I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Owning the libs by feeding the homeless 👏

libtard destroyed

So we should send bananas to that Jewish manlet?

This but only ironically. Do not feed the homeless. It's like feeding a stray cat, it will only lead to more begging for food.

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My parents taught me to never give to hobos and my ex thought I was an asshole when I told her I never did. But one time she gave money to a hobo and then he tried following her home.

Never give anything to hobos.

I've given hobos tons of stuff and they've never done anything to me.

I used to buy a bunch of socks and hand them out at homeless "camps."

And then they rape you.

You think he does it for free?

Hey pal sex and reimbursement are social constructs perpetuate by the patriarchy. Show some fucking respect.

Feed a man the homeless, you feed him for a day, teach a man to feed himself the homeless, you feed him for life

That is so very proactive.

What do you think of things like donating to shelters?

I bought a homeless couple whataburger once. The next day at the drive thru they greeted me and asked if I could get them more food. I politely told them to fuck off. Utter parasites

The cold war should have ended with a nuclear mash room above every Amerimutt city. 🍄🤯

DAILY REMINDER THAT WHEN YOU SEE A HOMELESS PERSON NEAR A STARBUCKS, REMIND THEM THAT ITS STARBUCKS POLICY TO ALLOW THEM TO GO LOITER IN THE STORE.

Are black men allowed to loiter or do they still get the cops called?

A few months ago I gave one a few bucks for coffee just in case, pretty sure blacks get to loiter extra hard in Starbucks.

sometimes when I'm out and about, if I see a Starbucks on a corner I go in, demand a cup of water for free, put my feet up on the nearest surface and start commenting on the bodies of all the baristas loudly.

BASTE

Glad to see someone's looking out for the homeless and making sure they don't suffer from horrible oppression by telling people what food is ok to give them.

I'm sure the homeless man was disgusted by the racist subtones and refused to eat said banana

Literally everything is relevant to race, hunger especially.

Woke Black Men are the White Women of Mexican Quinceañeras in Indian Reservations in Elite Coastal Cities.

This but unironically.

This should be a quote for snapshill bot

This is highly specific

This fucking hurts to picture in my head

Be better

"Fact is your concern lacks historical context of the use the banana and likening blacks to monkeys. The banana does not change blacks homelessness or the history of racism. You can’t rape me and then kiss me & think the kiss makes it alright."

Banana-Americans have been taken advantage of for far too long.

when did twitter change their desktop design? these touchscreen icons look awful on a large monitor.

Your question is ahistorical a banana is not a weapon nor does it serve as a symbol to fight racism/poverty/homelessness. On the contrary, it reaffirms racism in that it relates the homeless black man to a monkey.

Or it feeds him...I think reality is slowly losing the funny bits.

a banana is not a weapon

Lmao he should have given the HBO a gun.

He's probably one of those retards who thinks we should arm the homeless population

Yep, should’ve just taken the hobo to a pawnshop, bought him a heap HiPoint. For self protection.

And then dropped him off at a bank so that he could politely ask the patrons for money 😊

Implying a homeless guy couldn't buy a new-in-box HiPoint with his beard dirt and whatever he had in his left pocket at the time

Being unarmed is a choice

Being unarmed is a choice

Cool cuck talk could barely understand over the sudden sounds of the Nintendo theme song and sloshing Soylent that mysteriously filled my head

I think reality is slowly losing the funny bits.

You mean, like a world where comic entertainers reside?

Normal Person: Look, it's a good samaritan giving food to a homeless person. I dare you to find something "problematic" in that interaction.

Woke Twitter: Hold my soy milk.

When you have nothing to worry about you are bound to this sort of attention seeking.

Watch homeless black men die of potassium deficiency due to lack of people giving them bananas.

The Democrats are the real monkeys

clown world poster

OUT

I was working outside on a job one time and this guy walks up to me and says "hey man you got anything you can spare? I'm hungry, I gotta get something to eat!" I didnt have any cash on me but it was close to lunchtime so I pulled out my lunch and said "I dont have any money but I'll split my lunch with you." He was like "I dont want any of that fucking crap." And he walked away in disgust.

That's why you never give the homeless money. The actually needy will happily take your food while the scumbags will fuck off and try to find someone else to scam.

