r/Politics is getting very angry and impatient that Daddy hasn't been impeached yet. They want Drumpf to be impeached immediately!

287  2019-04-25 by GodOfDarknessWine

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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TBH, I was one of those people looking forward to the impeachment just for dramacoin value, but once the report came out I let it go. These people are still desperately holding on like their lives depend on it.

The report shows he basically did attempt to obstruct justice. It’s not as salacious as collusion but it’s still impeachable.

5 dollars says they ain't gon do shit.

Why impeach when you have the perfect villain to run against?

Yeah but that assumes that the Dems aren't going to run a completely incompetent campaign and lose to Daddy

All Dems have to do is go with Biden and it’s a win.

Woketards will vote for him because MSNBC and blue check marks will tell them to. Libertarians might vote for him coz he seems like the type of guy who will lower the age of consent. Makes sense.

10/10

Really? Wouldn't they be better off with someone younger and with a spotless history?

Coulda said the same thing last time round with "anyone but Hillary" and they managed to fuck that up too.

>All dems have to do

They're not gonna do it.

My money is on them rolling with Booker. Who is slowly but surely letting the crazy out

I was thinking if it goes Booker, Warren, or Harris they will lose.

Bernie has polled double digits ahead of trump now for 2 election cycles and Biden is the layman's choice.

But maybe the dnc will choose another hill to die on when they get corrupted by another candidate

It's really amazing how completely inside the conservative bubble some dramatards are when they producing takes like this

Your average drama user is completely politically illiterate, not unlike the sister sub, /r/stupidpol.

I can't wait to see the President bring out all the Sexual Victims of the person he is running against for the 2nd Time!

Y A N G

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G A N G

The Yangtrain died once /pol/ got bored with him.

If a 78 year old white Biden is the dems only hope. They're fucked.

Yeah both Biden and Bernie poll miles past trump. The only way they could fuck this up is if they went with Harris or Warren

There's no way Warren gets the nom. Her poll numbers are in the toilet and the wokes hate her for the Native American fiasco. She's also too far left for the centrists, so with no wokes and no centrists she's done.

Well she is also the milquetoast Bernie with none of the actual pizzaz like marching with MLK and such

Remember 2016 when Democrats closed ranks and turned Bernie's nonviability into a self-fulfilling prophecy? Or 2019 when Biden's sex crimes (hugging) made Democrats conclude that it would be better to have 4 more years of "grab them by the pussy"? The people who make the decisions in the party are people who are so comfortable either way that they don't really care about winning.

I feel like they want Harris cuz she will work for and is compromised by the party over everything, and she will fundraise for the party.

I would laugh if it turns into that shitshow. We will see

Joe Biden has just announced hes running

Or does it just list the testimony of people that claim he did without any supporting evidence?

Anything is fucking impeachable.

On one hand obstruction of justice is impeachable but on the other he fucked with a fraudulent investigation that threatened to get him impeached. I don't think I'd be very friendly to people trying to take me down since the day I took office tbh

Lol not every investigation is going to get people arrested. It's an investigation, not being thrown in jail. Just because they didn't find proof doesn't make it fraudulent lol

Suck more daddy dic tho

I can hardly think of cases where the President was being investigated for wrongdoing and wasn't at risk of impeachment e.g. Nixon, Clinton.

It's funny that you assume I'm DDF just because I sympathize with someone that people have been trying to take down for the last 3 years with anything they can throw

Slurp slurp slurp

Yes

Both of those Congresses had the opposition party in control of both chambers, hence the greater danger of impeachment.

Well that's your perspective because you're on the left but you could just say that he wanted the investigation to be stopped because he knew he was innocent and it was wasting taxpayer dollars.

Sure, but that's not how the law works. Obstruction illegal regardless.

You can stop bad investigations and it not be obstruction it happens all the time

Thanks Reddit lawyer. Did you take the bar at r/legaladvice?

I've looked at enough law in my studies to get the idea, but I wouldn't call myself a lawyer.

Awesome cause I need some legal advice. You see, last night I was fucking your mom while your dad was crying/masturbating in the corner and after I finished he licked my cum out of her gussy and spit it into a bag. He said he's going to use it as evidence in a lawsuit over his emotional distress due to being such a massive cuck.

