It is a well known fact that even the most innocent seeming image can be a right wing subliminal dogwhistle. Exposure to the psychic radiation and metathetans of such images can inspire otherwise innocent viewers to violence and terrorism, like refusing to suck girldick
The social media giants are retooling their platforms with the belief that they can influence the next election and help their preferred candidate win. You're going to see a lot wrongthink subs get the ban and FaceBook hiding posts/groups. Not sure what Twitter is going to do...Jimmy Dorsey almost seems like he's taking the complaint that right-wingers get shafted on his platform seriously.
Looks like about 5 per year, with (just eyeballing it) about 25% Muslims, 25% paultards, and 50% conventional rightoids. Listening to conservatards talk you'd think that the baseball game guy was the only domestic terrorist attack that's ever happened, though.
Could be, in any case, right-wing terrorism hasn't really been a thing since they caught Eric Rudolph, the guy that used to blow up abortion clinics and shoot the doctors.
A giant COPE because it means terrorism occurs because that Pewdipie fellow said something edgy.
The use of mass public communication, usually against a particular individual or group, which incites or inspires acts of terrorism which are statistically probable but happen seemingly at random.
It's about the size of the audience it reaches I think. Like, if I'm a dog and come into contact with at least one (1) mayofemoid, I'm 100% likely to get my rocket rode.
The fact that Chapo edgelords haven’t actually killed anyone yet despite their constant calls for giving fascists and libs the guillotine is the greatest evidence against the idea of stochastic terrorism.
The day /r/CTH ends up in the news after some ancom shoots up a dinner party for the rich is the day it will be banned, which will be never.
Read a fucking book, you wee bastard. You clearly know nothing about how stochastic terrorism works both in theory and in practice.
Read a book to learn about this shit we just made up. I checked and apparently there is at least one book that mentions stochastic terrorism...and it came out in 2017
Terror is a spook. The commoners have lived under the heel of oppressors for far too long. Their hearts POUND with the strength of revolution and best not be in our way
lmao I'm not numbnuts. I added the clause 'the right side of history' because that's all that separates them from the mdefags. They're both "just a frustrated, angry morons sub"
They aren't even quarintined so they are not going to get banned any time soon.
Reddit admins are not going to ban a sub with the name of a popular leftist pod cast no matter how many people they threaten to kill or how many subs they brigade.
Smuggies was quarantined?
Time to call Ivan, he will sort out problem, he use Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov solve all problem, even build house for Ivan! Just ask him! He wave at builder, builder build house, free!
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1 byobombs 2019-04-26
DAE ever do terrorist acts after they drew a cartoon in ms paint to own the libs?
1 xlhat 2019-04-26
You know this is current year + x right ?
I wouldn't be surprised.
1 trexmundi 2019-04-26
It is a well known fact that even the most innocent seeming image can be a right wing subliminal dogwhistle. Exposure to the psychic radiation and metathetans of such images can inspire otherwise innocent viewers to violence and terrorism, like refusing to suck girldick
1 byobombs 2019-04-26
Can’t wait until the peace sign becomes a signal for misogyny because it looks like legs spread.
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-04-26
big if true
1 Plexipus 2019-04-26
I'm honest to god still scratching my head at r/smuggies getting quarantined
1 Ganbazuroi 2019-04-26
Yeah, how dare a sub dedicated to mocking political cartoons have some offensive toons in it!
Seriously, first it was this one, then r/waterniggas, what the fuck is going on?!
1 jubbergun 2019-04-26
The social media giants are retooling their platforms with the belief that they can influence the next election and help their preferred candidate win. You're going to see a lot wrongthink subs get the ban and FaceBook hiding posts/groups. Not sure what Twitter is going to do...Jimmy Dorsey almost seems like he's taking the complaint that right-wingers get shafted on his platform seriously.
1 Fletch71011 2019-04-26
At least that has something offensive in the sub name. Quarantining smuggies makes no sense. It's super innocent content for the most part.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-04-26
How many 1st world rightoid attacks have there been? Not counting ISIS and others.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-04-26
Pretty much all of them
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-04-26
Yeah but all how many, I truly have no idea how many roids did that stuff
1 UmmahSultan 2019-04-26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_the_United_States#2010%E2%80%93present
Looks like about 5 per year, with (just eyeballing it) about 25% Muslims, 25% paultards, and 50% conventional rightoids. Listening to conservatards talk you'd think that the baseball game guy was the only domestic terrorist attack that's ever happened, though.
1 jubbergun 2019-04-26
The only one I can think of was the Charger of Peace in Charlottesville.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-04-26
I thought it was a challenger
And if it was, it probably was the retarded wimpy v6 anyways
1 jubbergun 2019-04-26
Could be, in any case, right-wing terrorism hasn't really been a thing since they caught Eric Rudolph, the guy that used to blow up abortion clinics and shoot the doctors.
