You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Thank you for calling this mod out! What an idiot.

>Their humor is pretty obtuse, I don't think the intricacies of deception in crowdfunding and half-witted campaign creators are their cup of tea.

Famous last words for /r/shittykickstarters

Listen here chud, I seen enough Contrapoints to know conservatives gonna sneak pepe the frog into crowdfunding

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate that sub's humor.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a kickstarter tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Now that you mention it, I should probably ban all CAfugees from /r/beachcombing, while I still have the chance.

I made it very clear that CAnazis are not welcome on my newly created about shoehorns.

Good work, brozzer. Allah will reward you greatly for your work.

alhamdulillah habibi

God damnit. My grandfather's shoehorn broke just like a week ago. It was dope and old - I think it was made out of bakelite. Why am I too stupid to take pictures?

damn!

Thank god for the reminder now my very active sub is safe.

Any chud who wanders into /r/beercirclejerk will be forced to buttchug Rogue Sriracha Hot Stout

Rogue Sriracha Hot Stout

Why does that exist

Portland.

Because God doesn't

Rogue is basically if redditors ran a brewery.

Right down to the fart-sniffing preachiness/abusive employment practices dichotomy. You know every person on r/politics would accept sweatshop dollars to retire early, if the choice were available.

Right down to the fart-sniffing preachiness/abusive employment practices dichotomy. You know every person on r/politics would accept sweatshop dollars to retire early, if the choice were available.

Damn, one guy said "virtue signaling" and the vote counts just flipped, even though the general opinion is essentially in agreement. They seriously think it belongs to the alt right:

This would be more convincing if you didn't use their stupid "virtue signaling" expression.

The Leftoid is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a socialist, parasite, cum guzzler, cock holster, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a virtue signaller and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

There are a lot of kickstarters made by "creative" liberal types. It'd be easy to turn that sub into an endless stream of shittykickstarters featuring SJWs with the comments just making fun of liberals.

It does get pretty cynical in there. TBH I prefer the more 'Internet Detective' posts, where people dig up the juicy, juicy dirt on a scam, rather than 'lol this is stupid' posts.

Some I just look at and worry about the creators mental health:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1401357387/it-works-football-head-protect?ref=discovery

I'd assume their concern is linked to the thing Sam Hyde is doing about shitty kickstarters.

Every subreddit should be forced to take their share of refugees.

r/Britposting mods, how many will you be accepting?

This is like Justin Trudeau holding a press conference to say that he won't accept any Guatemalan migrant caravans.