I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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what's the source for this one?

Conservatives are sleeping for church, quick post degeneracy

https://i.imgur.com/6rv76k5.gifv

Absolutely disgusting, Western Civilization is dead

is that a white dame dancing to negro music

Her hair looks like my grandmother's.

Maybe this is your grandmother, fifty years ago.

My grandmother was a military wife and super conservative. I doubt it, but maybe!

Haram and unbaste

PRO gamer dressing up as his favourite League of Legends™ character

This isn't Boxbox

No, it's worse. It's c9 sneaky. Don't ask me how I know that.

https://i.imgur.com/eyAsRcy.jpg

C9 Sneaky makes my peeper hard

But he's a guy, so...

So what?

so... are you gay?

Traps aren't gay

Ha...ok. You keep telling yourself that, my man!

Are you some kind of faggot?

Probably. I only like gussie.

The dick makes it cuter

Oooh...sweaty, no it doesn't. 😬

Where do you think we are?

R\chapotraphouse, right?

Sneaky cosplays way better than he ADCs, kappa.

That crotch area looks suspiciously flat 🧐🤬

I’m not going to church this week 😡

https://youtu.be/QiKK7ULsqXk

Don't worry, with the stress of finals, lots of vulnerable kids will be asking "upstanding dads of character" for advice and will be lured into the church basements for a long session of sin followed by threats, so we have a couple extra hours today.

Global warming has always been a jewish zionist conspiracy

Broke: Global warming exists Woke: Global warming is a conspiracy Bespoke: Global warming is ME!

Thus, because I am Pickle Rick, Global Warming must also transitively be Pickle Rick.

The real Zionists were the global warming’s we made along the way

Wrong. It’s just a way of passing off the effects of the reptilian terraforming.

Jews are as real as global warming

Only Daddy, and around of half of his supporters don't believe in global warming. And even that's disingenuous. That half of supporters don't believe in climate hysteria, which is when media outlets say "the world is ending in literally 15 years!!!". But they do know that humans have had an impact on the globe over a period of time. I believe global temperature has risen by 1 Degree since the industrial revolution?

#WEDEMANDEQUALEQUIVALANCIES

Idiot

D: RUDE

accurate flair

This is why some minor rightoid purges are necessary

What I would like to reply with here would probably get me suspended again.

It’s true; I was the global warming conspiracy in the background.

look, all i'm saying is the stuff in an inconvenient truth didn't happen, but the stuff in the protocols of the elders of zion did.

Why is the leftist an alien?

Because their policies are out of this world.

Invader from outer space to finally make the mayocide happen

Leftoids: Jews don't control the planet

Rightoids: Jews do control the planet

Centrists: Jews control the planet, and that's a good thing.

The jewel is named after Jews, what is happening is too many jewels concentrate sunlight (somewhat like a magnifying glass) and this makes the planet hotter.

Jewels aren't very shiny unless they're cut and polished. And so the Israelites invented circumcision and PornHub.

If we are truly the planetary overlords, I’d love to see some more Chanukah wrapping paper.

It’s been fifty-eight hundred years.

Speaking of janitorial services and, the use of the word "fact", you sure don't mind sweeping stuff like democracy, checks and balances and the actual truth under the rug to push through a more dictatorial process. Cute. "...greatest, most honest...", Even your friends at /r/(neo)conservative see you're uneducated assertions are dangerous to democracy. Start by actually reading history before you make statements that are patently false. You are willing to throw in your hat for a despot over democratic rule and it makes you look foolish, short-sighted and naive. Diarrhea of the mouth meets anonymity of the internet. Get your shit together and start making informed, educated choices for local, state, and national government. Thank you.

trying to hard for snappy

snappy? I don't think that is a word and I don't think any of the words in the cohesive sentences in my post about your silly support for a dictatorship in the US are that obtuse.

I am pretty sure you are not that dim. You know that DOnald Trump is and has been since before he was President, a liar. In fact, he just did it again today with OPEC and Saudi Arabia. He is a narcissist and a liar. The commenters you were talking to, who are fucking conservative like you called you out on the bullshit.

