Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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No you just you 😏

Your profile is filled with you bragging about “fucking married people” , fucking your “friend’s fiancée” fucking your coworkers husband....etc. I support your decision to not have children!

so its no surprise that she doesn't have any children because her womb probably overdosed on sperm by now

It's hard for a fetus to stick onto the walls of a cumbox

this user is just a_cute_grill ban evading! mods do your fucking job please

how can you say that when its obviously you who's a_cute_grill's dedicated ban evasion account!?

i''ve really fucking had it with these ban evaders!

ikr

>open relationship

imagine actually being this much of an infidel

/u/why_we_need_islam

open relationship

#justkafirthings

The only open relationship allowed is for Chadhammod to have a harem of veiled Stacies.

More like /u/shygirlturnedslutty amirite?

Aaaaand the comment is now gone...

they also removed and banned comments calling OP a liar because "rule 1" states no "disrespectful" comments

but I guess lying to your community is respectful these days...

removed comments: 1430/1704 (83.9%)

Now that’s the real cope right there

It's pretty much the standard on TwoX. They seem to have some weird automated(?) censorship mechanic. Let's look at their top 5 threads this week:

+24k Got mistaken for a female and realized how terrifying it must be to be alone.
removed comments: 1374/1891 (72.7%)

+19k Husband asked our children if his wife was already home
removed comments: 439/553 (79.4%)

+15k I am NOT the help
removed comments: 35/1240 (2.8%)

OP's post

+15k I'm not "a bit rude" for refusing to do your job
removed comments: 492/757 (65.0%)

At this point it's just some shitty free editorial magazine made by a couple of mods.

probably gets locked down once it goes high up on all

high up on y'all

Gonnna be a real big yikers from me dawg

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Lol

Built up a resistance to those swimmers.

Your profile is filled with you bragging about “fucking married people” , fucking your “friend’s fiancée” fucking your coworkers husband....etc. I support your decision to not have children!

Baaaahahhhhaha.

She's either a shit person, or the most likely answer, she fantasizes being a shit person.

and fat

its reads too much like bad fantasy

so all fantasy other than the Sword of Truth then

Imagine being such a sad sack of shit that you fantasize about being a person every sane person would despise. What a basket case.

Sometimes I think the three Ks of hitlerism were right:

Kitchen, kids, and kleaning

Stepford wife best wife.

My money is on a neckbeard tranny sharing his fetish stories

Considering that twox hates trannys, it's safe to rule that possibility out.

TwoX bans all GC foids and regularly have updootfests on tranny stories. Not that it matters here, because we're retardedspeculating on some hidden degenerate's identity.

Whoops you're right. Got twox and gc mixed up. All these sub groups confuse me. I'm boutta make a diagram for myself.

It all makes sense now. It is trannys who fantasize about doing normal things and facing normal every-day-obstacles, but doing so while being a woman.

This is why half of the stories are like "My co-workers were mean to me, but I showed them. I am a woman, btw."

Twox is half trannies at this point, you're thinking gendercritical.

trans women in a subreddit named two X chromosomes

wew lad

The mods addressed this once and apologized for the transphobic name, but it is too late to change the name of the subreddit and simply moving is not easy.

It is. Ask /r/waterniggas lmao

half

that's being generous

Did the whole drama from a fois mod who got kicked from TwoX for not having a penis make it's way here?

A month or so ago, if I recall correctly.

Its exactly the opposite, mouth breather.

Can you get anymore newfriend?

And yet, the stereotypical TwoX YAASSS gurl.

She, by which you mean LARPing novelist whose a man in his late 40s who wishes he was the husband having an affair but he's not even married and probably a virgin, yes

Yeah, none of those shitty adultery stories she writes are real.

She definitely hates kids, though.

*His

Christ, it's like the embodiment of the only posts on /r/TrollXChromosomes that aren't 'Life sucks, everything sucks because of men'

Her entire post history is a long fantasy novella

Including this post. I mean:

It took a few seconds for this to sink in. She then looked at my face intently and commented " You don't look 35, I thought you were 28 at the most."

I replied before burying my face in my book "That's because I don't have kids."

I'm sure the hijackers immediately dropped their box-cutters and started clapping before giving her six million shekels.

God it sounds like every middle age mom's attempt at a novella.

Because I do. I'm a 34 year old woman in an open relationship and the thought of leading a taken man or woman astray turns me on so much. I have a voracious sexual appetite and married please are my meat of choice.

