Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Not really, rents are insane here. Also the suburb that it's in has MANY actually good restaurants at a variety of different price points. Pretty much everywhere in Melbourne has vegetarian/vegan options too.
I walked past the place because I live in the area and it just looked like yet another cafe that sells $20 toast. Melbourne loves to jerk itself off to expensive coffee and smashed avocado on toast with poached eggs - alienating 50% of the human race is a fantastic way to go out of business lmao
Lol I'm at work and literally within 1km of Monash.
Tfw dramanauts are too close to home
Honestly though, a lot of the performative wokeness I read about online doesn't seem to extend into reality. I'm constantly hearing online about how SJW Melbourne is but it's mostly just extremely online people in Northcote.
You underestimate the amount of faggots that make up the male population. I'd bet there was tons of men going to this business, giggling like a little girl that they had to pay more to fight the good fight.
Now listen here. My grandson didn't go to all the trouble of setting up this whole Internet thing on my computer just for strangers to be rude to me. My dad used to tell me "your never too old to learn new things" but also "your never too young to be nice". You might want to take a lesson young man hahahahaha
You underestimate the amount of faggots that make up the male population. I'd bet there was tons of men going to this business, giggling like a little girl that they had to pay more to fight the good fight.
'The way the world responded (to the man tax) showed us how fragile masculinity is and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy,' the post said.
No bitch, you just spent way too much time in two chromosomes and thought a business idea popular in your online bubble would do well in real life.
It's always confusing, due to the civil war in the LGBT community between lesbians and trannies, does this place accept them or kick them to the curb.
If it does accept them, can't i just say i feel like a girl to get around the man tax? If they try to say I'm a man i can hittem with the bigot line.
Also
The way the world responded (to the man tax) showed us how fragile masculinity is and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy
It's honestly amazing. You open a business, impose a shit idea. You're shit idea gets the business closed, and instead of grasping any form of reality, you'd rather write it off as a progressive martyr.
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CTH, where people who never worked a day in their life fight for workers rights and trannies who can't order a pizza over the phone due to anxiety dream about communist revolution. Truly a magical place.
trannies becoming insanely vocal have been the best unintentional gift to the rightoids. Every single thing foids try to do gets shut down because someone always whataboutisms the trannies.
If these two dipshits manage to flee their creditors long enough maybe they can try again. This idea would be perfect for Portland.
I heard vaginaed women are now the actual homophobes, since straight men could care less if another dude looks at their dick-butt-balls combo. If you don’t eat your boyfriends scrum, sorry girl, you hate gays and you are literally Hitler.
Nah straight commission. My company gives me 120 a day, but i need to pay them off at the end of the month, which ends up being 2400 a month. Everything over 2400 is straight profit for me to keep. And idk, I've had days where I've made like 800 bucks in a day, and other days where I've made 40 bucks for working 9 hours. Just gotta have more good days than bad. Ac season is starting up tho, and most acs pay me like 15-40 bucks, so even just selling 10 to 15 a day is decent money.
Let me have your attention for a moment. So you’re talking about what? You’re talking about, bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn’t want to buy, somebody that doesn’t want what you’re selling, some broad you’re trying to screw and so forth. Let’s talk about something important. Are they all here? … Well, I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee’s for closers only. Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s Levene? … You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? … You certainly don’t pal. ‘Cause the good news is you’re fired. The bad news is you’ve got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. ‘Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. You get the picture? You’re laughing now?
The way the world responded (to the man tax) showed us how fragile masculinity is and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy
lmao
Can you absolutely imagine if some based gays opened up a restaurant with a female tax
I'm sure we'd see a full display the unbreakable fortitude of femininity
Accusing your enemies of "______ fragility" is basically the same thing as when American boomers complain about millennials being offended all the time, even though their daily schedule is "1. yard work 2. get triggered by liberals/leftists on the internet and share Chapotard-style fantasies about mass execution of their political enemies 3. tweet directly at Donald Trump to thank him for his service every night before bed"
It's always confusing, due to the civil war in the LGBT community between lesbians and trannies, does this place accept them or kick them to the curb.
The in-your-face woketards are usually pro-trans, or at least go through the motions of being pro-trans because they know that it's expected of them. If you ever wonder why /r/gendercritical users seem so miserable all the time, it's because TERFs are a hated minority literally wherever they go. The mainstream world hates them for being RF, and rose Twitter hates them for being TE.
