In the theater avengers is about to start

26  2019-04-25 by headasplodes

Don't have to worry about getting shot because I'm not a burger lmao

22 comments

They are probably more likely to die of a heart attack anyway

Jot down good spoilers.

I wouldn't mind rampaging through marvel subs with spoilers, and if they ban you, you just bitch about censorship and free speech

This is "fields of wheat" level badassery.

I just use my alts to spam shit in random subs where they don’t expect spoilers.

I could give a shit about capeshit, but don't do that, its like kicking over a kids sand castle.

...well now you have to.

Eh I dont care, go nuts bro.

Thanos dies in the first five minutes, but has already destroyed the stones, so they go back in time and get the stones. Then, Scarlett Johansson dies, and Nebula from the past switches with the future one and brings Thanos back from the past through the time machine. Hulk uses the stones to bring back everyone, and Thanos fights them with his army. Thanos gets the stones, but Iron Man gets them back and kills Thanos with them, but dies in the process. Captain America goes back in time to return the stones, but stays in the past and now he's an old man.

That sounds lame as fuck

No it was breddy gud. There were only a couple of cringe moments. The first 20 minutes pretty kino for capeshit

The first 20 minutes were pretty kino for capeshit

I swear that shit happens all the time with Marvel, there are really great scenes and then they make it an average movie for the rest of it. Bullshit

Time for my alts to fly 😊

Lol dide if you actually believe thats what happens i feel bad for you

So basically they kill off one popular character an one no one really cared about? This is peak capeshit writing

Thor gets fat and stays fat through the entire movie and is cosplaying Jeff bridges in the big lebowski for most of it

I swear on r/drama mods that this will be my final capeshit movie. I am sorry but I am too invested in the whole story line. I shall endure the pain of watching that flat ass always bitch face this one time and one time only.

Same.

I'm gonna watch it cause I like capeshit. It's dumb and fun and sometimes that's what I need to deal with how retarded this world is.

There were a couple of kids in the rows behind me that made me wish it would get shot up

Capeshitters out

You do have to worry about losing what little dignity you presumably have left though