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sexy times with wifey

le narwhal bacons at midnight

edit: thank you SO much for the gold. I've never been this happy, not even when the police took my father away after years of drunken abuse. Gold stars from strangers is literally better than heroin.

The power of christ compels you!

The power of christ compels you!

God is dead you christcuck

WOOF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHzVYvyVcSI

God I hate this so much

Hmmm. Gonna be honest. Sometimes these sorta posts reek with jealousy.

I don't know what it is, but something about the phrase is so vile. I'm tired of the infantilization of everything under the sun, especially sex.

Yeah, it's revolting in a very odd sort of way.

This is a real quote from Reddit:

Am married, have sex sometimes. Usually with a suggestive wink and "...sexytime?" ... "Sexytime." I imagine this is typically in the middle of yet another Harry Potter marathon.

If only Gd would kll these """""people""""".

Shhh

Sorry, but at the end of the day, I think we both know the quran-tine is coming regardless.

What my SO and I like to do is break up all of the Marvel movies into three chunks and watch one per weekend. That pretty much takes care of our free time for the week (weekdays are Harry Potter days). If I'm a good SO and cry during the sad parts, we have a sexytime where she lets me suck her crusty musty toes while I touch myself. If you find an SO who loves HP and Marvel...WIFE THAT! And yes, we are poly.

Oh god. I gotta puke.

The worst is boobies.

Does anyone have an idea why people on the far left and far right seem to make a conscious effort to speak like young children (i.e. “doggo”, “fren”, “wifey”)?

i think that theyre trying to make it seem like an internet-friendly thing but it ends up being very childish and cringy.

I ended a relationship over that shite. "look at the doggo" Get fucked

/r/doggohate

good wooferino pupper doggo friendo does a heckin boop!!! hahahaha Eggsdee

thanks

i cant even get mad at your username

I called my dogs "good puppers" for awhile, hopefully it was just a phase and It's not too late for me to repent.

'repent'? fuck off u soft-shell sheeple. never repent. never apologise. guilt and shame are for the weak. be the person you choose to be, and fuck anyone who doesn't worship u.

ubermensch is a state of mind.

A New Power is rising! Its victory is at hand!

This, but unironically. Thanks for the reminder.

People on the far right do that?

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No obvious signs of mental illness, not overweight, no librarian glasses. 2/10

Your smug posts are awful and not even drama, stop fucking spamming

No, you're just taking posts from r/smuggies and posting them directly here.

Holy fuck this is some corny mayo shit

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dropped the ball there. "wifey" is the official soycore term these days

I used to think that boomers were insufferable with "the old lady" and "the old ball and chain" but I would give anything to go back.

smh my head at u reactionary chud

he doesn't call his gf "the old ball and chain" sarcastically but also not sarcastically because she's a dumb bitch without a hot trap bussy

without a hot trap bussy

Wouldn't that be a trussy?

It's a trussy when the trap identifies as a girl

It's a trap bussy when it's just a gay feminine penis'd dude who likes wearing women's clothing

Did you know the alt right uses Smuggies to be hateful? Smuggies generally cause hatred and distrust.....

ahh so its like the ok sign and clowns

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We can honk if we want to

Yeah the guy in front of me was driving too slowly 😡

3/10

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Mmmmmm imma order a smoothie with extra shot protein

Soy is pretty fuckin good for ya, only retards think it "feminizes" you or whatever the limp ass excuse is

If I want a protein additive I usually have to choose soy because whey makes me super sick for some reason. Pea protein is another option but it's pretty rare and it tastes worse.

Casein?

I mean anything besides whey and soy is pretty rare. I can try other stuff if I'm ordering online but often I'm like trying to get a protein bar and examining the ingredients to make sure there's no whey. And the only alternative is soy.

You say this and I’m genuinely tempted to believe this but every single time I’ve seen someone purposely ask for soy they have been feminine.

These are also the same chuckles that think "high t" is good and not a serious health concern

Pee

Stealing this from r/Smuggies. I'm ashamed of you OP!

“Women aren’t prizes to be won; they are human beings and shouldn’t be used to indicate social success. If you disagree with me, you’re probably a virgin who’s never even touched a woman. Yes, I am a virgin, but I’m not an incel.”

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. /thread."

Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger."

I've known more coherent downies.

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At least post the original from Smuggies you thieving bastard

5/10 needs more y'all posting

I'm old and out of touch. Can someone explain?

Soygoy?

Now I'm even more confused

The retirement home is that way.

Hes sugarbear so he can still smash some bussy at least

add a "it's almost as if ...."

i stop reading any post as soon as i see those words

These paint posts are fucking hilarious

No i have not. I have accused the sub of brigading snd of stalking. Do you not find it strange that whiffers and even and trying to find info on me and not respecting my privacy? I am creeped out and will be making a new account soon. Fuck karma. Imhave the right to privacy snd not be lied about accusing me of having a “poo fettish,”

None of you were even prepared to pTch things up with me after last werk were you?

I find it creepy and sly.

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