Thanos dies in the first five minutes, but has already destroyed the stones, so they go back in time and get the stones. Then, Scarlett Johansson dies, and Nebula from the past switches with the future one and brings Thanos back from the past through the time machine. Hulk uses the stones to bring back everyone, and Thanos fights them with his army. Thanos gets the stones, but Iron Man gets them back and kills Thanos with them, but dies in the process. Captain America goes back in time to return the stones, but stays in the past and now he's an old man.
I swear on r/drama mods that this will be my final capeshit movie. I am sorry but I am too invested in the whole story line. I shall endure the pain of watching that flat ass always bitch face this one time and one time only.
22 comments
1 jacc1337 2019-04-25
They are probably more likely to die of a heart attack anyway
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-25
Jot down good spoilers.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-04-25
I wouldn't mind rampaging through marvel subs with spoilers, and if they ban you, you just bitch about censorship and free speech
1 MGTOWWOM 2019-04-25
This is "fields of wheat" level badassery.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-25
I just use my alts to spam shit in random subs where they don’t expect spoilers.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-04-25
I could give a shit about capeshit, but don't do that, its like kicking over a kids sand castle.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-25
...well now you have to.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-04-25
Eh I dont care, go nuts bro.
1 employee10038080 2019-04-25
Thanos dies in the first five minutes, but has already destroyed the stones, so they go back in time and get the stones. Then, Scarlett Johansson dies, and Nebula from the past switches with the future one and brings Thanos back from the past through the time machine. Hulk uses the stones to bring back everyone, and Thanos fights them with his army. Thanos gets the stones, but Iron Man gets them back and kills Thanos with them, but dies in the process. Captain America goes back in time to return the stones, but stays in the past and now he's an old man.
1 PalpatineDidNoWrong 2019-04-25
That sounds lame as fuck
1 headasplodes 2019-04-25
No it was breddy gud. There were only a couple of cringe moments. The first 20 minutes pretty kino for capeshit
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-04-25
I swear that shit happens all the time with Marvel, there are really great scenes and then they make it an average movie for the rest of it. Bullshit
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-25
Time for my alts to fly 😊
1 KrapTacu1ar 2019-04-25
Lol dide if you actually believe thats what happens i feel bad for you
1 WaffenWaffel 2019-04-25
So basically they kill off one popular character an one no one really cared about? This is peak capeshit writing
1 headasplodes 2019-04-25
Thor gets fat and stays fat through the entire movie and is cosplaying Jeff bridges in the big lebowski for most of it
1 tHeSiD 2019-04-25
I swear on r/drama mods that this will be my final capeshit movie. I am sorry but I am too invested in the whole story line. I shall endure the pain of watching that flat ass always bitch face this one time and one time only.
1 byobombs 2019-04-25
Same.
1 Quietus42 2019-04-25
I'm gonna watch it cause I like capeshit. It's dumb and fun and sometimes that's what I need to deal with how retarded this world is.
1 headasplodes 2019-04-25
There were a couple of kids in the rows behind me that made me wish it would get shot up
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-25
Capeshitters out
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-04-25
You do have to worry about losing what little dignity you presumably have left though