Naming cereals while ugly 56% white people punch me. Making "ok" hand signs in photographs. Marching with torches. Calling black people gorillas. Masturbating to photographs of families with several conservatively-dressed white children. Secretly lusting after traps while publicly calling for their deaths. Fantasizing about the wonderful TV version of the 1950s that never existed. Pointing out that everything I don't like is a dirty trick the Jews are playing on me. Something about clowns HONK HONK. See? I speak your language. I am one of you. I am fren.

So, we have been banned by the Admins. Oh well. They're tricksy Juden, so it was just a matter of time. /r/drama has been kind enough to prepare a nice camp for us as we transition into full citizenship. Please officially check in in this thread to request approved poster status before placing your clothing on one of the numbered hooks and stepping into the shower room. Mods are standing by ready to drop approvals through that trap door in the ceiling.