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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-27
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
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1 SloppyHolePounder 2019-04-27
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1 ThesaurizeThisBot 2019-04-27
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1 LongPostBot 2019-04-27
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1 LongPostBot 2019-04-27
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1 ThesaurizeThisBot 2019-04-27
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1 LongPostBot 2019-04-27
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1 ThesaurizeThisBot 2019-04-27
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1 LongPostBot 2019-04-27
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1 GenPrezEisenhower 2019-04-27
I guess they should change their native policy to repression.
1 Osterion 2019-04-27
One whiteoid holiday down
1 probably-insane 2019-04-27
Does this mean they are going to change the name of the country “Columbia” into “Indigina” or “India”? I can’t see a downside.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-04-27
The District of India
1 tHeSiD 2019-04-27
It is time we took over
1 drkitteh 2019-04-27
Designated shitting monuments
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-04-27
And in the process instantly give all pajeets citizenship
1 VidiotGamer 2019-04-27
If I ever became the governor or some place I would do something like this, but way more trolly.
Like Columbus Day would become, "Native American Domestic Abuse and Alcohol Addiction Awareness Day", with lots of PSA's, posters and toll free numbers to call for help.
St. Patricks day could be something like, "Methadone Abuse Awareness Day" or "Religious Sexual Abuse Awareness Day".
Fathers day could be something like, "African American Unwed Mothers Day".
I'm positive I could come up with enough of these to piss everyone off.
1 GodOfDarknessWine 2019-04-27
Hahahahaha
Holy shit you are funny. If I became the President, i'd make you the VP, you could piss people off of twitter, even bomb wherever you want, sign almost any executive order that you want.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-04-27
I think I caught boomer from reading those comments.
1 Shootemout 2019-04-27
Why not just make it AMERICA DAY since that's when we were discovered. we're so fuckin based we deserve 2 days of the year dedicated to how awesome we are
1 dspirrio 2019-04-27
Im still waiting for basketball american month.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-04-27
/u/arthas429
Your ability to argue extremely stupid points, your love for white genocide and the fact that you are a currycel make you the perfect /r/drama poster.
If you were trans by any chance you’d be modded instantly
1 Kellere31 2019-04-27
AND👏🏿THATS👏🏿A👏🏿GOOD👏🏿THING👏🏿
1 dankskater88 2019-04-27
ur a mayo