However, if you are as daft as you portend here, then, of course, I guess you can't teach stupid, so I will stop there. Again, think before you spit and make intelligent decisions based on factual reasoned assertions before you vote. If you hate democracy, check out this relatively new leader, Kim Jeong Il. Learning Korean is easy and getting over the DMZ is not too difficult if you do it with a tour. I promise, Kim Jeon Il will will make sure you get exactly what you deserve as a citizen of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Doesn't that sound like a nice place to live? I promise, he won't let no rule of law or anything stop him from getting stuff done. Enjoy your weekend.

your pulitzer is in the mail.

National Socialism, is socialism, hating jews isn't right wing.

he fell for the leftist nazi meme

Leftists also think jews control the planet, they just call them (((globalists)))

Centrists: Jews controlling the planet doesn't exist, but it should. Just like the holocaust

Thinking Jews run the world isn’t a right wing viewpoint, it’s the non controversial viewpoint of literally everyone outside of western society

Jewish people in positions of influence≠ a shadowy cabal of Jews attempting to overthrow the order of the Western world through political manipulation

Haha yeah I guess you’re right, that does put it in perspective

Oh hey did you know that despite being around 1% of the American population, Jews are the source of over 50% of the donations to the democratic party?

Sure gets the noggin joggin’

Dismantle the bourgeoisie then

Yeah you'd think Jews would be more conservative given all the love and respect they're given in right wing circles. Truly a mystery

No, you retard

I didn’t say that 50% of Jews are Democrats

I said that 50% of all funding to the Democratic Party comes from a group who make up 1% of the population.

I know what you said, lol.

Jews are rich as fuck, that's obvious. And Jews are also liberal, which was the point of my comment. It makes sense they donate a shit ton to a liberal party. What's confusing about this?

Trying to pretend you already knew that and weren’t shocked by that statistic is pretty funny

Why?

Race IQ stats, Jews are simply ubermensch. Also I was surprised when I first heard about it a couple years ago but then I realized I was being a silly goyim

Why don’t Asians enjoy a similar level of dominance over politics, government, media, academia etc even though their average IQ is comparable to Jews and they represent about 5x the population of Jews in America

And more importantly, what is the root emotional motivation you have for denying Jewish nepotism

I struggled with this too but the key difference between Asians and Jews is that the Jew has a large penis. This gives the Jew more confidence when negotiating. And obviously Jews are going to be nepotistic, would you really trust the goyim after all they've done?

Admitting you were wrong would have been respectable and dignified, but trying to tip toe away from the debate with ironic deflection will do

I'm not gunna serious post about unironic Jewish conspiracy theory. Obviously Jews have a culture of reciprocity that likely has roots in their historical oppression literally everywhere they've existed. Jews got rich for historical reasons as well, all of this is very googleable but it's based on academic research which (((they))) probably funded or took part in so conspiratards ignore it. Literally no point arguing about this.

I’m not going to deign to discuss such an undignified topic. I could prove you wrong, I’m just choosing not to xD

Yeah and I can do a standing triple backflip, I just don’t ever feel like demonstrating it right now

Obviously Jews have a culture of reciprocity that likely has roots in their historical oppression literally everywhere they've existed. Jews got rich for historical reasons as well, all of this is very googleable but it's based on academic research which (((they))) probably funded or took part in so conspiratards ignore it.

Saying this in 2019 makes you one of the “anti Semite conspiritards” OP was referring to

Though I will admit, your cuckolded “I know the jews control my society and I don’t mind:)” position is at least novel, which I assume is your only real motivation for espousing it. You want people to say “Wow, that’s an unexpected take”

And if that’s what’s important to you in life, then that’s your prerogative

Yeah and I can do a standing triple backflip, I just don’t feel like demstrate it

Debating internet autists about whether or not Jews run the US is a retarded waste of time, google it if your curious.

Saying this in 2019 makes you one of the “anti Semite conspiritards” OP was referring to

No, saying something like "Jews control the media and are putting things like interracial marriage, gay marriage etc in media to ruin whites families as revenge for the Holocaust" would be an antisemetic conspiracy theory.

