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353  2019-04-23 by Kat_B0T

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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It's over for bucko-cels

Clean rooms never even began.

Idg why they don't directly read Jung instead. Peterson is terrible at explaining Jungian shit anyway.

Because Jung probably didn't talk about owning the leftoids and trannies as much

Why don't people read this obtuse big brain book instead of watching a guy who dishes out pop-psychology hot takes on YouTube?

Anyone that gets degenerates to clean the fuck up and stop smelling like old hamster shavings deserves a medal.

They don't actually better themselves, they just jerk off to the thought of it

"Better". Whatever that means lmao.

Not being a fat fucking slob NEET virgin. That’s what “better” means.

I am already happy if they at least know that taking a shower is the socially more acceptable option.

Best thing are these "I cleaned my room" pictures on /r/JordanPeterson. Anyone posting these is back playing vidya and watching JP videos 24/7 in a day and then they wonder why they are still in a shitty place.

tbh the hardest thing about being a kid is that your effort does not matter yet. You could be the most well rounded teenager ever or the laziest most stupid edge lord. In the end, you will live in your parents house and your popularity in school is determined completely randomly and even if not, it does not matter.

So cleaning your room is actually one of the few things a kid can actually do.

The majority of these pictures don't come from kids.

the definition of kid now extends well into a white males thirties

We should change the age of majority for m*yos to at least 100 cmv

your popularity in school is determined completely randomly and even if not, it does not matter.

Sounds like someone wasn't popular in school

is posting on /r/drama

Well no shit

I think I actually might be one of the popular kids. It is just nothing like in the movies. I had my even two independent group of friends and I was never physically nor verbally bullied. That's it.

It is just that I never did anything to really earn this.

Nope, unless you're rich then doing well in school determines how good of a college you will get into. If you're getting Ds in junior high then you're basically already a failure.

ricecel spotted

Yep, but you will get the benefits 10years later. And for kids, 10 years is like for ever.

ok tryhard

And here I thought you were joking....

So.... dramautists?

"I'm going to clean my room.......next week."

Don’t they need approval by their peers and Sir Dr. Dr. Phil. Med Jordan Peterson himself to jerk off?

If only the communist manifesto had a chapter about using soap

The thing is this is how I unironically picture most CAs to look like. It's not that they're retarded, but rather so physically undesirable that they long for the "good old times" where women were expected to have kids and serve their men. Like half the sub is coping over the loss of family values, but a chad could still get that in 2019 if he wanted too. Literal incels who turned to nazism

but rather so physically undesirable

Nah, I've seen plenty of highly unattractive people together.

Biggest incel cope is that they're actually good people, who can't get laid because they're ugly. They're bad/mediocre people who can't get laid because they're both ugly and bad/boring.

ugly and bad/boring

I'm ugly and bad but fun. I do alright.

Checks out.

Eliot Rodgers wasn’t ugly, not with those beautiful DSLs he was sporting

He was just bugfuck crazy

Eliot Rodger was 10/10 in my femoid opinion, but he just goes to show you can't really be just attractive - you need to have at least basic sanity and healthy personality. Or at least pretend you're not crazy, like Ted Bundy.

Elliot Rodger

10/10

lol. there's that foid lust for serial killers again. rodger was like an 8/10 and that's being generous. his problem wasn't his outward crazy, he literally didn't even try to ask girls out, expecting them to come up to him

lol. there's that foid lust for serial killers again.

Men make fan pages for hot female criminals. If there's anyone lusting for criminals it's degenerate moids.

his problem wasn't his outward crazy

This is what incels actually think.

Men make fan pages for hot female criminals. If there's anyone lusting for criminals it's degenerate moids.

?? are you retarded, men want fucking nothing to do with psycho lmao. meanwhile it's a documented phenomenon that way more women are attracted to male criminals, specifically violent ones.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

This is what incels actually think.

do womyn not have anything other than incel? put some effort in you cow

crazy makes you go from 10/10 to 0/10 in a matter of minutes.

ofc it does. see: every male rock star ever

Nazis are as blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels and as slim as Goering

Literal incels who turned to nazism, even though they'd prob be the first to get purged

Implying that isn't what happened the first time lmfao. Both extreme ends of the political spectrum are precipitated by social unrest, and whether a loser chooses communism or fascism is literally a simple as whether they're ugly or they're lazy.

Finding a loyal virgin wife isn't that easy for a chad either

We're retarded at CA, but not retarded enough to like Peter jordanson.

Doubt

You're making my job so much easier

based

ICE working overtime today.

I don't get it, why do CAutists announce that they are CAutists in a sub that hates them. Thats like the most retarded shit ive seen fugees do.

