign to “take back” the genre; if the moral struggle that gets you out of bed each morning is purging racism from young adult fantasy novels; if you feel besieged by the political predilections of self-declared gamers (or betrayed by the politics of game reviewers); if you use films about comic-book characters to form your worldview; if you cast about for a metaphor to describe your deepest beliefs and find only Harry Potter . . . you are still a child.

You need to step back and work out why your identity is so invested in escapist fancies designed to appeal to confused children halfway through puberty. 

Ugh, quit trying to force us to follow the directions President Business

right-wing SJWs at it again.

Maybe that’s the point of the story...???

What a bunch of pussies

It's about ethics in video game capeshit

Freeing slaves? Let's talk about why this is a bad thing.

He only freed the black ones lol. The other billions of slaves can go fuck off, apparently.

Seriously, I smh at those racist retards.

Just imagine what America would be like if it had the typical 3-4% African population of a western nation instead of 34%. Violent crime would be cut in half. Poverty would almost disappear. None of the Kardashians would ever get famous. It'd be like living in Paradise.

You think the Kardashian empire isn't held up by mostly middle-aged white women? Moms with too much free time on their hands are what made reality tv as popular as it is today.

No, but I think they got famous for riding the BBC.

there's also a part in the game where Johnny Cage does time travel shenanigans to punch himself in the dick.

it's almost like Mortal Kombat isn't a serious game and shouldn't be taken seriously and the dude who posted that is a dweeb who deserves to be given a wedgie.

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET