In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
CA used to be good though. But their spergouts aren't really funny because they were destined to suck ass. Chapocels on the other hand have a chance to grow out of their retardation
Wtf are you smoking? No one should moderate their subs - basically it's giving free labor to reddit and even then they can still toast your ass no matter what based on whatever reasons they feel like making up. People who are not complete shut-in incels probably have better things to do than spend 13 hours a day doing this garbage.
The CA mods actively pushed political agenda posting, though. It started with sticking posts about refugees that are not cringey at all. Or stats that are just wrong and even true would not be cringey. Like "107% of French people below 18yo are Muslim! Cringe!" for example.
Nothing? Please, after the New Zealand attack they stickied this:
I don't care if you think that the guy was a latter-day Crusader who was removing kebab, DON'T POST ABOUT IT. I realize that it's incredibly memeworthy, but REALLY, we don't need the attention from the admins.
Come now, doctor. Now's not the time for memes. That comes later.
/r/CringeAnarchy hereby disavows the entire island of New Zealand, just to be on the safe side.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-22
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-22
Trying is the first step to failure.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-04-22
I think posting on CA in the first place is the first step
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-22
I’ve got a few posts in CA while farming lolcows, admittedly.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-04-22
ONE DROP POLICY
CA used to be good though. But their spergouts aren't really funny because they were destined to suck ass. Chapocels on the other hand have a chance to grow out of their retardation
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-22
Rightoids in general don’t have very good senses of humor, I can say this as a reformed magacel
1 -Steve_French- 2019-04-22
Lucky there was a Family Man to help you in your time of need
1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-22
r/Familyman literally changed my life
1 carkidd3242 2019-04-22
anarchy mods actually running an anarchy. surprising
1 seenten 2019-04-22
Well not quite. Suggesting they tone down the retardation gets you a swift ban. Unless you're pizza, apparently.
1 throwaway_999912 2019-04-22
But if they happen to get banned due to not following sites rules, it must be (((them))) behind this
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-04-22
Ackshually, in real anarchy [anarchist community leaders would make decisions](np.reddit.com/r/Anarchy101/comments/8l1szb/how_would_an_anarchy_prevent_and_punish/dzcbz7g/0.
1 PilotSnippy 2019-04-22
Go burn with your psuedo fake anarchy pussy
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-22
>community leaders
Sure is sounding hierarchical up in here.
1 FmW-41 2019-04-22
Lmao just make the sub private for a few days. Works every time.
1 KikiFlowers 2019-04-22
Even better, keep it private. With the only way to gain entry is to pass an admission test.
Or send nudes.
1 Tzar-Romulus-Dos 2019-04-22
Preferbly bussy
1 TheChinchilla914 2019-04-22
POST
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-22
BUSSY
1 iam_russianbot 2019-04-22
It saved /Imgoingtohellforthis after that whole Zealand thing.
Also: Cat
1 GattsuCascade 2019-04-22
apPrOvE mE!!!!!!11
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-04-22
I liked the image that basically showed all their moderation was done by the Anti Evil admin.
1 omegaclap 2019-04-22
At the very least, you have to give them credit where it's due: the sub certainly lives up to its name.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-04-22
You wouldn't expect that crew to be very bright, now would you?
1 VidiotGamer 2019-04-22
Wtf are you smoking? No one should moderate their subs - basically it's giving free labor to reddit and even then they can still toast your ass no matter what based on whatever reasons they feel like making up. People who are not complete shut-in incels probably have better things to do than spend 13 hours a day doing this garbage.
1 Plexipus 2019-04-22
Now they think they're triggering Reddit by posting pictures of white families
https://old.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/bg88gg/my_favorite_subreddit_got_nuked_guess_ill_just_go/
https://old.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/bg88k4/this_is_what_we_look_to_those_who_silence_us/
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
They're not exactly smart.
1 Plexipus 2019-04-22
We've reached Defcon 1. Now they're posting pics of themselves in their underwear with semis to win Internet arguments
https://imgur.com/a/IxrwG0I
1 TwentyHundredHours 2019-04-22
Not bussy so it doesn't count.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
That shit is peak mayo.
1 BestAtDragonBall 2019-04-22
You mean handsome, in shape, and successful? As opposed to peak chocolate: fat, on welfare, and commiting criems?
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
You seem to have mistaken mayo and not-mayo. It's a common mistake among the mentally retarded.
1 BestAtDragonBall 2019-04-22
Okay, nigward.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
Don't worry, you'll always be too retarded to function.
1 BestAtDragonBall 2019-04-22
Uh, I'm not black. You are. You're the retard that can't function.
1 HeresCyonnah 2019-04-22
Aw, the mayo's trying to think!
1 error404brain 2019-04-22
low t. low chest hair. :thinking:
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-22
uhh that dude's body is insane tbh
1 Plexipus 2019-04-22
I didn't get this body from losing arguments on the internet, boy-o 💪😏
1 ItsaBabySpider 2019-04-22
Well, I mean it's not far off.
https://www.reddit.com/r/whitebeauty/
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-22
The funny thing is: 5 years ago, this could be a post in r/CringeAnarchy, too, but for a completely different reason.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-04-22
Who the fuck is giving gold in r/drama?
1 Charles_The_Grate 2019-04-22
I thought we all got woke, went broke?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-22
r/all
1 Zeriell 2019-04-22
Imagine thinking moderation is a good thing.
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-22
The CA mods actively pushed political agenda posting, though. It started with sticking posts about refugees that are not cringey at all. Or stats that are just wrong and even true would not be cringey. Like "107% of French people below 18yo are Muslim! Cringe!" for example.
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-22
Nothing? Please, after the New Zealand attack they stickied this:
1 headasplodes 2019-04-22
That's actually breddy gud
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-22
Too bad it didn't actually do anything tho.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/b1a7r1/whites_are_a_race_of_peace
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-04-22
It’s almost as if the admins keep making up their own rules for the purpose of removing stuff they don’t personally want since it’s popular
1 Crowbar-12 2019-04-22
CAutists are living proof that mayos are the inferior race