This. 100% this.

I’m never risking the chance that my money could be used to buy the baggie of heroin that kills a junkie, or keeps them drunk.

All of you are pennypinching worryworts.

Just give people who ask you for money 50bucks, if they are hungry they'll buy food if they want to use some money to act human who are you to deny that.

I'm planning on treating a large group of homeless people to Avengers:Endgame just because I bully nerds.

Lol, nice try

It's my money to do with what I want. I'm not supporting anybody's drug addiction unless I get some as a reward.

Sounds like something someone poor would say

Imagine being poor lmao

WAT? Sorry I don't speak poor.

Just skip the middle man and give him an od of fentanyl yourself

Brilliant actually - everyone wins

could be used to buy the baggie of heroin that kills a junkie

It's like you hate self-solving problems

And gave the homeless woman a burger, once, and she actually ate it. For every fake beggar, of which there are many, there are actual people in need.

Yeah the truly needy are happy to get anything like this one guy and his dog who was a migrant worker, old hippy dude. Saw dude with his dog during hot summer and I ended up grabbing him a rotisserie chicken, small bag of dry food, some trail mix. Guy was super thankful for everything, hoping he managed to find a non-seasonal job since I haven't seen him.

I saw a guy near Walmart holding a sign once that said “no money, hungry” or something like that and felt bad for him. When I was inside I kept thinking about him and decided I was gonna buy him a big hoagie. As fate had it, the fucking guy comes up to me and asks “do they sell beer here?” So some poor sap gave the guy money outside for food but he just wanted to get drunk. It changed my outlook completely on handouts and those in need.

I've bought only one homeless guy some beer before. He pretty much said he was having a down right shitty day and asked if I could get him a single tall boy. Was like sure, why the fuck not? At least dude was honest

A hobo in Portland asked me for a nickel because he was just short of buying a tall boy. I gave him a quarter and he planted a big fat nug in my palm. Based hobo

Oh yeah, migrant working hippy I always hooked up when I saw him always would smoke with me. Cause I was selling weed at the time, I'd usually slip a few joints in his bag. Made a big impression that a guy with next to nothing is sharing his shit with me without using it as a means to get access to my money/weed.

That's how you know they just want drug money

The alt-right is out of control.

Even the wokes have turned on him

If an Irish person is starving to death don't you fucking dare give them a potato or a bag of chips you racist cunt.

Make the world a better place, starve the homeless.

I eat the poor to own the chaptards.

I'm doing a cut right now to get down to my weight class for a meet coming up next month and my wife left this bowl full of bananas on my desk, like 12 inches from my laptop. I really, really, really want to eat them, but unfortunately bananas aren't made out of chicken breast or whey powder.

Do you think she's trying to undermine me because she's pregnant? Femmeroids are vindictive that way.

Guarantee it's because she is pregnant and jealous your cutting weight, pregnancy makes em weird as fuck. My buddys wife is preggo and had us running out on 4/20 to grab some food she wanted. Shoulda realized sending 2 stoned(and hungry) guys to the super market is not the best idea HAH!

having a wife

you dumb fuck

1. I have a pre-nup

2. It's cheaper than a maid

3. Tendies.

Who's the dummy now?

It depends on what state you're in, I think. California for example chucks pre-nups for funsies all the time. Not worth the paper they're written on.

It depends on what state you're in, I think. California

lol, Burgercels.

you are the worst person who posts on drama

paradoxically, doesn't that actually make me the best???

Imagine not buying banana you can unironically smush them up your anus.

A couple people replied asking him if he gave anything to the homeless man. This dude keeps saying he gave the hobo a meal. This is a lie; he would have bragged about it in the first tweet if he did.

The best part about this ratio is you know the banana giving never actually happened to begin with.

You can’t rape me and then kiss me & think the kiss makes it alright.

Agree to disagree.

Actually feeding the homeless is a bad thing 😏😏😏

“Hey so you did something having to do with monkeys and I immediately thought of black people so you’re the racist in this context.”

Everyone knows the only thing you're supposed to give the homeless is a bath with a super soaker.

The problem isnt thinking that black people look like monkeys, it’s thinking any other race doesn’t

Lmao, how does this contain sensitive material?

But muh racism!

This is disgusting. He should've given him a watermelon.