If these foids had any business sense they would have opened a feminist steak house and sports bar, and then hired hot chicks in Slut Walk outfits to serve the food
Imagine being such a dumb vapid cunt that you think the shitty "man tax" idea you saw on TwoX was a good idea only to watch it blow up in your face. Furthermore, imagine being so utterly fucking pants on head retarded and self righteous that you blame your failure on everything but your stupid business practices
imagine being so utterly fucking pants on head retarded and self righteous that you blame your failure on everything but your stupid business practices
Having been around the world I can say Australia has easily the biggest save face culture of any anglo nation. Even in minor ways, -insert bad thing in australia- and every aussie in the thread is immediately pops up to distance themselves like it reflects bad on them personally.
imagine being so utterly fucking pants on head retarded and self righteous that you blame your failure on everything but your stupid business practices
Having been around the world I can say Australia has easily the biggest save face culture of any anglo nation. Even in minor ways, -insert embarrassing thing in Australia- and a bunch of Aussies pop up to personally distance themselves from it, as if it reflects poorly on them.
The last article I saw about a women’s gym was of people complaining that the decor was too girly. They wanted exactly what the men had but didn’t want to be in the same space as them
You still have to make money on the food you provide and a week of discounts every month would sink you. The smart thing would be free coffee refills or something for women.
If it costs you 10$ to make the meal and you sell it for 15$ then you’re fucked if you offer a discount of 18% for your targeted customer for a week every month.
That’s just a retarded hemorrhaging of money on top of an already retarded idea for restricting your customer base.
Base prices would obviously be adjusted so that the after-discount price is still viable. It's truly incredible that you can't wrap your head around that.
I opened a restaurant where the prices are the same but women have to wait 63% longer for their food to combat the gender disparity in criminal sentencing.
If more men did their part for feminism and will fully gave extra money to the great owners of this great establishment, we could have seen real change. REAL. CHANGE.
Valerie Solanas was hoping for that many decades ago, and yet here we are.
Of course the proper response would be for wimmin to step up and do their share, not wait for the good fairy to make machines do it all. "Institute automation!" they cry, thinking all they have to to is wave a hand-painted banner instead of do the hard part themselves.
We're a fucking sight closer to automating vaginas, and then where will women be lol?
The way the world responded (to the man tax) showed us how fragile masculinity is and solidified the necessity for us to confront and dismantle patriarchy,'
I wouldn't mind seeing a few small scale civil wars in the USA.
Having hicks finish off Rad Libs would be refreshing.
Chapo would be too terrified to LARP for a while.
Maybe the Hicks could do some public service and entertain the Chapocels desire for a civil war?
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-04-24
Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.
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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 fernguts 2019-04-24
Where the fuck is /u/longpostbot when you need him?
1 goonygorilla777 2019-04-24
*clown car honks softly in the distance *
1 Fataleo 2019-04-24
More apt than it should be.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-04-24
The nose honks for thee
1 StockHyde 2019-04-24
Shit, you got me. Laughed like a bitch.
1 diggity_md 2019-04-24
Imagine a "Lol, Internet" meme from 2004 but it's in current year and the text reads "lol, women"
1 kitkat395 2019-04-24
honk
1 goonygorilla777 2019-04-24
honkhonkhonk
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-24
Advance, Australia fair!
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-24
Unironic improvement on our actual anthem TBH.
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-24
What's truly mind blowing is a vegan cafe in Melbourne went under.
1 mortar_ant 2019-04-24
Not really, rents are insane here. Also the suburb that it's in has MANY actually good restaurants at a variety of different price points. Pretty much everywhere in Melbourne has vegetarian/vegan options too.
I walked past the place because I live in the area and it just looked like yet another cafe that sells $20 toast. Melbourne loves to jerk itself off to expensive coffee and smashed avocado on toast with poached eggs - alienating 50% of the human race is a fantastic way to go out of business lmao
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-24
I'm just shitposting, I live in the Monash area.
1 mortar_ant 2019-04-24
Lol I'm at work and literally within 1km of Monash.
Honestly though, a lot of the performative wokeness I read about online doesn't seem to extend into reality. I'm constantly hearing online about how SJW Melbourne is but it's mostly just extremely online people in Northcote.
