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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Eh? What's this aboot?

We dumped our shit on a shithole thinking they wouldn’t notice among their shit, and now the shithole doesn’t want our shit anymore

With this and the whole Assange situation it seems like people not cleaning up after themsleves has had a major impact on world politics. Was Pxterson right all along??? 🤔🤔🤔

More context? They just sent a ship of trash to the Philippines just because?

Most western countries don't recycle. Not recycle in the way people imagine. The nice, efficient, and clean recycling plants? Yeah...that is bullshit.

In reality, the stuff is shipped in containers to the third world to be processed by hand. Legally, its required that the actual contents are agreed upon. What was happening was toxic waste was getting deported with little or no hope for processing.

There needs to be recyclables or else...why the hell would anyone take the shit. Well...Canada, like a lot of Western countries, took a blind eye to trash companies illegally sending stuff over.

Places like the Philippines tended to not raise too much of an issue either, when the price of metals was up. They made enough money where they kind of put up with it. Right now, there is no money in recycling. So most countries are getting sick of all the shit getting sent because even with metals in it, there is no profit.

Holy shit, I live in Costa Rica (a third world shithole) and I have literally never heard of this lmao.

Ever heard of the ship breaking yards of India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh? Basically one day, a ship ran aground in India and it started the ship breaking industry there.

No environmental protections, no worker safety. These countries need steel. So ships that were once a nightmare cost to get rid of because of pollution control...these ships became worth something.

Its completely illegal but its big business. Hell France tried to dump the Clemenceau onto India. It took an order from the Supreme Court of India to force France to take it back. Military ships are a NIGHTMARE to process safely. And we aren't talking about a small ship they were trying to sneak it...it was a goddamn aircraft carrier.

I had to go to one of the yards in Bangladesh. I was commissioning a steel mill inland and we needed to see the quality of the metals being processed. This is basically the level of industry we were trying to replace. Holy shit was that depressing. But a place like Bangladesh, they have no natural deposits of iron.

Literally every single one of their skyscrapers are built with reclaimed ship steel, at a tremendous cost in human lives.

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Pardon me. Based and green pilled Vancouver dumped their garbage on the shithole. The regular parts of Canada use landfills like civilized people.

Based Filipino Daddy!

This is basically political posturing

Though if he actually wanted to, they could probably ship it there and offload it with some other goods. Nobody's patrolling every square inch of Canada for littering.

soiled adult diapers

Based AF that they specified adult. Do better Canada, jeez.

yeah fuck that country for having citizens that live long enough to need them

Yes. Fuck them. Good healthcare leads to strain on developing countries. Oldies need to log off already.

it took you 11 whole minutes to come up with that lukewarm take? you're slipping bra

I’m watching a movie frick offf.

spraken ze English, douchelander

It was Kalifornia. Oddly compelling. I like 90’s film tho so ymmv.

Do we really need old people though? Once you're too feeble to refrain from shitting yourself, maybe we should take em out behind the proverbial barn

look i dont really disagree with the underlying sentiment there, but in the grand scheme of things that's a pretty nice problem for a country to have. like, venezuela wishes.

CANCEL OLD PEOPLE

Swap granny for 4 protein bars

Day of the pillow!

Senilicide culture, best culture. At some point you have to realize your heights are over and leave society for the young.

This, Plato did nothing wrong.

The theory of forms is horseshit.

I’m about to establish a philosopher king in your asshole

very fitting username for this comment lmao

Cool, maybe you can do what Plato couldn't.

They’re more likely soiled by ABDL degenerates in Toronto

> implying Trudeau doesn’t have a baby fetish and isn’t shitting himself wearing nappies while jerking off literally 24/7

y'know, i heard one time he fucked a crocodile

No that was your mom lmao

Yeah if they had shittier healthcare there would be no old people so no one to wear adult diapers

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He still hasn't bothered to ride his jetski out to Scarborough Shoal like he promised. 😒😒😒 It's too much to expect him to cross the Pacific.

Do the Philippines have a cultural outfit trudeu could wear to ease tensions

The best timeline would include Trudeau showing up as a rag wearing druggie to relieve tensions with the Philippines.

Da Kine and Quiksilver

he will figure something out

here: trying to ease tensions with the US

don't know what an islamicist is, but: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Islamist

Philippine vs Poutine, let's go

I've got my money on the asian mexicans

Idk man, Canadians are pretty racist, we just don’t vocalize it. If we were given the opportunity to shoot some Mexican gooks i think we’d be okay

But then they'd win.

Canadians are getting too big for the britches tbh, they need to be taken down a peg or two

🇨🇦🤯💥🔫😀👍🇵🇭

War of 1812 never forget

A Filipino-Canadian war would be hilarious tbh.

Like watching two kittens fight.

lets fucking do it man ive been waiting for something like this

Fucking baste

Phillipines doesn't have nukes, what's the point

Based and dutertepilled

Based Trudeau.

Get Duterte to declare war. Use this guy 360 no scope him. Declare war ended and move on.

Duterte is too agitated all the time to stand still for 10 seconds while the bullet is in flight.

Canada has two national sports, hockey and lacrosse. Both regularly allow and expect their players to get into punching matches midgame. The referees give them space to spaz out because otherwise the game is too boring.

The national sport of the Philippines is stabbing each other.

This war could be mighty retarded.

I've been tricked into watching hockey a half dozen times now with the promise of violence, there never is any.

Canada's one and only national sport is talking about American domestic politics online.

including soiled adult diapers

Lol leafs.. Go to a toilet lmao

Designated shitting pants.

That sounds like more of a burger thing tbh.

Its times like this where I think "what would Stan Rogers do"

punish me, daddy duterte 😳 😳 😳

A risky move

Then why are they all nannys and nurses?I honestly dont think there is a single millionaire filipino in all of canada. At least in america the mexicans have normal jobs too but the canadian-mexicans (aka filipinos) all come here to work as nannys for 5 years and then become nurses. If that doesnt work out they work at tim hortons

The cry of the bourgeois before they learn what REAL power is.

How does he know of SRD?

Why'd they send it to Philippines? I'd imagine places like Papua would gladly take the trash for some cash.