Schizopost of the day n1: "BREAKING NEWS: the hacker known as 4chan discovers that the Zodiac Killer was actually Bernie Sanders".

73  2019-04-23 by le_epic_xd_part_2

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Far Rightwing Schizoposters are the fucking worst. At least regular old holocaust deniers can stick to a platform.

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Eat my ass, skynet

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btfo

WE DID IT REDDIT

Easily debunked. Obviously sanders is too lazy to be a killer.

I find it more believable that Bernard only appeared to be a slacker outwardly because he secretly put all his energy into serialkilling.

neinchan

What will those crazy honk honks think of next

The only OTHER part of the story I find unbelievable is the part where Bernie Sanders isn't lazy. It takes a lot of work to kill people, create codes and travel all that distance. The Bernie Sanders we all know and love was a loafer, a ne'er-do-well, a slacker. He was more likely to collect welfare checks than to commit one of the most enigmatic series of murders in the 20th Century.

Yep. That, I actually agree with.

Meth is a hellava drug.

Hmm, this is all pretty sound to me. What are the odds that Bernie boy is also a reptilian shapeshifter?

is 4chan like Reddit with balls?

When your conspiracy is too stupid for pizzacels