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-24
Yep moved here from Brisbane last year and am annoyed I can only be outraged ironically 😤
1 dumbnormieswine 2019-04-24
literally work there
1 Red_of_Head 2019-04-24
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-04-24
Mfw
1 matt123hihat 2019-04-24
It never began for blackopscells
1 ry8919 2019-04-24
The killing bloke
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-24
Fukken saved
1 cragfar 2019-04-24
This would be better if it wasn't a vegan restaurant. The man tax very well could have made no difference in it's closing.
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
You underestimate the amount of faggots that make up the male population. I'd bet there was tons of men going to this business, giggling like a little girl that they had to pay more to fight the good fight.
1 Fataleo 2019-04-24
Where else would chaptards spend their allowance?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-24
It sure worked in my 20s
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-04-24
lol old
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-24
Now listen here. My grandson didn't go to all the trouble of setting up this whole Internet thing on my computer just for strangers to be rude to me. My dad used to tell me "your never too old to learn new things" but also "your never too young to be nice". You might want to take a lesson young man hahahahaha
1 Zero5urvivers 2019-04-24
Based and boomerpilled
1 Warbring3r 2019-04-24
Top shelf gramps 👌🏻
1 error404brain 2019-04-24
Get off my lawn, zoomer scum.
1 xthek 2019-04-24
Is 23 very early zoomer or very late millennial
1 error404brain 2019-04-24
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Generation%20Z
On the edge, yes, but zoomer nonetheless.
1 SpeakLikeAChild04 2019-04-24
Hot Topic
There are more than a few aChe Guevara t-shirts sold there
1 Fataleo 2019-04-24
Wearing XXL to own the bootlickers.
1 Steve_Blackmom 2019-04-24
Not a very good bet imo
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
Yeah,. can't fault their location.
1 Fletch71011 2019-04-24
Honestly male vegans seem like the types to hate themselves enough to shop at a place like this.
1 meatpuppet79 2019-04-24
They may be biologically male, but...
1 meatpuppet79 2019-04-24
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1 meatpuppet79 2019-04-24
lol
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-24
Unironically getting upvoted in politics
1 VeganAncap 2019-04-24
Male vegan here, identity politics/intersectionality/man tax are all bullshit.
Fuck this shop and fuck the owner. Good riddance, hope she gets financially raped in the fallout.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-04-24
Is this turbo-austism?
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
Honestly surprised they did fail given the reputation Melbs has.
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-04-24
Soy is vegan though
1 shortfacepugg 2019-04-24
No bitch, you just spent way too much time in two chromosomes and thought a business idea popular in your online bubble would do well in real life.
1 Steve_Blackmom 2019-04-24
"I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying"
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
It's always confusing, due to the civil war in the LGBT community between lesbians and trannies, does this place accept them or kick them to the curb.
If it does accept them, can't i just say i feel like a girl to get around the man tax? If they try to say I'm a man i can hittem with the bigot line.
Also
It's honestly amazing. You open a business, impose a shit idea. You're shit idea gets the business closed, and instead of grasping any form of reality, you'd rather write it off as a progressive martyr.
1 MingLi_ 2019-04-24
Wtf is this srslongpost
Dude bussy lmao
1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-04-24
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1 ReBurnInator 2019-04-24
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1 nanonan 2019-04-24
Nicely balanced portfolio there.
1 MingLi_ 2019-04-24
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1 waldothered 2019-04-24
Srs post but also that’s all of the world. Probably didn’t even try out the plan until they were going under anyways.
1 Fletch71011 2019-04-24
Imagine saying masculinity is fragile as a white woman. Holy shit, the delusion.
1 YouVacuumInReverse 2019-04-24
Because white women haven’t been oppressed by men?
1 devotedhero 2019-04-24
White foids are easily the most pampered in America, sweaty.
1 FarTooManySpoons 2019-04-24
This article is about upside down land.
1 misophenian 2019-04-24
Upside down land is somehow like America only more so: stupider and fatter.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-04-24
Not even close.
1 misophenian 2019-04-24
Huh. Looks like you're right.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-04-24
I wouldn't have said it if I wasn't right.
1 misophenian 2019-04-24
Seems rude tbh
1 Ironyno 2019-04-24
https://www.heartfoundation.org.au/about-us/what-we-do/heart-disease-in-australia/overweight-and-obesity-statistics
http://www.vwmaps.com/2014/09/19/obesity-in-australia/
1 westphall 2019-04-24
People like to pretend Australia is some paradise, but in reality it's what you would get if Arkansas was a continent.