I know the jews control my society and I don’t mind

I didnt say this lol. I said Jews are rich and they help one another moreso than other cultures. These are both true, no one denies these things.

I said Jews are rich and they help one another moreso than other cultures

What, honestly, would happen to a public figure or celebrity’s career if they said this

And remember, I said honestly

What would happen if someone said blacks commit the most crimes in the US or that native Americans are more prone to alcoholism? Evidence of overreactions to racial realities still isn't evidence of Jewish conspiracy, you autismo

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask

that likely has roots in their historical oppression literally everywhere they've existed.

Any theories as to why that is?

Seems weird how every race in history just randomly picked a name out of a hat for which group to hate for no reason, and it was coincidentally Jews every time. That sure is a slapstick amount of bad luck!

Because Asian people be all like ching Chong wing Wong and I'm all like THE MENU SAYS THIS COMES WITH SOUP

Their ancestors were not allowed to own land in the Middle Ages. So many rented in cities, then a bunch became bankers / physicians / money lenders / etc..

Then Jews in the US were blocked from working at many blue-collar jobs especially during the industrial revolution when shit loads were immigrating. So, you have a ton of people who are unable to get into factories and skilled labor unions. This pushed everyone out of rural / suburbian ares and into cities. What do you do? Study Law, Medicine, Banking, etc.. become white collar city workers. They just so happen to get very fucking good at it and become very rich in a few generations.

It gets the noggin joggin for retards like you. People with a three digit IQ know that the Democrats aren't controlled by the (((Jews))) just because a few billionaire Jews decided to donate some money to a political party.

Imagine trying to have a healthy relationship with anyone, and secretly believing in this

Jews are not a faction in a video game lol. This is your brain on memes

Oh snap it's our favorite van shitting cumtown bae.

Got my shit on the brain I see

You can google any major media company, sports team, etc and openly read that it’s owned by Jews

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Rooney
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Haslam
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Brown_(American_football_executive)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Bisciotti

Well it seems the entire AFC North is exempt. I stopped there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Pohlad & https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Pohlad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Dolan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Ilitch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Reinsdorf *
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Glass_(businessman)

Out of the AL Central division it looks like the only one is the owner of the White Sox.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_DeVos https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Arison *
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Leonsis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Ressler *

there are 2 Jewish owners in the NBA South East division.

media

most of it is owned by Disney and Bob Iger is Jewish.
Most news stations (regardless of political leaning) are not headed by Jewish figures.

I know, I was exaggerating for effect

You did all of that for nothing

Oh so you mean your FEELINGS don't care about FACTS

Believe what you want. There’s a good chance that if you live long enough, the truth will come out in our lifetime. Maybe it will Even turn out that there was no holocast

Then again, maybe not. Maybe by 2050, Jews will keep goyim as pets and walk them around on leashes, and anyone who suggests that there’s anything wrong with this will be viciously, dutifully beaten to death by loyal goyim for insulting their masters

, the truth will come out in our lifetime

dude, i just gave you proof of what you said was bullshit.

The truth is that you're exaggerating yourself.

In the words of Hulk Hogan you're "working yourself into a shoot, brother"

Then again, maybe not. Maybe by 2050, Jews will keep goyim as pets and walk them around on leashes, and anyone who suggests that there’s anything wrong with this will be viciously, dutifully beaten to death by loyal goyim for insulting their masters

From your mouth to G-d's ears. I know I look forward to keeping you in a sensory deprivation tank, keeping you just barely alive vua rectally fed matzoh and gefilte fish.

Rightoids lmao

Old conservatives I get, their brains are all old and rotten from all the lead they are as kids. Young conservatives on the other hand.

Detaching from reality feels good. Young conservatives think they can just detach a little ironically, and they won't get addicted like the boomers. It's literally ideological meth.

I love the sense for realism and detail, with such marvelous things as inclusion of an akward bald spot.

Sometimes the news "develops"....

https://youtu.be/LnAv_JfOFsM

no one:

conservatives: watch this 2h video to see why i’m right

Lol says the guy that posted a meme that looks like a special needs coma patient made it with crayons in 15 seconds.

Are you referring to this post or something else? I think you need to go down take your mobility scooter to the optician and renew your script for glasses.

