same, but who's MasterLawlz?

out Out OUT

caring about jannies or powerusers

imagine being you lmao

50k combined karma

sweaty, it's okay

caring about imaginary internet integers

cope harder boi

thinking Lawlz is a mere poweruser or jannie

Oh, honey...

MasterLawlz was a site like ifunny, 9gag, fark, the chive, and ebaumsworld combined.

I reported this so Lawz gets to see.

He searches by his name every 2 hours or so 😖

he's ghosting us 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

🎶I want Lawlz

I want him so bad

I want La-a-a-awlz

I want him so ba-a-a-ad, it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad🎶

The biggest oversight with how G-d created MasterLawlz is that he's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight fatty ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with his crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as he whispers terribly dirty things to me through his fat juicy lips.

get in line buddy.

u/phedre? Is that you?

I've heard tale round these parts of a high res version of the MasterLawlz picture, but as the legend goes the mods had to suppress it because all who beheld it immediately creamed their pants.

For a brief period, there were nothing but MasterLawlz stickies far as the eye could see.

Lol imagine not having the pic already saved on your phone

If you get to do him before me I'm going to be SO mad.

ok given you're 100% lawl's alt, is this considered masturbation?

http://masterlawlz.com

I NEED TO FUCKING BREED MASTERLAWLZ, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE GUYS, YOU'VE DONE THIS TO ME, I NEED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LITTLE zhcyiD9 SLUT. STICK MY DICK IN HIS BUSSY, FUCKING EAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE, PUT HIS SWEATY TOES IN MY FUCKING MOUTH, FUCK HIS EAR HOLES

I NEED TO DO IT GUYS, I CANT FUCKING WAIT ANYMORE, I NEED TO FUCK HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

MOTHERFUCKING.... STUPID FUCKING.... SEXY LAWLZ.... LITTLE FUCKING WHORE...

FUCKING WHOREEE.... MAKING ME TYPE WITH ONE FUCKING HAND, YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST FUCKING BRAP ON ME ON ALREADY, YOU DUMB WHORE, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Let's tag team Lawlz together?

Are we in the ironic fanfic phase or the unironic fanfic phase? I need to get ready for the inevitable drug crash and/or unendearing attentionwhoring/ mod insanity/ mod implosion/ discord implosion that always happens and those two stages are always confusing.

Excuse me but this is a family friendly subreddit, please hide your shame deep down the like the rest of us do 🙈🙊🙉

https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg

i want to be masterlawlz's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on his breasts. his magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. he would stick his bus-bus and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for him to bleed all over me. i want to feel his lawlzy blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb his bus-bus juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her his bus-bus lawlz blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in his lawlz bus-bus and revel in his red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want him to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that his masterlawlz bus-bus blood and juices spill all over his masterlawlz face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.