r/drama: We need to talk about the crazy in the room

We need to talk about the crazy in the room

56 2019-04-23 by LucidHuckleberry

And it’s not the CAutism forces trying to break through the wall.

No, it’s /u/kesudax. Is xe learning English, a bot, a troll, or some CAutism trying to masquerade as a dramacel?

62 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-23

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

Snapshots:

This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is
/u/kesudax - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is*

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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-23

He's a broken version of Randy

1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-23

Randy is bad enough but he's completely incomprehensible

clearly the day of the stroke has arrived for him

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-23

Like it isn't your alt 🙄

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

I suspected it to be your bot. But then it refused to play Despacito on command, which I know you can’t resist.

/u/le_epic_xd_part_2, play Despacito.

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-23

Pee

1 shortfacepugg 2019-04-23

Thought this was gonna be about certain users spamming the leanbot.

1 Plexipus 2019-04-23

I could sure use some lean

1 Tzar-Romulus-Dos 2019-04-23

u/userleanbot

1 userleansbot 2019-04-23

Author: /u/userleansbot

Analysis of /u/Plexipus's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 4 years, 6 months, 15 days ago

Summary: leans heavy (100.00%) left

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/r/enoughtrumpspam	left	0	0	1	23
/r/topmindsofreddit	left	99	5039	4	4564

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1 ItsSugar 2019-04-23

I like that a sub about mocking retards is seeing as left-leaning.

1 tHeSiD 2019-04-23

Retards mocking retards.

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

u/userleansbot

1 userleansbot 2019-04-23

Author: /u/userleansbot

Analysis of /u/Tzar-Romulus-Dos's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.

Account Created: 0 days ago

Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.

Subreddit	Lean	No. of comments	Total comment karma	No. of posts	Total post karma

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1 Plexipus 2019-04-23

I feel violated

1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-04-23

I think that's a Markov chain bot with downs.

1 Pastor--of-Muppets 2019-04-23

pitbull slave breed foreskin man baby on right

pitbull slave breed

What did he mean by this?

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

Conservative conserve pit foreskin of what causes? Invoke it in pitwars

It’s really unclear

1 Pinksister 2019-04-23

Maybe it's like a rorschach test for serious posters, to weed them out and bring us back to the glorious center.

1 Plexipus 2019-04-23

Slowly, surely, an AI is accreting more and more r/drama buzzwords.

pitbull slave breed foreskin man baby on right

It will inexorably march onwards, until it has crafted the perfect Drama post:

A police pitbull, AKA the "Breed of Peace," bites the foreskin right off a transgendered migrant slave baby detained in one of Orange Man's ICE hotels

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

Huh. That kinda works

1 AngrylikeaMule 2019-04-23

That’s sounds pretty likely. Is it yours?

1 Plexipus 2019-04-23

I never really made it past "Hello world!"

1 byobombs 2019-04-23

Exam to of be worthy pitbl breed container foreskin pitbull breed container

1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-04-23

These ca posts are getting old real quick.

1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-04-23

Did you guys remember that weird dude who wanted to make an incest cult that tried to fuck his sister, also everyone on the cult needed to play a gay like cricket or something like that

He even had a site and he posted it around on here and on r/4chan

That was a cool dude

1 acidoverbasic 2019-04-23

/u/iJuggs now has a sub for his sweet cult.

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

The fuck are you talking about? I never wanted anyone to play cricket. Our incest cult is for people to be their authentic selves. I'll never force anyone to do anything, unless they like that.

1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-04-23

Oh yeah it's not cricket, it's juggling.

That's arguably better, I guess.

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-23

https://www.amazon.com/Juggling-Trash-Can-Satan-Tell-All-ebook/dp/B07MYFCB55

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

The diary of a man/little girl during his foray into homelessness, detailing his struggles with mental illness, learning to love himself, and exploring his sexuality and gender. A heart-wrenching story for the whole family, guaranteed to evoke tears in one way or another. See how someone from the fringes of culture experiences life as he undergoes a radical transformation, healing from a life of traumas and finally unveils his authentic self to the world.

Uhhhh this looks promising.

