What's the future of Reddit?

8  2019-04-27 by GodOfDarknessWine

Facebook 2.0? Are millennials and zoomers going elsewhere? Is it even worth it to create new subreddits?

14 comments

It’s here for the long haul until a better porn aggregator is created.

He was sixteen, two years older than me and a large guy. Basketball player. He had been flirting all night with me and we ended up in a room somehow. Probably stupid of me... I was young, drunk and clueless and read the situation wrong.

When he kept trying to escalate things, I made it very clear that I didn't like it and wasn't into it, but he overpowered me and just slid his penis out of his pants like it was no big deal. He was getting ready and I saw it growing. He wrestled me down and pulled down my clothes too. I struggled but I couldn't really do much to stop me as he was a very tall guy and I'm a pretty tiny girl. I just, laid there. Naked. I couldn't stop staring at his naked body. I was stunned at first. I just felt like I was a bystander looking on, I didn't feel like I was a part of the scene. Like looking at myself on a movie screen. But then I looked at my naked self, how he spread my legs apart with his hands, effortlessly. How his penis was out and clearly hard. Huge balls dangling near my thighs. I knew he was going to have sex with me. I knew I didn't want it. My protests had been weak before but now I just made it very clear. I said no again. Louder. And again. He just leaned in closer... he had this little smirk on his face. Like he was fully aware of what was about to happen.

And something inside me snapped. I grabbed a hold of his sack and held on for dear life. Grabbed it as hard as I humanly could. With all the strength in my body and possibly fueled by adrenaline, I squeezed his testicles. Just kept squeezing and squeezing. He was startled for a while. His eyes got big. It took about a second or five before he started screaming, alcohol may have slowed down the response.

I squeezed and squeezed. Until I heard a horrible "plop" sound and he passed out right there and then. I left him there and got the fuck out.

He never pressed charges. And, to my knowledge, he never told anyone about what happened. Neither did I, until now, except for a few anonymous people online. I later found out the guy did go to the hospital around that time and he didn't go to school for a few weeks after. He switched schools the next year. I think he may have lost a ball. I justified it to myself by telling myself he tried to rape me. And I think he did but sometimes I doubt my own story and think he was drunk, I was drunk, maybe he wasn't thinking straight... I don't know. I may have castrated someone.

TL;DR: I popped the testicle of a boy who forced himself onto me when I was 14. I kept my honor and he lost a ball.

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You sound like a 135 pound weakling would sound trying to tell Arnold that he doesn't know how to lift weights. Gtfo with that bullshit.

I've spent over a decade doing intense meditation and energy work to get to the point where I can perceive these things. You think I was born knowing everything? When have you EVER done something consistently for 10 years+ in your life? Fuck, have you even put in serious effort into something for just 6 months? Let's be real here you sit around playing video games all day. You are grossly unqualified to even be having a discussion with me, let alone criticizing my work or trying to give your opinion on something you have no clue about. It's cringeworthy and ridiculous so until you've done anywhere near what I've done, stfu.

Anyone can perceive the hidden dynamics of our world if they would stop being so damn lazy, unconscious and weak willed.

Time is a hamburger

i hope the internet dies after reddit is finally over, and we go back to everyone hording blogs and small sites they check every morning

Imagine if chit chat rooms make a comeback.

Wtf i literally just watched that at work last night!

Watched what ?

The Sopranos?

Wait is a chit chat room a real thing? I just thought he meant chat room.

Oh yeah good catch.

You must've been at the top of your fuckin' class !

Oh, you deceived me.

I can’t wait till Reddit starts sending me their bullshit ads by fucking carrier pigeon.

Can’t adblock that shit.

Is it even worth it to create new subreddits?

it never was