/r/conspiracy gets real worked up over the term easter worshipers and demands a religious war now!

20  2019-04-22 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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But, what group of people celebrate Easter?...Why the weird wordplay?

Muslims and Jews cans celebrate easter too sweety, have fun being blocked

ooof...I'm embarrassed for you.

Dont type to me youre blocked and I cant reas anything you say

Lol...How convenient for you.

Ughh did you just read what I wrote? BLOCKED youre BLOCKED. Dont ever respond to me ever again or I am reporting you

Bless your heart.

My dad owns reddit, say goodbye to your account ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Endeavor to persevere.

Yikes

More compelling input. Thank you.

Excuse me you better stop harassing me right now. I am shutting you and all your incel friends here down.

Don't worry, the angst subsides as you near adulthood.

But enough about Hussein and Hillary

Jews celebrate Easter?

Obama was gonna say โ€œXtiansโ€ but remembered he wasnโ€™t using his secret Reddit account

Are you retarded?

Not that I'm aware of...You?

I don't know. I'm definitely not complicated.

I agree.

People gathered together in a (mosque/church/synagogue) being referred to as worshippers is also not a very complicated concept.

What group of people gather in a church, and worship at Easter proceedings?...Not a complicated concept.

Easter worshippers

Thanks for confirming my point.

You're point being that you're so retarded even the most uncomplicated concept must be explicitly spelled out for you? Lmao, who in the world could these mysterious people gathered in a church worshipping on Easter? And who were those enigmatic puzzles gathered in a mosque worshipping on Ramadan? If only someone could answer these impenetrable mysteries of our times!

'Christians' requires less characters than "Easter worshippers"...Are you saying we should refer to Muslims as "Ramadan worshippers" ?

Lmao, you're stupid.

Stimulating rebuttal...Brush your teeth before your bedtime.

No u

Bless your heart.

I only accept blessings from Easter worshippers. Are you an Easter worshipper?

I only fuck bitches.

Gross.

To each his own. If you prefer men, that's completely your prerogative.

bitch

/biCH/

noun

1.

a female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.

So literal you are...Regardless. If you're a 'bundle of sticks', that is completely your right.

You have to go back.

No. Tell her I'll be her platonic friend, but it's definitely over.

name literally any time before this weekend you've ever heard the term "Easter Worshiper" used

and then consider who used it

I know! Must be the evil cabal of jews

my theory is that they will simply burst into flames if they ever utter the word "christ"

Yeah that Jew Jesus has all sorts of weird voodoo, but to tell you the truth it was just some slight of hand. Like David Blaine

It's to specify that the people were in church when the attacks happened. You can find dozens of articles from the past calling church attendees 'worshippers' when the church was attacked.

You can find dozens of articles from the past calling church attendees 'worshippers' when the church was attacked.

Strange that

Nov. 24, 2017: Militants kill 311 worshippers in a mosque attack in north Sinai, the deadliest such terrorist attack in Egyptโ€™s modern history.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/look-attacks-houses-worship-over-last-decade-n983626

Make of it what you will. I'm just pointing out that calling people in religious services 'worshippers' isn't something Obummer made up yesterday.

lol the first instance of the word 'worshipper' on there literally says "Jewish worshippers"

Soo, calling people Easter Worshippers to clarify they were attending Easter services is hiding they were Christian?

The community bid farewell to the brothers on Tuesday in the first funerals for 11 worshippers who were killed in a mass shooting in the synagogue on Saturday morning.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/28/us/pittsburgh-synagogue-shooting-victims/index.html

I guess they didn't want people to know Jews were killed. Not that people couldn't put two and two together when they saw the word "synagogue". Like people can't put two and two together when the see Easter and worshippers together. What was Obummer trying to hide?

Soo, calling people Easter Worshippers to clarify they were attending Easter services is hiding they were Christian?

lol are you retarded?

Let's do a re-enactment and a role reversal of what just happened:

Me: Check out this link because I believe it supports my position.

You: Uh your link literally disproves it in the very first possible instance

Me: Well here's a rant about my original beliefs, now I dare you to take the opposite side.

You, a normal functioning adult: wtf are you stupid nigga? I didn't argue nothing about nothing other than to say that you're a fagosexual.

Listen here, you ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒธPoof๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘.

You're jumping in a conversation you know fuck all about.

The first guy thought it was some outlandish conspiracy that Obummer called the victims "Easter Worshippers". As a matter of fact, this genius used his crack google investigative skills to decide worshipper isn't even a word.

It's to specify that the people were in church when the attacks happened. You can find dozens of articles from the past calling church attendees 'worshippers' when the church was attacked.

This was the point I was making. Now, do you seeing the words "Jewish Worshippers" dispute my point? Yeah, I didn't think so. Come back when you know what the fuck is going on. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

I wish you grave harm

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Imagine being this retarded.

Literally the day before, used to describe Christians wanting to go to Notre Dame at Easter.

https://beta.ctvnews.ca/national/world/2019/4/20/1_4387678.html

Note the spelling

The ultimate outcome of such unilateral critiques is the destabilization of our predominate cultural base. What has been going on since the dawn of the 20th century? Who has influenced our education and media for over 100 years? Who effectively owns or influences these pillars of society? There is a very rich club out there and they have a different religion and way of seeing the world than you, and they want their perspective to be shared insomuch that they're our despots.

Very subtle, lol

Christians are like Beetlejuice. If you mention them by name too many times they show up and shit everything up.

christians stay getting cucked and chucked by the jews then wonder why nobody cares when they get bam-bam'd

I unironically agree

Christians are becoming the new Jews with how fucking whiney they are all the time now

Christians turned whining into an art form decades ago.

Say it with me folks "radical Easter worshippers"

The Easter God

I hear they pack their bombs with bits of chocolate bunny.

It might not be a conspiracy, but it is bizarre.

A lot of people in this post seem to be getting bootyblasted as well.

u/Ted_UtteredBoast is a MAGAcel whose account only exists to SEETH at Ed's SEETHING at MAGAcels in the circle of C O P E. And MAGAcels aren't people.

$500 says they start their war before chapotards even leave their basement.

Christians if you want to gain some respect, blow up a few people. Problem solved