Do you think he has a case?

Yea you're going away for a long time

Fuck that's what I was worried about. Good thing I love the bussy too.

You should probably stop studying coloring books then.

That's absolutely not true. Obstruction is illegal no matter what. You'd have to be retarded to not see why obstruction is illegal.

If obstruction were legal, you could just prevent investigations of yourself and nobody would ever catch you because they couldn't prove anything.

Imagine being so absolutely pants on head retarded that THIS is your take from the Mueller report

Mueller's basic take was that Trump obstructed justice, they won't indict because the doj doesn't do that to sitting presidents, Congress should impeach or Trump should be indicted once he's out of office.

Trump's counter was to know that lmao no one cares

Imagine being so absolutely pants on head retarded that THIS is your take from the Mueller report

NO OBSTRUCTION NO COLLUSION

and the lmao no one cares crowd proves me point coming and going

lol you cant out meme facts boyo

There was no conspiracy, maybe collusion, slam dunk obstruction

basically

attempt

obstruct justice

holy fuck, slap the cuffs on this monster

They probably do... they're all illegal immigrants haha

"No señor, ¡No me Manden a Honduras de vuelta!"

zoz

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zozzle

Se acabó para los ilegalcels?

Nah, illegals immigrants are working, not spending their life on le bad orange man. Thoses are middle class mayo scums.

Thats why this rightoid prefers illegals to white liberals.

Deport redditors, import venezuelans. The only correct immigration policy.

I unironically think they contribute more to society and the economy than middle class socialists/communists and their ilk.

I am an open border lolbertarian, so you are preaching to the choir here.

I tried to be a lolbertarian but they also told me I couldnt be a part of their club.

No kid fucking ? Smh.

Bruh trump literally hires illegal immigrants tf you mean

just wait for 2020 reelections

reeelections

It gon be good. This time it won't be shock and despair, it'll be straight anger and a new scape goat from the talking heads.

90% chance it's just gonna be Bernie being the scapegoat again. I'm already seeing media rage-pieces about how 30% of BernieBros will vote Trump if the DNC doesn't feel the Bern.

I mean, the report does support impeachment, it just does not say it. the Special Investigation team was never going to call out Daddy or try to indict him. It was going to do what it is suppose to do, give Congress the facts and conclusions and let the House sort it out.

Only an idiot would have thought Mueller would indict the President of the United States of America.

I mean, the report does support giving me a million dollars, it just does not say it. the Special Investigation team was never going to give me $1 million or try to transfer a million dollars worth of cash to me. It was going to do what it is suppose to do, give Congress the facts and conclusions and let the House give me that million dollars.

Only an idiot would have thought Mueller would ***send me a million United States dollars.


I agree with this statement.

C O P E

Just because he may be impeached doesn't mean anything. I think people, including you dumb fucks don't understand what impeachment is. Its bringing charges against the Prez, he'll never be convicted if they do. Senate won't convict him. And it may or may not help or hurt the Left.

I know what impeachment is lol. It helped out old billy boy.

Yes, it did. It let me aspire to a dream of getting a hummer in the Oval Office after cigar banging an intern.

IKR, do these people even realize that "Drumpf bye bye" means "Hello, Pence!" and good job digging dirt on that nut job. He'll have gays, muslims and abortions banned and deported, 5 minutes post inauguration, and there'll be nothing you can do about it.

I don't know why guys try to compare Trump to Pence as if Pence is worse.

Pence is worse in terms of domestic policy, for example, but he's not as mentally unstable as Trump, which means he's less dangerous.

Oh yeah, trump being a crazy old boomer has really made him "dangerous" these past 3 years. Trump hasn't done fucking anything(and that's a good thing). Hell, some of his crazier supporters are pissed at him for not fulfilling any of his promises(e.g. the wall)

You're very seriously underestimating the importance of democratic norms, and how much damage Trump has done to institutions and their credibility.

Scientists are baffled about how one man could be simultaneously so fake and so gay.

Stop serious-posting on here. Go get fellated on /r/politics if you really need it.

Pence actually knows how to operate the levels of government, so he can do what he wants instead of writing executive orders that get shut down the next day.