1 Chicup 2019-04-24
You know what the smartest thing to come out of a white woman's mouth was?
Eisenstein's penis.
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-24
you managed to write einstein wrong
mad props
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-04-24
I imagine he was conflating it with "Einsatzgruppen", easy mistake to make.
1 PotatoChips23415 2019-04-24
SoRrY i DoN't SpEaK cHiNg ChOnG
1 Chicup 2019-04-24
Posting on my phone is always pot luck. Random factors are fun.
1 misophenian 2019-04-24
Nope, just an appreciator of fine cinema.
1 Fletch71011 2019-04-24
Maybe if she lived in Iran instead of Melbourne, I'd see your point.
1 Scopejack 2019-04-24
Watch this white woman sexually assault a man in front of no fewer than three police officers and everyone laughs.
1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-04-24
lmao he was asking for it fuckin gay boy
1 DownvoterAccount 2019-04-24
If they weren't so fragile they wouldn't be oppressed in the first place lol
1 nybbas 2019-04-24
Masculinity is fragile, but walking a dog is white supremacy...
1 strathmeyer 2019-04-24
If it's so fragile.... why do we have to work so hard to demolish it? Don't fragile things break easily?
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-24
They do, but tbf, women are weak.
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-04-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_wo6AFpTc
1 wiking85 2019-04-24
Capitalism is patriarchy shitlord. Avert your male gaze and recognize the horrors masculinity perpetrates on female spaces.
1 SaveMyElephants 2019-04-24
What if she has huge tracks of land?
1 Patsy02 2019-04-24
Chapo and Tranny should overlap by 90%
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-24
CTH, where people who never worked a day in their life fight for workers rights and trannies who can't order a pizza over the phone due to anxiety dream about communist revolution. Truly a magical place.
1 Handytaco 2019-04-24
Pretty accurate honestly.
1 Metatron58 2019-04-24
trannies becoming insanely vocal have been the best unintentional gift to the rightoids. Every single thing foids try to do gets shut down because someone always whataboutisms the trannies.
If these two dipshits manage to flee their creditors long enough maybe they can try again. This idea would be perfect for Portland.
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-04-24
Transgender people have honestly made cis women issues obsolete. Normal women are no longer going to be LGBT Allys anymore lmao.
1 looxmax 2019-04-24
I heard vaginaed women are now the actual homophobes, since straight men could care less if another dude looks at their dick-butt-balls combo. If you don’t eat your boyfriends scrum, sorry girl, you hate gays and you are literally Hitler.
1 Rystic 2019-04-24
Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
I tried to color code it, but i started having an aneurysm tryna figure everything out. Red is love blue is hate or some shit idk.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
Do you unironically work retail
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
Nah sales. Straight commission. If i worked retail i wouldn't be able to use my phone at work, and ugh that sounds horrible.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
Wtf is sales. Do you like sell cars or just sell like cologne or some shit
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
Appliances and electronics. I considered going into car sales but the commission payouts aren't nearly as good as where i work currently.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
So you dont get any wage at all? Or is it like min wage plus commission
Also how mich do you make per day?
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-24
Nah straight commission. My company gives me 120 a day, but i need to pay them off at the end of the month, which ends up being 2400 a month. Everything over 2400 is straight profit for me to keep. And idk, I've had days where I've made like 800 bucks in a day, and other days where I've made 40 bucks for working 9 hours. Just gotta have more good days than bad. Ac season is starting up tho, and most acs pay me like 15-40 bucks, so even just selling 10 to 15 a day is decent money.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
Cool thanks for the information. I like to shit on retail people sometimes being an le epic stem lord but i guess sales can be pretty decent
1 wootfatigue 2019-04-24
I’ve got friends selling clothing on straight commission making $130k per year plus really good benefits.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
and my shit smells like roses
1 Frari 2019-04-24
Let me have your attention for a moment. So you’re talking about what? You’re talking about, bitching about that sale you shot, some son of a bitch that doesn’t want to buy, somebody that doesn’t want what you’re selling, some broad you’re trying to screw and so forth. Let’s talk about something important. Are they all here? … Well, I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee’s for closers only. Do you think I’m fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s Levene? … You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? … You certainly don’t pal. ‘Cause the good news is you’re fired. The bad news is you’ve got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. ‘Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. You get the picture? You’re laughing now?