1 Al_ButteredToast 2019-04-26
🤣🤣🤣
1 xlhat 2019-04-26
Yes you chud, read some rando's rant about this totally not silly concept.
Yes because the 60% are too afraid to own guns.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-26
What is Stochastic terrorism and why do these retards keep talking about.
1 xlhat 2019-04-26
A giant COPE because it means terrorism occurs because that Pewdipie fellow said something edgy.
You decide whether this is a valid concept.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-26
What do they define as stistcically probably? Cause that alone says nothing. Cause nearly anything has some probability too it.
1 xlhat 2019-04-26
Everything and anything they feel like.
Remember, these are big brained, book reading critical thinkers.
So you know, they're right and you're wrong.
1 piss_tape 2019-04-26
It's about the size of the audience it reaches I think. Like, if I'm a dog and come into contact with at least one (1) mayofemoid, I'm 100% likely to get my rocket rode.
1 dongas420 2019-04-26
The fact that Chapo edgelords haven’t actually killed anyone yet despite their constant calls for giving fascists and libs the guillotine is the greatest evidence against the idea of stochastic terrorism.
The day /r/CTH ends up in the news after some ancom shoots up a dinner party for the rich is the day it will be banned, which will be never.
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-04-26
They came up with this to say blumph pandering to his base is actively inciting terrorism.
1 headasplodes 2019-04-26
Read a book to learn about this shit we just made up. I checked and apparently there is at least one book that mentions stochastic terrorism...and it came out in 2017
1 xlhat 2019-04-26
Exactly, I can't find material older than current year + 2.
Literal ranting by some schizo.
1 spergling_ 2019-04-26
lmao, they really needed to pick some """smart""" word to make this concept at least seem legit
1 pi_over_3 2019-04-26
Smuggies fucked themselves by embracing black and Jewish caricatures.
How hard is it to just not do that?
1 Ashleychud 2019-04-26
It’s a little strange to call the other side out for violence when you’re advocating for bloody left wing revolution.
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-04-26
The cause is pure and holy. If you do not help us cull the rich we will cull you.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
Heh, nice police force you got there. If only people knew ACAB, we could finally cull you
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-04-26
All cops are patriarchal oppressors who keep the rich in power by striking fear into the hearts of commoners.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
Terror is a spook. The commoners have lived under the heel of oppressors for far too long. Their hearts POUND with the strength of revolution and best not be in our way
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-04-26
Egoists rise up
1 guffynemo 2019-04-26
They also defend white men don't forget.
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-04-26
audience breaks out into applause
1 guffynemo 2019-04-26
na its okay when they do it just not when you do it.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
Chapos aren't really a hate sub. They're just a frustrated, angry morons sub
1 keepittropical 2019-04-26
In what world are chapos on the right side of history? Some alternate NEET dimension where everyone chops their dicks off and sings kumbaya?
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
1 keepittropical 2019-04-26
Not if the roving bands of right wing death squads have anything to say about it.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
Like they won't be enticed by the effortless warm holes of the progressive harem
Everyone is coming in bby
1 keepittropical 2019-04-26
You're right. Those death squads will definitely be skull fucking the warm holes made by their ar15s in the bussy boi brigades brain cavity.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
Why are they death squads in the first place?
How are you such a mindlet?
1 keepittropical 2019-04-26
Because we are in r/drama and it would be the most dramatic scenario
How are you such a chapofag?
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
lmao I'm not numbnuts. I added the clause 'the right side of history' because that's all that separates them from the mdefags. They're both "just a frustrated, angry morons sub"
But you thought you had a point to make lmao
1 keepittropical 2019-04-26
Point being that the "right" side of history in the mind of the chapo will also see the rise of the roving death squads to keep the balance.
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
yeah, the right side of history is the nonsense of the left. Roving death bands is the nonsense of the right, but I'd say less so
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-04-26
Chapos are a hate sub because they made me hate them
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
top level take
1 shaneoffline 2019-04-26
So what makes you hate them?
1 moondoggy101 2019-04-26
They aren't even quarintined so they are not going to get banned any time soon.
Reddit admins are not going to ban a sub with the name of a popular leftist pod cast no matter how many people they threaten to kill or how many subs they brigade.
1 backltrack 2019-04-26
They banned smuggies? Come the fuck on
1 morerokk 2019-04-26
/u/Baarle why do all Chapos type in the same way? Completely devoid of capitalization and punctuation. Is it because you're literally 14 years old?
1 yoinkyourtoink 2019-04-26
Smuggies was quarantined? Time to call Ivan, he will sort out problem, he use Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov solve all problem, even build house for Ivan! Just ask him! He wave at builder, builder build house, free!