They think they can remove Pence too and make Pelosi the President

I was one of the people looking forward to his impeachment just for the dramacoin value

Now this is what I call

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Still coping lmao

Not really lol XD

I've always imagined Trump might try escaping to Russia and claim a government in exile. It'd be a good final attempt to destabilize the US.

Found tom clancy's secret (and still alive) alt account.

Didn't think he was that unhinged. Juicy. I love r/drama posters finding gems like this.

r/politics is completely unhinged at this point. There's no limit to the insane shit they'll come up with

The amount of cope from the Mueller report lol, I got a britbong to freak out when I told him Mommy is in charge not May of inviting Trump and he told me the govt is actually in charge not mommy because they have to ask Her Ladyship before she will invite someone lmao the amount of pathetic cope.

Forgot england how's Obama's pivot on Asia working out, Abe seems like a great new BFF

Friendship ended with May. Now Abe is my best friend.

protip: its all women

Not enough awkward sex scenes

Would you be surprised if that did happen?

Tom Clancy would be sgt major Trumptard 2019 if he was still alive. He was super conservative.

That article title lmao..

Seriously.
It reads like a Facebook comment minus the bad grammar and emojis.

You can hear the claps between the words.

They forgot to reprogram the bots and now they’re agenda posting the scenario of Mueller posting the pee pee tape on xtube.

Its kind of telling how obsessed redditors are with his impeachment. Everytime i go on r/all there's always a politics or news thread about him being a hair away from getting impeached, its pretty much daily and has been that way for months. These people are literal teenagers who only upvote things they like based on the title.

Which is why no one in their right mind should use any subreddit to get serious news. Having a platform where news articles gain visibility based on how much people upvote them leads to a huge bias and disconnect from the real world. You can see this sort of thing in all types of news-based subreddits like /r/syriancivilwar. Its an inherent flaw in reddit's design.

yup, this is one reason why 4chan and /pol/ are better for the news.

jfl

I mean, after you sort through the neo-Nazi and BLACKED threads.

Honestly though pol often moves way faster than Reddit and even Twitter whenever there’s a big happening, it’s just inherent to chan (and regular) boards where discussions happen in real time and there’s no waiting for something to appear on a sub’s front page for it to take off.

Conversely is the reason why FB is such a disaster for news.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s a good place to get news, just saying it moves very fast. pol has very specific leanings and you have to learn how to navigate that shithole, and be able to decide what’s ironic and what isn’t.

Yeah, 8chan got the inside scoop on that Tarrant shooting.

They had a reporter at the scene.

8chan is 4chan’s chromosomally challenged little brother and that’s saying something.

I get my news from drama. No joke

I need those spicy takes and I need them NOW.

/pol/

Go back to where thy came /pol/ fiend

/r/worldnews /r/politics are probably one of the biggest if not the biggest echo chambers of cope and retard 16 year olds who think theyre into politics jerking each other off with their 39 IQ all together.

Thats Reddit though, either all the 16 year old echo-chamber subs or the Boomer Echo-Chamber subs. There is no middle ground.

Check out /r/Drama

Radical Centrism strikes again!

I check it out every day, I come here to for Quran study with my brothers

Inshallah

based subreddits like /r/syriancivilwar.

What's wrong with that sub ?

Is it as biased r/politics and r/worldnews ?

Literally full of the Russian trolls that hacked the elections Dems have been screaming about for 2 years

https://www.reddit.com/r/syriancivilwar/comments/7ya06e/meta_reddit_submissions_linking_to_twitterrussian/

“Congressional democrat intelligence” Lol I’m sure this report was done with the utmost diligence and rigor.

Shouldn’t you be watching Rachel Maddow?

I'm DDF you're just retarded lmao get baited

I can bitch about it for hours, and I have before, I'm just not in the mood. Point is having people vote on which news is worthy and displaying those articles is horrible in general.

OK.

Literally 99% Hezbollah/Iranian bots

I've seen this in world news too. Russian and other country shilling. Not bots paid users and hyper patriots.

Simple pattern which is - whataboutism + "yes x country is shit but the West is just as bad".

No facts to prove the latter BTW.

Yesterday Iran was being shilled as just as good as America when it comes to human rights.

No nation is " good" when it comes to foreign policy but the shilling annoys me.

Try years not months...

