George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...

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Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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I remember seeing a blind item on Crazy Days and Nights alleging that Taylor Swift is gay, but I take that website with a grain of salt.

They went Qanon posting about a year ago which was 100% true, so their tayposts should be taken with similar trust.

Seriously? I've mindlessly clicked through their archives, and nothing I saw even got close to the sheer schizophrenia of Qanon.

How does one get paid to write so many paragraphs about reality not matching up with obsessive fanfics?

Well, you need to be marginalized and living in a major city with an arts degree first, which shouldn’t be an easy feat. It seems counterintuitive, but much like the Koala, Great Panda, and so many other wonders of nature they thrive despite it all.

And just like the koala and panda most of them have syphilis and won't breed.

Erase the stigma. It’s manageable now. Most people have it. Have sex with me now u fucking incel.

Not even with someone else's feminine dick.

B& sadpilled. Get ready for a listicle about why people that sound suspiciously like you are cancelled.

Cancelled? You make it sound like it even began.

And that’s my reason #1 of 10 written for me. Thanks.

learning to code intensifies

rumors mirror the way a lot of women try to suss out if their crushes are queer. Also, celesbian gossip is fun.

BuZzFeEd NeWs hAs wOn PUliTzers !!

Are people still doing the "Buzzfeed News is real news" shit? I'm pretty sure that was an attempted shilling operation.

No the clickbait pays for REAL news. Fact.

I can’t claim to be nearly as much of a #Gaylor diehard as the true champions who’ve dedicated themselves to combing every last social media post, every public appearance, every exchange — however brief or seemingly insignificant — for evidence of Taylor’s queerness

What is it with women and gay people

dude gussy lmao

Imagine a penis.

No imagine a world where it has no intentipn of raping you

Only because gay men are too misogynistic to cuck them, not because they won't rape them

The Taylor Swift coming-out rumors mirror the way a lot of women try to suss out if their crushes are queer. Also, celesbian gossip is fun.

Sufficient evidence for

Against the wall

could you imagine how confused tay will be when fans suddenly get angry at her for no reason?

caring about lesbians

Is this the 90's?

Celesbian gossip is fun!

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Dude what? Who thinks Taylor Swift might be gay? Have they observed her at any point since she became a public figure? She's the straightest chick in christendom.

She's hiding in plain sight! It's the perfect disguise!

Reminder that Tay was born Terrence Swift a male bricklayer from Jersey

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• Ariana Grande And Dua Lipa Are Joining Pop Culture’s Lesbian Lookalike Party

• "7th Heaven" Duped Me Into Believing In A Christian Family Fantasy

• The Complicated Appeal Of Celesbian Gossip

I'd love to hear a sincere argument that this person shouldn't be fired and begging in the streets for food

Taylor hides her power level like a DBZ Android.

Based and Taypilled