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-04-24
Sales is the guys that bullshit the client into buying stuff.
1 xthek 2019-04-24
lmao
Can you absolutely imagine if some based gays opened up a restaurant with a female tax
I'm sure we'd see a full display the unbreakable fortitude of femininity
1 UsedTree 2019-04-24
Women already ruin gay bars.
1 General_Iscariot 2019-04-24
Am I missing something or the line beetwen politics and muslims make no sense at all
1 Steve_Blackmom 2019-04-24
Accusing your enemies of "______ fragility" is basically the same thing as when American boomers complain about millennials being offended all the time, even though their daily schedule is "1. yard work 2. get triggered by liberals/leftists on the internet and share Chapotard-style fantasies about mass execution of their political enemies 3. tweet directly at Donald Trump to thank him for his service every night before bed"
1 yunghastati 2019-04-24
i'm happy that /r/drama's message is finally making an impact, trap gf's for everyone paid for by commie mommy.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-24
The in-your-face woketards are usually pro-trans, or at least go through the motions of being pro-trans because they know that it's expected of them. If you ever wonder why /r/gendercritical users seem so miserable all the time, it's because TERFs are a hated minority literally wherever they go. The mainstream world hates them for being RF, and rose Twitter hates them for being TE.
1 cuteman 2019-04-24
No trump? That's not reddit.
1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-04-24
If these foids had any business sense they would have opened a feminist steak house and sports bar, and then hired hot chicks in Slut Walk outfits to serve the food
1 Plexipus 2019-04-24
Somehow I think they could've gotten away with the eighteen percent man tax there
1 Polonium-239 2019-04-24
I have an idea for them, maybe they should learn to code.
1 wiking85 2019-04-24
Hate speech!
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-24
Imagine being such a dumb vapid cunt that you think the shitty "man tax" idea you saw on TwoX was a good idea only to watch it blow up in your face. Furthermore, imagine being so utterly fucking pants on head retarded and self righteous that you blame your failure on everything but your stupid business practices
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
Having been around the world I can say Australia has easily the biggest save face culture of any anglo nation. Even in minor ways, -insert bad thing in australia- and every aussie in the thread is immediately pops up to distance themselves like it reflects bad on them personally.
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
Having been around the world I can say Australia has easily the biggest save face culture of any anglo nation. Even in minor ways, -insert embarrassing thing in Australia- and a bunch of Aussies pop up to personally distance themselves from it, as if it reflects poorly on them.
1 Lone_Nom4d 2019-04-24
I'm glad they tried. I'm glad they were vocal about it. I'm glad it failed. There's literally no downside.
1 Momruepari 2019-04-24
marketing 101 should have been 18% discount for chicks. not 18% tax for men
australians are retarded
1 PM_ME_REDHEAD_BABES 2019-04-24
They're in Brunswick. This is par for the course
1 SuperElf 2019-04-24
you mean Melbourne
1 SuperElf 2019-04-24
you mean Melbourne
1 PM_ME_REDHEAD_BABES 2019-04-24
Its the worst suburb in Melbourne for this garbage. Western Melbourne doesnt have this problem at all.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
That was my idea Too
You dont ceeate a not-man only gym
You create a "womens gym"
1 Doomblaze 2019-04-24
The last article I saw about a women’s gym was of people complaining that the decor was too girly. They wanted exactly what the men had but didn’t want to be in the same space as them
1 Duce_Guy 2019-04-24
Not Australia, just Melbourne which seemingly is a city of only greens voters.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-04-24
But their whole shtick is that they're pissed off little white girls mad at daddy for giving them a privileged upper middle class upbringing.
1 zwiebelhans 2019-04-24
Fuck I feel dumb as shit for not thinking of that.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-24
You still have to make money on the food you provide and a week of discounts every month would sink you. The smart thing would be free coffee refills or something for women.
1 BarredSubject 2019-04-24
It's a change in name not dollar amounts you absolute cretin.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-24
If it costs you 10$ to make the meal and you sell it for 15$ then you’re fucked if you offer a discount of 18% for your targeted customer for a week every month.
That’s just a retarded hemorrhaging of money on top of an already retarded idea for restricting your customer base.