An adventure filled with self-harm, unashamed deviancy, and alien mind control reveals just how difficult it is to start a sex cult in the modern age. With the help of his stuffed animals, Peppermint and Perry, the Impractical Juggler finally reaches a point in his personal development where he can achieve his dreams and begin enlightening the masses as only he can. Syracuse, New York may never know normalcy again now that this deranged man has found his calling in the field of not giving a shit in the face of adversity; also known as the performance arts by some.

Yep. Dis looks gud.

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

But the website?

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

My account on medium was suspended. Can't imagine why. I had quality articles on necrophilia, sex magick, the Illuminati, extraterrestrials and ghosts. Also some incest erotica. Also tales of my masturbation habits.

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-23

I'm honestly sincerely not trying to be mean, but have you been diagnosed with something? at first I thought it was a bit, but I'm starting to think you're being completely legit

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

I was diagnosed with schizophrenia and PTSD 8 years ago. The aliens use helped teach me to be my authentic self, so this is me with no filter.

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-23

how many copies of your book have you sold? any thoughts on a follow-up?

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

I dunno I don't pay attention to money. I'm at the apex of starting a new one. I'm trying to write a story every day about events that happen and turn that into a book

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-23

keep us updated.

1 IfHeDiesHeDies-Drago 2019-04-23

How are you not a mod yet?

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

Because the other mods won't join my sex cult

1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-04-23

mod this man immediately

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

I'm a little girl! >:(

1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-04-23

I agree bro. I'm in the tenth grade and I'm sick of these faggots. When I listen to mid 2000s punkpop on my audiophile underground IEMs, I get pushed and have 30hz/fps NTSC realmotion blur books fall out of my arms. Before youtube introduced jewish/LGBT progressive 60/48fps videos, only the real oldfags remember motion blur interpolated videos where it was smooth as butter compared to other videos. Anyways, as I get stuff from my locker, to find out that my /sips/ exploded from being penetrated by my secret stash butterfly knife, I cry as my naruto comics are all melted. I false flag communism symbols on my bathroom stalls, and I erase the faces I see. I go and post on cringeanarchy because I like CRINGEY EWW It's cringey 80hz steel guitar eighty-hertz that's Right DAS RITE FAGIT DOG TANG FULL TANG THANKS FO THE KNIFE SUCKA THANKS FO' THE FULL LENGTH RIFLE SUCKA (mfw failed randy stair because he's whypipo EREYEYERY) Black people who like Dragon ball z in a nutshell ((IRAANICALLY in the eyeballs pop out fandom B ECAUSE IT's eyeballs are popping out OMG THERE"S OTHERS LIKE ME (((((((((((THE RISKS ARE HIGHER, I've just multiple n parenthesis anyways *cringeanarchy furry reference furfags echo chamber internet, how about we raise our ar-15 burnout generated torches and create a suicide PSYOPS cryinnging babies recordings chambersss custaRD mouthed arabs NOT ARABs MUSLIMS**)))))))))))

This is the contaminant cringeanarchy user. They're faggots who hang out in OOG BOOG underground rave cliques, wear cat ears, use the snapchat dog filter, and will probably claim the lifes of extroverted fascists if we don't do something now, folks, little gambol here, won't be able to get gasoline, for his grandma

1 LongPostBot 2019-04-23

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-23

Uhm...this went to funny to I’m honestly not sure if you’re doing a bit or not.

Life going ok? You taking your meds?

1 iJuggs 2019-04-23

Life's going great. I highly recommend homelessness for anyone that wants to self-actualize. I'm not taking any of that poison the doctors peddle. They're trying to suppress our ability to think for ourselves so the Illuminati can control us and molest children indiscriminately for their black magick. I'm trying to get a job doing something for the environment or otherwise using my talents for good so I'm not supporting something evil.

1 kxvz 2019-04-23

I agree! When you get down to just yourself, it frees you to do a lot more!

1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-04-23

Or the hot glue organs to bizarre lego like human models made of weird plastic or mold? That was some weird shit.

1 darkinard 2019-04-23

This is your brain on kenshi.

1 Prysorra2 2019-04-23

Literally who?

1 GeauxHouston22 2019-04-23

I summon you /u/kesudax

will you help me rid this place of the evil srsposters?

1 Kalvthe 2019-04-23