CAutists

the most retarded

You're answering your own question.

it's a brand new account, he'll just make another alt and be back.

UwU

job

Come on, you do it for free too.

You seem to enjoy doing it though.

I get paid in redditor tears

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I larp as a leftist better than you larp as a functioning adult human being, online.

To be fair, that's a pretty low bar.

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Ladies and gentleman, we got 'em.

Pretty sure if they were actually alt right they would hate Peterson.

I keep forgetting JP is alt lite

Barely. JP is firmly against ID politics from every racial demographic. He's denounced white identitarians, BLM etc. Full on individualist. There's a reason the alt-right thinks he's controlled opposition.

The only reason rightards even like Memerson is because leftoids can't help but screech at every criticism, no matter how slight. He "triggers the libs" but only because currentyear+4 libs don't even make him work for it.

Dude is at best moderately rightwing. I haven't seen anything he's done in probably over a year but believing in markets, welfare, and opposing identity politics doesn't make you alt-right, if anything that's all prerequisites for not being retarded.

I knew if I said anything all of the lobstercels would come out of the wood work. Oof

LMAO you're disagreeing with my retarded claim that someone you don't even like is far-right? You must want to suck lobster cock 😂😂😂😂😂

The alt right is running this place into the ground

Am I the alt-right? I'd be really confused due to my high levels of race mixing, acceptance of gay people, multiracial group of friends, my Muslim friends, my economic neoliberalism with a hint of welfare state, and the fact that I want to expand NATO to the point that Vladdy can't get into a plane and without being in rage of our SAMs.

literally defends alt right commentators within text chain

I’m sure you’re a super big lib. Why do all you alt right folks get so defensive and deny it when faced with the truth 🤔

>literally defends alt right commentators

Unironically who? Also, in your mind, what is the alt-right?

Ok you got me on semantics. Alt lite is what I should have said, my bad 🤷🏿‍♂️

Isn't alt-lite mostly just civic nationalism? Because if that's what you think I am then I'm not sure what else to say except the border wall won't work, both legal and illegal immigrants commit less crime and contribute more to the economy than they take away, and the best policy regarding immigration would be to massively minimize the process and allow more people in.

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That seems pretty far from either alt-right or alt-lite, so either I'm a super-duper undercover altlite who hates immigration despite arguing in favor of immigration or you're genuinely retarded. I wonder which it is 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Nice little song and dance Ben Shapiro, time to head back to CA unless it’s banned already 🤔

Only time I ever commented there was to tell them they only way we should allow CAfugees in is if we mark them with special pins that allow us to point them out and treat them like subhuman shit, so there's that.

they only way we should allow CAfugees in is if we mark them with special pins that allow us to point them out and treat them like subhuman shit,

This but for chapocels and bluechecks too.

I want every bluecheck in here so we can tell everyone one of them "keep yourself safe! 😁"

He is not only criticizing literal nazis, but also all the anti-immigration and anti-EU parties of Europe.

He probably (lol, understatement) singlehandedly does more against rightwing politics than this entire subreddit with the hot, but in the end pointless blacked posting.

Seriously, the dude has some stupid ass takes a lot of the time, especially when he either talks about Marxism or talks in ridiculously vague terms, but he isn't far right.

Marxism has two meanings, and both kinds of marxism are terrible. However, you don't need a ph.d to know this.

Oh, dont get me wrong, marxism is fucking retarded. The problem I have with lobsterson is when he talks about it hes almost always vague to the point where it seems like he doesn't understand it or he is leaving enough room for interpretation that everyone is going to walk away with a different message. Marxism may be pretty fuckin dumb, and it is a bit complex but it has some very well-defined ideological structures and he makes it sound extremely wishy-washy when it isn't at all.

I think one problem is that he is not only criticizing Marxism on its own, but also things that correlate with Marxism.

Judging things within context is usually a good approach, especially for issues that are not black or white. But for Marxism, this approach is unnecessary overkill. Get to the point! I am not watching you talking 20 min about how Marxism is bad. I already know this...

I'd agree, I remember he used to try to say that postmodernists are more or less repurposing Marxist ideology which, considering there seems to be a lot of overlap between postmodern thought and critical theory (which is, to my understanding, based deeply in Marxist thought) I can see how there may be a connection.

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The problem is I haven't really gotten too much into postmodernism and barely touched critical theory, atm I really just have studied marxism, so I can't say if he's right, and he is so fucking vague that he can't actually draw a solid connection.

get a hobby or at least get laid

Oh plz bby make me into a meme 😭😭😭

ask and you shall receive

He uses "postmodernism" as a catchall buzzword for general lefty idpol bullshit he doesnt like. Its obnoxious.