1 BarredSubject 2019-04-24
Base prices would obviously be adjusted so that the after-discount price is still viable. It's truly incredible that you can't wrap your head around that.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-24
What’s amazing is that you’ve come up with an even shittier version of their business plan.
Even they made it almost two years.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-04-24
What's incredible is how you can't stop inhaling cocks
1 BeiberFan123 2019-04-24
That has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
Australian business acumen is an oxymoron.
1 Anaseb 2019-04-24
'Australian business acumen' is an oxymoron.
1 ApugalypseNow 2019-04-24
Then you lose 100% of the virtue signal.
1 lannister_stark 2019-04-24
So nothing of value was lost
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-04-24
Get woke go broke
1 ason 2019-04-24
One of us!
1 xlhat 2019-04-24
Even a boomer paper like this is spitting memes.
Current year +maybe the best timeline.
1 double-happiness 2019-04-24
???
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-24
Im gonna open two restaurants
One that claims to be halal while being kosher
Another that claims to be kosher while being halal
Now thats what i call epic sunglasses 😎
1 TheSomaCruz 2019-04-24
Surprising absolutely no one.
1 Verdreht 2019-04-24
Laughs in Sydney
Fucking degenerate southerners.
1 1--1--2 2019-04-24
All Australians should be lynched
1 Verdreht 2019-04-24
Eat my convict ass
1 imjgaltstill 2019-04-24
What a bunch of batshit insane leg beards
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-24
Patriarchy wins again! I cannot keep up with all this winning!!
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-04-24
Melbourne = Portland
1 VidiotGamer 2019-04-24
Melbourne = Stupid Portland
You don't think it's possible, but it's true.
1 JustStopDude 2019-04-24
Aussies can't even do Australian food right... I can't even fathom eating Australian vegan food...
1 Stenwalden 2019-04-24
And that's a good thing
1 PeeledGrape72 2019-04-24
This website is absolute cancer without adblock, especially on my iPhone
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-24
18 cents per cent? That's like a 1800 percent surcharge!
1 aqouta 2019-04-24
Everything on their menu was ~$20, including fucking avocado toast. fuck the 18% tax what about the we can't make food economically tax?
1 TheBaltimoron 2019-04-24
The cafe actually closed because the womyn working there were consistently unable to calculate 18%.
1 TheBaltimoron 2019-04-24
I opened a restaurant where the prices are the same but women have to wait 63% longer for their food to combat the gender disparity in criminal sentencing.
1 TheBaltimoron 2019-04-24
I opened a family-style restaurant where the women have to pay for everything but only get food every other weekend.
1 Scramble187 2019-04-24
If more men did their part for feminism and will fully gave extra money to the great owners of this great establishment, we could have seen real change. REAL. CHANGE.
1 sevp 2019-04-24
Daily reminder that despite being 50% of the population men commit 99% of all crimes
1 Gil-Gandel 2019-04-24
Prolly find they mine 99% of all coal, generate 99% of all electricity, grow 99% of all food...
1 sevp 2019-04-24
who cares it will all be automated soon
1 Gil-Gandel 2019-04-24
Valerie Solanas was hoping for that many decades ago, and yet here we are.
Of course the proper response would be for wimmin to step up and do their share, not wait for the good fairy to make machines do it all. "Institute automation!" they cry, thinking all they have to to is wave a hand-painted banner instead of do the hard part themselves.
We're a fucking sight closer to automating vaginas, and then where will women be lol?
1 sevp 2019-04-24
Men have stopped most women from doing anything other than being housewives for centuries. We'll get there eventually :)
1 4odastream 2019-04-24
Yikes let’s unpack this racist dogwhistle
1 ItsGettinBetterMan 2019-04-24
COPE
1 GodOfDarknessWine 2019-04-24
I wouldn't mind seeing a few small scale civil wars in the USA. Having hicks finish off Rad Libs would be refreshing. Chapo would be too terrified to LARP for a while. Maybe the Hicks could do some public service and entertain the Chapocels desire for a civil war?
1 Masturb_Chyiff 2019-04-24
I think everything costing 20+AUD is the real reason this place closed down. Ain’t nobody can afford to eat at this shithole.
1 DancingChromosome 2019-04-24
Who cares? Men are trash anyways.
1 4odastream 2019-04-24
OUT