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On a related note, tigerdroppings just discovered the cool wine aunt meme

The thing is nobody thinks they're cool.

Wine aunt Wojack fits this so perfectly

Wtf is TigerDroppings? Oh it's some dumb college sports website...?

some dumb college sports website...?

https://media.tenor.com/images/7050baa79eb77296db05d9a642988583/tenor.gif

huge boomer website that hosts many denizens of drama

the worst/best takes on most things not LSU related

Out newpal

Bruh I been here since the times of noodles and kalaa sorry I don't post on your decrepit college basketball forum

Cops and 😕😕😕 pilled

This just in the cool wine aunt meme has spread to www.HO-ScaleModelTrainEnthusiasts.angelfire.com, the home of the Patrician Drama Poster 😎

Oofta yikers lots to unpack here

I know how this story ends: https://imgur.com/a/zqzWWZe

Swap "dogs" with "24 cats" and it's spot on

It’s a tale as old as time itself.

what is it with white women and their obsession with dogs

🐕💊

all about that knot

Mayo foids fuck dogs.

aa

visit 8chan's /zoo/ and you'll understand

Highly recommended (unless you have some propensity to shoot up mosques, then you'd probably stay away from that site)

First time I saw a pig dick was on /zoo/. Unfortunately it was 90% inside a foid so I wasn't able to see that much.

wait til you see a turtle dick now thats something

I replied before burying my face in my book "That's because I don't have kids."

Is what she wishes she would have said, as she was taking a long bath with a glass of wine and and a trashy romance novel. Another lonely Friday night.

Your profile is filled with you bragging about “fucking married people” , fucking your “friend’s fiancée” fucking your coworkers husband....etc. I support your decision to not have children! 👏👏👏👏

Absolutely basd

Calling troll x based.

Do better, be better.

A broken clock is right twice a day

Yes but these are broken foids.

A broken foid has the possibility of being right once in a while

You're a better man than I Gunga Din for believing this.

troll x

lrn2read

troll x

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/

TwoX

hmm

sarcasm.

Hmmm.

i'm retarded

hmm

Hmmm.

Does anyone actually, seriously believe these stories posted on 2x are true?

nice weeb reference

I like to go on their profiles and see the delusion over time. This one is pretty spicy

The internet is more fun when you believe everything you read.

No, but the people who upvoted it on twox do

Have you ever been to tumblr? Like 80% of these are real.

foid humour.

At long last , I untied his junk and told him he could cum and moan if he wants. He thanked me and did just that. Cum flowed out of his prick as he moaned and whimperd like the owned piece of fuck meat that he is.

A guy wrote this, I have zero doubt.

Of course.

As I fucked her into oblivion, I would call her a filthy slut, I would tell her she's nothing but a set of holes and a pair of tits, I would tell she was my property now and I could use her and toss her aside anytime. As I held her down and raped her (consensual non consent, of course). I would make her repeat all of these things through her tears. I would make her stand upright it as I lifted one of her legs and thrust my strapon into her wet hole.

r/rapekink poster. Unsurprising.

This is pure gold!

Some people want kids and like them and all that jazz, but there's nothing worse than someone trying to convince you that you want kids.

I can think of worse things, /u/ Penguins_in_Sweaters. Like when you cheer on rapists like /u/shygirlturnedsassy.

That place may just be my favourite sub.

heheh.

I deleted my comment, as I didn't do a full background check before commenting. Thanks for the heads up.

A rape kink that doesn't also involve forced breeding is just unproductive smh

Untied his junk what was it in a knot or something

Yes.

dog pilled

and based?

The average human cock is long enough to fold into a fisherman's knot whilst fully erect

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

micro-dick alert

The words were written by a Supreme Gentleman, not myself

Trans

Does not compute

This cope is awesome bc you can tell she feels regret, it is practically dripping from her every word. Then every one of her Vox reading cat lady cohorts chime in for moral support. Good find op 😂

Go listen to Gloria Steinem's interview with Terry Gross on Fresh Air. So much underlying sadness and regret. I felt bad for her actually.

100% GUARANTEED TRUE story, after she totally burned that old lady a flight attendant walked up and handed her a crisp $100 bill. That flight attendants name? Andrea Dworkin.

This story seems fake, Andrea Dworkin can't fit down an airplane aisle

Imagine boasting about transient physical things rather than establishing a family bloodline to endure the generations of tribulation

Too bad that’ll still come to a grinding halt when our world burns in nuclear fire.

Daddy will hit that button sooner or later, by accident or on purpose.

