[Submitted drama of the day] "AHS finally discovers who the real nazis are and it's the last people you would expect: the ones posting there"

32  2019-04-25 by le_epic_xd_part_2

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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HEY where THE FUCK IS MY POST!!! 🤬🤬🤬

Quoting fascists verbatim is one horribly bad idea.

Ummmmm....this is so fucking stupid I just can't.

Devavrata17 alt spotted

imagine being so fragile you freak out because you have to read a title on AHS of all places. also taking a loot at that lunatic's profile was a mistake

created a ded r/dogwhistling sub

vegan

But so far, i've not talked to a Sabaton fan who doesn't have.. an agenda[...]If you have a Sabaton fan in your family or as a friend, keep an eye on them. It may get worse.

wew lad

created a ded

r/dogwhistling

sub

I think it was abandoned and there was a moment after some hatesub was banned that the assholes will discover it and try to take it so i requested for it just in case.

Hero 🙇‍♂️

um.. no?

Man ur so cook i wish i could be you. Fighting le nazis online

Dae #resistance?

You were right u/squidcap I read that title and decided not to have soylent for lunch today.

lol, nice try.. you read some words and misunderstood the whole thing. Go ahead, dig some more.

No, I think all my views are shifting far-right. I told my girlfriend I didn’t enjoy pegging!

heh, unexcpected honor to be attacked by a gang of idiots.

Dude bussy lmao.

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

woah... aren't you one angry bee. I don't know who you are and why should i care, even less i'm going to apologize on anything. Most likely, you replied to wrong comment, it happens. Next time drink less.

That is not a proof of anything. People do not like to reminded that we are very simple creatures, repeat something long enough and it is in our thought patterns. Literally. I told that i'm going to get bashed, some of it is a sting in your own soul for kind of understanding how many times YOU have done the same.

Are you a bot? You make absolutely no sense.

You're just stringing emotionally charged words together like a weaksauce russtroll.

And I so expected something better from a random number 2 month old account.

Oh no, wait, I didn't. Fukkin Blocked.

Yup, that is a bot, those are just words put together in random order..

Are you rocking in the corner sniffing your fingers autistic, or just run-of-the-mill clapping in the movie theater capeshit autistic?

Um, this makes no sense either in the context? And are you the same guy but with alt account?

If you can handle it, lolcows are always welcome here! (Most go be funny somewhere else after a while tho, weak)

Oh, this is not my first rodeo here... I have nothing to shame, i actually stand behind what i say and usually can back it up..

u/squidcap dow does it feel to be the only TRUE anti fascist on that sub

That is not true, we are just having a minor disagreement, which is what happens in a free world.

Freedom is the gateway to fascism and Freedom of speech is a known alt right dog whistle

A "free world"? You clearly aren't in favour of a free world if you legitimately think reading the following sentence

rooked, parasitic, megalomaniac, entitled Jews are screwing everyone by ever more elaborate rackets, swindles, scams and wars the only way to stop them from destroying the world is for humanity to unite and exterminate them.

can turn someone into a fascist.

I know that if I though such a sentence could turn people into fascists, I'd be in favour of a fascist state myself because clearly humans are too dumb for democracy.

How many antisemitic slurs do you now? How many did you know say.. 5 years ago? Could you pose as a true antisemitic without any difficulties, would the words just roll out easily? And if so, where did you read those slurs? Did you want to know them?

Answers to your questions:

Kike

Kike

I can pose as any kind of racist, not just an antisemite. It's pretty easy to act like a hateful retard online.

I first heard of kike in that michael jackson song, not kidding.

Yes I did want to know of kike. Otherwise if someone insults my jewish friends I would stare at them like a retard, wondering what they had just said.

There is a point behind what i said. It is absolutely part of the pipeline: to teach the words, make the connection in your head and no matter how antiracist you are: they stick. The effect is MUCH worse when it is in a title. We LOVE to read just the title... We do it here in reddit in breathtaking pace. That is all that is needed, repeat, repeat and repeat, enforce the connection. Being aware helps but i'm not talking about you and me reading those words but unsuspecting passerby.

Words matter. Nazis do not care if you say those words in disgust. All they care is that you say them.

Again, if I thought repeating words changed people's opinions I would support fascism instead. Normal people don't start "making connections" in their head just because they read some insults online. If you feel that way it's probably because you spend too much time on subs like AHS. But then again I used to read /pol/ (as a BLACKEDposter) and I didn't start calling my jewish friends kikes all the sudden so maybe it's just you.

You sure spend a lot of time thinking about Jew hate.

You’re not fooling anyone, Nazi.

Care to elaborate?

It is absolutely part of the pipeline: to teach the words, make the connection in your head and no matter how antiracist you are: they stick

This is your main point but you haven't elaborated on it well.

  • Why does it matter if you make these connections or not? I'm not going to start calling my jewish friends kikes just because I read some edgy jokes

  • If you think even mentioning hateful stuff is a bad idea, then you shouldn't be in AHS in the first place lmao.

Also "making connections" is a racist dog whistle but I'm going to let it pass since you unironically browse AHS

Free world

want to censor nazis/fashy goys

Huh ok then thats how it works

You accused him of being a Nazi. That doesn't sound like a minor disagreement.

No, i didn't. I said he is doing their work. There is a difference. And you knew it before you replied, wiseass.

“I think you are a fuckwit who wants to spread their message.”

C’mon are you really trying to lie your way out of this? You clearly accused him of being a Nazi right there.

No, i didn't. I said he is one that wants to spread their message.

Is there really a difference between a Nazi and a Nazi collaborator?

Yes, yes there is. Then there are those who want to "educate" others and doing so, will... write a title that quotes them in verbatim. They want to spread their message as a warning or to educate others. I fully admit that i did throw that one out there just to make a point, that the OP in that case thinks twice whose message he is spreading. It could've been written in less ambiguous and accusatory way but i never thought someone who got butthurt because of cringeanarchy ban would make it a r/drama post... That is the origins here, OP was demolished in another discussion so he went thru my comments in order to find anything. There are WAY worse gaffes in my comment history but he did not do any work, just picked the first thing that MAYBE could be used against me. And he did it without actually understanding the point. Which is ok, that is i guess his freedom to do so.

the real nazis were the friends we made along the way

-Checking under the bed for Mexicans

-Checking under the bed for Nazis

Both equally gay and retarded

Imagine being called too sensitive by AHS users 😹