Thats the point if it, because the people it’s making fun of are fucking retarded.

No your fuckin retarded

Can you tell me why believing in a worldwide Jewish conspiracy and at the same time rejecting climate science isn’t retarded?

What the fuck is a world jewish climate change conspiracy?

Biodiversity reduction > climate chnage c02.

But hoes need palm oil not oranguatan jungle for their cat filled future. Made by guess who? The giant corporation's that bring you the cure. Monsanto got all your bees dead? Here have some soylent green. Jews are not even the beggining its just a smoke screen. Theirs the gentiles and the jewish staters. Neither are as powerful or as diametrically opposed to eachother as the real threat the Rchilds. Which just happen to be jews but is a meaningless coincidence beyond their superior intellect and green underskin.

I never mentioned a Jewish climate conspiracy. I said this post makes fun of people who believe in a worldwide Jewish conspiracy and at the same time reject climate science, those are two separate things.

worldwide Jewish conspiracy and at the same time reject climate science, those are two separate things.

You sure?

You're either a contrarian or are really god damn retarded.

You sure?

Yes. Confirmed for retard.

Yes. Confirmed for retard.

You sure?

Proof positive

Proof positive

Proof positive

Idk, I’m not defensively posting in a meme thread because my viewpoints are being mocked.

Your topminds material for sure. Haha viewpoints mocked. *slaps face with glove

You’re not even comprehending what I’m saying. The belief that there is a worldwide Jewish conspiracy and the rejecting of climate change are two different concepts. Sure you could believe that there is a worldwide Jewish conspiracy to manufacture fake evidence for climate change. You could also believe there’s a Jewish conspiracy to construct a giant foreskin monster to help them take over the world, and that’s why they practice a barbaric act like circumcision (personally I find this idea very plausible, but more evidence still needs to be found).

The term your looking for is globo homo

Can someone explain the conservatard logic to the theory that the Jews are encouraging multiculturism to fuck with the whities or some shit?

The problem with this is;

1, Jews also live in the western world. 2. Multiculturism means more Muslims. 3. Some Muslim communities harbour Extremist Muslims. 4. Extremist Muslims are boom boom boys. 5. Extremist Muslims hate Jews more than anyone else.

Why the fuck would Jewish people be intentionally loading a weapon that eventually will be turned back on them?

Huh? I'm trying to understand the logic of the conservitard theory.

If by jews you mean Israel, definitely. Most Muslims don't really give a shit about the ones who are anti-zionist and stay out of Israel though.

Why the fuck would Jewish people be intentionally loading a weapon that eventually will be turned back on them?

The more confused amongst us might think being Jewish is about having a Jewish mother, or having a rabbi, or wearing yarmulkes, or Jewishly rubbing ones hands together. All these are wrong.

The essence of being Jewish is copious amounts of self-concious self-loathing.

Oh right so according to 4chan Jews are smart enough to run the world but also stupid enough to suicide themselves.

Yes. Any other questions?

The hand rubbing is pretty important though.

Well they either think

1) jews in western countries are powerful enough to avoid muslims

2) its all jews in iseael doing it so they arent in qny danger

It’s a lot harder to name the Jew when you have Muslim “boom boom boys” and a certain 13% of the population committing 50% of the crime. They thrive under multiculturalism. But they thrive even more when convincing the public that we need waste time talking about stupid shit like transgender bathroom equality and Russian collusion. Meanwhile, Their dastardly deeds go pretty much unnoticed.

Yeah a lot of Jewish people are rich, so what? Hardly dastardly. Be smart + get rich + be powerful. Tough shit.

They view all non-Jews as beneath them, at least the zionist elites that adhere to Talmudic law do. If you’re walking around with your fucking eyes closed you won’t notice it, but if you look at the kind of shit they throw money at, its either all pro-Israel shenanigans, fucking up Palestine, or destroying western morals.

“I know what America is. America is a thing you can move very easily, move it in the right direction. They won't get in our way.”

• Benjamin Netanyahu. Prime Minister of Israel

Uhuh and you've already shown in two posts that you think plenty of people are below you like 'the 13%'. Human nature innit, not really a Jewish conspiracy at all.