I had a strange occurrence yesterday, where i was going to click the r/all button, which i dont do very often, and quickly my brain goes "I bet there's an r/politics thread, that has been gilded, talking about trump being a big poopy meany face". All happened in a fraction of a second. Sure enough, right at the top

Which is why no one in their right mind should use any subreddit to get serious news.

Except for r/drama of course. Everytime a mass shooting or terror attack or whatever big election event happens this is the first place to check.

I think these people are boomers on the left. Same type of people as Q-anon types that are wondering why there haven't been mass arrests yet.

>months

try 2-3 years lol

I still don't understand why these people so desperately want trump to be a traitor working on destroying the US? Like wtf? Is the whole traitor/russia angle the only thing they have left to go on at this point?

That's a retarded take if I've ever seen one lol

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/04/24/is-bernie-serious/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.540d6d4002bb

Looks like Commie Grandpa is hard at work making sure Daddy wins 2020. This was the limit for me, this bullshit about prisoners getting the "right" to vote.

How dare you. The Boston Bomber should have the right to vote because he is hot 🥵😍😭

/r/Boston of course approved of this, partly because bernouts represent 90% of Reddit neets, partly that none of those posters were even living in Boston during the marathon and have no roots to the city

Most already get the right to vote back. So, when was it you started hitting your limit? Years ago? Or did you just not know anything at all about it until last week?

http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights.aspx

Jesus christ... Click on the link before you comment....

Sanders advocated giving current federal prisoners the right to vote....not people who finished their time and parole.

What's the difference, really? Do you really think it's some massive punishment to felons serving prison time that they can't vote? Does it prevent felons from affecting policy in some way?

No to both. They should be able to vote. There's no point in them not being allowed to. It's purely symbolic.

Really?

The entire point of incarceration is that an individual has committed actions that society has deemed warrants the loss of certain civil rights...such as the right to free moment, voting rights, right against force labor, the right to bear arms...those sweet fluffy bear arms...the right to breath...etc.

What Senator Sanders said was really...REALLY stupid. I am certain that his handlers were all cringing when he made that statement...and then wanted to punch a fucking wall when he doubled down on it.

They've lost their right against forced labor? Isn't it the opposite?

It's not stupid and you didn't answer any of my questions. You just said "here's the status quo, duh."

So...this your shtick? Post retarded shit...and then double down on it?

Does it get you laid?

I'm fucking you right now.

Oh so edgy😍

lol

It's how they do it in New England. Democracy is sacred up there.

The funny thing is, trump isn't going anywhere until his term's up.

His second term, right?

America certainly deserves a second term of Trump.

the drama on re-election night alone would make it worth it

I want to wait to know who the dems select as their candidate before I say anything definitively, but I 100% seriously think that up to this point everything that would have needed to happen so far to get Trump re-elected has happened.

The non-stop whining, the doubling-down on extreme identity politics, the Kavanaugh bullshit, the Covington kid, Jussie Smollett getting caught, the "blue wave" basically just making AOC a woke twitter celebrity, everyone getting deplatformed off Twitter/Patreon/YouTube/etc for wrongthink--and this is just the shit I can think of off the top of my head.

I cannot think of a group people who deserve another fat, ugly loss more than American liberals.

the "blue wave" basically just making AOC a woke twitter celebrity

What’s funny about that is that they love her but hate Bernie. Even though they’re both “Democratic Socialists” and have many of the same political positions and views. I want to see her endorse Bernie just to see how her audience will deal.

That'll be the real drama.

Since when and why do they hate Bernie??

since he became a white jewish man

They are going to run out of ‘minority’ status candidates in the future after a black left handed pregnant Muslim man wins office.

lets get past woman before we worry about that

i think we may have to wait a while

Don't forget the Virginia Governor's "shocking Halloween costume" nonsense right on the heels of the Government Shutdown. That pissed a lot of people off. I mean here we have thousands if not millions of people hurting badly and all you're hearing about on MSNBC is a grainy photo of edgy teenagers in the 80's, followed by an "expert panel" of authors of internet thinkpieces that no one reads to tell all us about "why this matters". Farcical isn't a strong enough word.

