My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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Are you still jerking it to this Weeble, Randy? We talked about her last night already.

This one looks like Daddy.

Are Weebles being used as predictive-programming by whitehats within the DEEP STATE?

That one makes Randy HAVE SEX.

She can choke with those thighs.

She could do that and I wouldn't even sperg out on r-relationship advice.

I like wide hips and thick thighs too bud, but I think if this chick sneezed during sex she'd break your pelvis.

Bonus?

Don't threaten me with a good time

break character

You were just telling us not to eat chocolate and now you're rocketing this monster into stardom Randy. I need consistency.

No one cares, Randy

Imagine gilding yourself to make an unpopular sub think you are cool.

She looks like a Russian nesting doll

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

God DAMN