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Probably the cheaper the way for the health insurance company.

Terrible truth, enormously cheaper.

It's working as intended, what's the point of this post?

CMV: Boomer conservatives shouldn't be allowed to have access to Obamacare if they hate it so much

I think this is a pretty rational take

Bases

And overdosedpilled

I agree, and you can apply this to so many different things.

CMV: Leftist politicians who advocate for higher taxes should be forced to pay those rates rather than benefiting from tax cuts.

CMV: Republicans against abortion should not be able to have their mistresses’ babies aborted.

CMV: Welfare recipients who do not pay income taxes should not be allowed to vote.

CMV: Leftists who advocate for open borders should be forced to house and provide for illegal immigrants.

CMV: Chapotards who hate the police should not receive the benefits of their services, their numbers should be blocked by police dispatchers.

CMV: Minorities who cry about how terrible America is shouldn’t be allowed to live here. (Ghana wants you back!)

The list goes on and on

I agree

We live in a society

I will shove my balls in your ass kid, do not tempt me with a good time

Daddy

Kiss me pls

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

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We also die in a society

Heh, I agree with all of it

> Only one out of six is negative towards republicans.

This is not radical centrism and I am quite suspicious you might be a daddy supporter.

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My apologies friend, you're clearly a rad centrist.

No reason to change a correct view

I think regardless of how we feel here we can basically agree that Captain Marvel was an important film.

North Carolina

Every time

Sometimes it's South Carolina

Or West Carolina Virginia

Florida, Ohio, Kentucky, Pennsylvania all prime suspects too.

And don’t count out Arizona for a half second

Lol... Woman couldn't stop her preteen son from smoking weed but expects insurance companies to stop him as an adult from going on a binge...

33k to take one more mayo off the books is a bit pricey, but at least its well meaning

33k is a waste.

There was a bunch of economists who found that if you introduce narcan, the wonderdrug of addict apologists, it actually increases overdose deaths bc addicts feel like they can go for that extra bump.

Lotta butthurt over that but, as they point nout, narcan is cheap...

Unironically thanks Obama

>Brown person gets $5 extra in food stamps

"Welfare queen reeeeeeee"

>mayo gets $33k, spends it on drugs instead of paying debts incurred from the last time he chimped out

"This isn't fair he was a gud bou"

"It's the insurance company's fault that this gud boi spent his $33k on drugs instead of paying his medical bills"

From the same people who constantly screech about personal responsibility

Her son's life mattered

Uhhh......

legalize drugs and let all these retards who think constantly being high is cool die and use their bodies in human-fired electrical plants

Can a take this libertarian be radical centrist?

there is nothing more radically centrist than letting people choke to death on their own logic

OWNED by their own FACTS and LOGIC!

The power plants should be state-owned and run.

Perfect

They tend to be fat too and grease fires tend to spiral out of control. A bunch of crematoriums refuse people over a certain size now.

after being caught with marijuana. He was 13.

It's totally not a gateway drug though.

Its not a gateway drug because the vast majority of people who smoke weed as teenagers don't become addicted to harder drugs. STFU Boomer.

pot bongers are 85 times more likely to use cocaine

That study is typical boomer-level trash. It's comparing normal people that are mature enough to get fucked up on occasion and keep their shit together to complete losers who never had a night of fun in their life. I don't like to interact with anyone who hasn't experimented with drugs. Boring ass people.

And of course the mayo wine mom blames Obamacare. All things considered, this turned out to be a best case scenario, minus all the left over drugs likely being confiscated by the cops.

Also one of (((our surgeons))) was obviously never paid for fixing his jaw.

Another druggie down seems good to me.

And nothing was lost

lol at the slav pic haha

Everything's expensive these days, even killing yourself 😡

Disgusting degenerate. I have no sympathy for these heroin and fent junkies. They chose their paths in life.