But I think the gigantic pile of nothing that's waiting for them in Daddy's financial records is going to be the killer. I'm still going to vote against him because we don't need a late stage dementia patient in the WH, but that looming failure is going to fuck the Dems out of so many swing votes that it might even swing the popular vote for him on top of winning the EC.

Ignoring meme wars altogether mind you. There's no left meme smiths. After trump tweeted bidens sniffing video his support dropped below sanders overnight. He can literally tweet a 15 second video and make 10% of his base dislike him instantly.

as long as they continue to believe they are going to "save the world" from the evil conservatives then nothing will change. Trump wins again simply by not acting as mentally unstable as the opposition. Figure out how that is even possible considering it's Trump we're talking about here.

Half of those things will be forgotten by the time of the election. Nobody is going to be talking about Jussie or the Covington kid in 2020.

They will be when Jussie announces his candidacy.

Ok well don't neck yourself once he's in jail that would make all his detractors very sad.

Why would I have to maintain safety? I'm not a trumptard.

I just have my popcorn ready for the cope-slide of the millennium

Whoever loses, we win.

*Whomever

If him wins?

We must vote against the politicians who don't support impeachment.

Cope

Impeachment and president Pence would be great for dramacoin.

I hope your username is ironic.

After clintons impeachment, his approval rating went up over like 70% or someshit. If Trump was impeached, it wouldn't go anywhere, and you would probably have the same result. Trump getting impeached at this point would be fucking good for him, as far as re-election is concerned.

At this point, I don't see him losing unless the economy tanks.

Sadly Pelosi is just smart to understand this and won't let it go forward.

Yeah, she may have those crazy eyes but she isn't a total moron.

We all want him to be impeached.

I just realized that the only instance during day I acknowledge daddy is when he is being roasted by Colbert the Merry Molester.

God damn leftards are full on xenophobic when it comes to Russians.

I associate with a group of Ukrainian immigrants (they’re great mechanics) and they have nothing good to say about Russians. If you’re American and you’re not weary of skeevy fucking Russians you’re ignorant.

Yeah, Ukrainians would totally be impartial about Russians.....

Ukrainians are Russian

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Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, Constitutional crisis, I've never seen this term more in my life, holy shit these people have gone full blown window licking conspiracy theorist. They should talk to Alex Jones and they could both conclude "Russia" is a secret word for "aliens".

r/politics users are genuinely some of the most low iq people on the internet. We can dunk on TD and CTH users all day but they at least had to seek out their dedicated echo chamber instead of loading up reddit and seeing the first trump bad politics post on the front page and thinking, finally I’ve sound true political discourse on the internet

THE FACT THAT DRUMPF ISN'T ALREADY IN PRISON FOR LIFE IS THE GREATEST INJUSTICE SINCE (((THEY))) NAILED JESUS TO THE CROSS!!!!!

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Genuinely do you actually think trump is going to be impeached for obstruction? There was zero collusion per mueller himself and he thought about firing mueller for investigating a crime he was found innocent of, how tf does any prosecutor get a conviction with that?

Seething so hard you start to stroke out.

bold strategy.

Distraction operation is set to ten right now. They don’t want people to talk about the mueller report.

implying Russia isn’t part of the distraction.

I need to find a way to bet these people that trump won't get impeached. It's such easy money.

Powerful stuff. Every since le Drump LITERALLY ASKED HIS FOLLOWERES TO KILL OMAR I was shocked so hard every day how he is not impeached yet.

And you know what. I know that Trumps evil troops will maybe hunt me down for taking a stand against faschism. But I don't care anymore. I'm not longer afraid. I will fight him with online-activism.

And WE WILL BRING HIM DOWN. Hell yeah.

Their feet are planted on the ground, their hands are clenched and low, their eyebrows are scrunched and they put on their pout!

The UniParty Congress passed Gramm-Leach-Bliley Bankster Stampede by a veto-proof majority, they passed Yellow Cake Oil Wars by veto-proof majority, they passed TARP TBTF Wall Street Bailout by veto-proof majority, then $1,500B Omnibus Debt Bmobs 1, 2, 3 also veto- proof, after they passed No Taxes for the Rich, again veto-proof, and now they'll pass the +22% $4,875B 2020 Fed budget, all while Biden is blowing smoke up your p***y. You are owned.