Yep, we like to call him Juden Peterstein.

Bye

I don't ever want to be seen as supporting the decisions of any internet moderator, but you did the right thing.

I Appreciate it

While it disgusts me to my core to unironically support modcels I must concede that your presence is a necessary pragmatism in these trying times.

Even Hitler had to side with Stalin for a time.

As much as we appreciate your bans, we miss your Tay posting.

Seconded

Active in these communities:

How many wall scrolls does this kid own?

You and distorted are both fags.

And so is the CA scum.

♿️😎RadCent😎♿️

Hey man, wanna come over tonight? I was gonna have some wine and take my pants off, you know, see what happens.

we

Fuck off we’re full

They would despise him as he is an absolutism moralist: commies and fascists are equal to him.

They do hate him but that would get in the way of the circlejerk of projecting leftists using memes from 4chinz

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CAnimals are dumb but not as dumb as fucking chapocels lol

good meme but why does it have a shitty instagram filter on it

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We got a real live CAfugee. Hi

Nah, I haven't posted there in years

Fair enough. Welcome

I just really hate furries.

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Based and not biaspilled.

Based and bussypilled.

Jordan Peterson should be our patron saint. The man is completely inoffensive and milquetoast yet somehow stirs large groups of people into a seething rage. His ability to create drama without putting any effort into it is god-tier. He doesn't even troll people. He just speaks to them with civility in that weird Kermit the Frog voice and only points out things that are completely obvious and undeniable. It's like a goddamn magic trick, and I'm fucking jealous that I can't figure out how he does it.

I agree 100%. He’s great, I just call everything and everyone alt right,conspiracy theorists, etc etc to take away the words meanings’ and red pill liberals teetering on the edge of seeing the light.

he’s great

great for dramacoin but in no other way

If you're great for dramacoin you don't have to be good in any other way.

I’m not arguing with you there but it should still be said that he’s not good for anything else

implying dramacoin market impact isn't the sole objective measure of greatness

I mean most of what he says is just logical common sense, but he’s not American, super polite, and sounds like Kermit the frog. So it’s super hard for the MSM to attack him. They use blue check marks as their pibbles to discredit him as some sort of Neo nazi alt righter. He’s sort of like tucker, he was supposed to be /theirguy/ with the pedigree and all, but used their accolades to attack the hand that fed them.

I have feelings and emotions too, so I definitely lean liberal on a number of topics, but as a free thinker there is no way I could get behind mainstream democrats.

Tldr

Where’s long post bot when ya need him?

Cope

S E E T H I N G

sounds like someone needs to wash his/her penis

Why wash if no one is ever going to see it???

"Mr. Peterson, is hierarchy real?"

Peterson: "I am not sure what you mean by this. Depending on your definition, of course hierarchy is real. Even lobsters have hierarchy and you can actually measure how it affects their brain."

Chapos: "WTF, I can't believe he actually said this. Fucking alt right nazi! Why would he even mention lobsters, the absolute rape apologist!"

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ROFL

Don't insult lobster daddy!

In a world that encourages you to play the victim, to oppress others under the guise of being oppressed, very few people can talk sense into someone benefiting from that system. I used to benifit from that system and actively took part in it, much to my shame. It was an easy way out. Are you female? Are you a female of colour? Are you a female of colour who also happens to be gay? Well I happened to be all of the above. It's easy for people categorised by the extreme left to fall into their hands. They dress it all up in nice words like equality and feminism when the underlying themes isn't about helping out minorities or women but rather bringing down those who oppose their particular ideological point of view.

Jordan B Peterson didn't exactly pull me out of the Social Justice circle but he gave my life meaning afterwards. Is there some truth in gender inequality? Yes there is, but because of him I've stopped blaming and trying to change others, and I've started changing myself. I have to thank him for pulling me out of the group mentality that stole my individuality. It's because of amazing people like Peterson that lost people like me can come out of the chains of being bound to group identity. I can't for the life of me express how freeing it is to think for myself and not be bound by the irrational concepts of the group mentality. He taught me responsibility and to own the truth. I strive every day now to only speak the truth. It's hard speaking the truth, being a closeted gay, but the burden really does lift off your shoulders when you do it.

I don't know if he'll ever read this but I have never looked up to a man as much as I have Jordan. I feel like my bias towards him clouds my judgement of some of his teachings but it's hard not to fall in love with someone as genuine as him. He pulled me out of a destructive path, a path where I would pin the blame on others for my failings, and never have to own up to my own actions. If it weren't for him, I would still be the little sack of pathetic shit I was before, and I'm still exactly that but I'm getting better, getting more informed.

Also I finally have a clean room.

Thank you Jordan B Peterson.

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