Life will endure after the blast, if it doesn't then I have no reason to be concerned then do I?

The strongest weapon a woman has is her womb the nuke is strong but a woman bearing children is stronger

Have sex lmao

I can only get so erect

Totally believable that a cock gobbler doesnt want kids I'm more surpirsed she didnt have one yet with how open her legs are

The pill and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

As-salamu Alaykum

💯% TRUE STORY 😎😎😎 GET BURNED E🅱️IC STYLE 🔥🔥

I mean if you don't wanna have kids that's ok but why are childfree people so fucking annoying

Because COPE.

A humans purpose in life is to reproduce. Every signal your body sends has one underlying goal: to ensure that you have as many offspring as possible. Some people think theyre above that and try to actively fight their purpose. They can succeed for a while, but nature always wins. For men this usually ends in either violent outbursts or eventually giving in and marrying some 20yo at 60. With women, this is more funny. When then turn 30 they start to experience significant urges to procreate. But since they are so strong they suppress them and focus on their career. Eventually their body gives up and they become infertile. Soon after they realize that they accomplished what they wanted for so long: They have become a genetic dead end. They realize they failed at the most simple part of being an organism. They try to convince themselves that it was worth it, but deep down they know the truth. They are a failure.

K

Where’s longpost bot when we need him?

Knows that messing with me doesnt end well.

My body is telling me my base underlying goal is to get drunk and shitpost on reddit.

It never began for geneticdeadendcels.

Same

Um sweaty, then why do so many people volcel themselves by doing this? 💅💅💅

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Same reason as all of the other proselytizers. 50% are true believers (seriousposters) and the other 50% are insecure and unsure of their own lifestyle but wish to seek validation among others (Cooper's)

Excuse me, there is nothing wrong or mean-spirited about childfree people!!!

It's only childfree foids that act like this. They're the most self important, fragile, and retarded people on the planet.

nah men do it too

Got banned from there a few minutes ago just for saying

Then everybody stood up and clapped

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She just likes to sit down with a nice book. And then explore the world and go traveling and sip coffee from a big mug with both hands

You know what never happens? This:

Mr A: "Hey, I got myself a puppy 4 months ago. I really love my dog. Maybe you want to have a dog, too."

Mr B: "No, I do not want a dog actually."

Mr A: "Okay, maybe in a few years, who knows."

Mr A later on the internet: "OMG somebody just told me I should have a dog! But I do not want to. And never will. My 72yo neighbor actually has no dog and he travels the world every year! This is who I want to be when I am old!!!!!"

I think you're referring to Mr B. In the last quote.

Of course

r/dogfree

A subreddit of terrible people.

It would be much better if it was a parody of childfree

“You look 28 at the most.”

“It’s because I don’t have kids”

F o u r h u n d r e d p o u n d s

Who even says 28? I can understand 25 or 30 or saying something like late 20s but who uses the precise number 28?

Look at her post history, she's a sociopath

we should be celebrating that these people aren't adding to the population

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Then everyone stood up and clapped, as Albert Einstein himself shook her hand.

Also r/childfree is the most bitter subreddit I've ever seen lol.

That link is staying blue. I have better use of my time than reading a bunch of bullshit from f-aggot numales and... women.

I replied before burying my face in my book "That's because I don't have kids.

And with this single sentence we can confirm this "experience" never happened in reality. Only in her lonely vindictive mind.

Ummm kids aren't ruining your looks, being a white foid over 29 years old is what's ruining your looks sweaty!

Am an Indian born male. Also 35, no kids. In India getting married and having kids is a sacred right of passage that has to be completed no matter what. Any other choice / opinion is not accepted and looked down upon very vehemently. extremely frustrating point of view. Good on ya.

Coping currycel.

The absolutely sorry state of these faildaughters.

what the fuck

She seems lovely.

It took a few seconds for this to sink in. She then looked at my face intently and commented " You don't look 35, I thought you were 28 at the most."

I replied before burying my face in my book "That's because I don't have kids."

Then the entire plane clapped, right? Pilot himself came and gave her $100%.

She thinks her career will sustain her for life lmao. Look forward to her hitting 40 and realizing she can never safely have kids and scramble to find some desperate dude who'd been married before knock her up.

then everyone clapped

/u/shygirlturnedsassy post your feminine penis please.

They care because for some people raising children it’s their only accomplishment in life. Saying you don’t want kids is saying you don’t really give a shit about their lifetime achievement

Today TWOXers were one step away from being self-aware.

And everyone clapped.