That’s a statistical fact. I don’t “think” they’re below me, I “know” that they commit disproportionate crime. Just like I know the Zionists don’t give a fuck about anything except Israel. Everything else is literally expendable in their eyes.

If someone killed your best friend would you just write that off as human nature too? That’s a real bitch baby argument you got there.

It's a statistical fact that Jewish people are smarter than you but you aren't being appropriately subservient about them right now.

I'm not trying to prove that one race is horrifically dastardly, you are. Point is all races can and have been terrible and that's human nature, not Jewish nature.

No, Jewish nature is getting kicked out of 109 different locations around the world throughout history. I guess you’re just gonna chalk that up to human nature too ?

Also,

Intelligence does not equate good intentions. A lot of people a lot smarter than me are a lot more fucking evil than me. What are you talking about? Appropriately subservient?

Jews were a different religion then the people who kicked them out, turns out Religion caused some divides in history. Jews had a bit of a bad rep in the Bible and the Quran turns out that's guna get people a bit heated back in the day. Now combine that with the fact Jews had the most based religion which allowed them to lend money first, they got rich and powerful and a lot of people of countries with your type of mindset got jealous and kicked them out.

So you're just morally superior to Jews and blacks and not intellectually superior, got it.

I’m not sure if you’re actually trying to argue against statistical facts or what. But yes according to statistics, whites proportionately commit a lot less crime than certain other races. You people are using the same argument when you talk about Jewish IQ. So you’re just as “racist” as i am.

Thanks for the quick history refresher, but yes, I am fully aware that Jews invented most of the shady business practices that are used today. I am also fully aware that they take over and crash economies, frequently leading to their expulsion. they not only got “rich and famous” like you said, but they horde the wealth and they fucked over everybody else. It’s happened numerous times.

I understand that religious division sucks. But there is obviously a reason that they have been historically hated and exiled. These things don’t just happen by chance 109 different times.

I'm not some SJW wanker, I'm not calling you anything, I just disagree with you. I see this issue as different shades of grey.

This is going nowhere anyway and arguing on the internet is not cool.

There are plenty of white Jews. Along with every other race. It is a religion, not a race. A lot of European and American Jews are white. To chalk your hatred up to simply white or non-white is just lazy on your part, seeing as that doesn’t really fit unanimously for any of the religions in the western world. There are tons of brown Christians too. Crazy, I know.

I don’t have hatred for “the Jews” but for the zionist elite that I mentioned multiples times. Ironically, there are plenty of Jews that would agree with what I’ve said regarding that.

If you’re referring to the 13% of the population thing; I don’t have hatred for blacks either, I just simply pointed out a statistic..

The Zionist elite are statistically smarter, richer, and better than you.

And?? You’re like the third person to say this.

A lot of evil people are extremely intelligent. In fact, the most dangerous person is someone that’s incredibly fucked up and incredibly intelligent.

Also, you said that someone is statistically “better” than me. “better” is not a statistically measurable variable. You alright big guy?

People keep saying it because it's hilarious that you still cant grasp the irony.

Explain it then.

No, we're laughing at you.

Who, you and the fucking voices in your head? Are they statistically better than me too?

Are they statistically better than me too?

Yes, they're Jewish.

How many time do you think you can say statistically on this thread, dude?

Well that time it was clearly a joke. But yeah man idk, I didn’t think I would need to explain statistics over and over again like that.

You’re not explaining anything. You’re just saying the word over and over again.

So you can use the downvote button but you can’t read?

Perfectly capable of doing both. Check it out.

Honestly its not even jews. Its western, liberal jews. Note how they're in a civil war with traditionalist Israelis. Which kind of points at the problem, its an idea, not a race. Ideologies are mind-viruses, the best you can hope for is ones that aren't too self-destructive.

Conservatives are pathetic

u/title2imagebot

I’m confused by this.. conservatives literally worship the Jews and grovel at Israel’s feet. Next time you look at Donny J, pay attention to the nicely cut Zionist dick in his mouth. If he’s not sucking Sheldon Adelson’s he’s sucking off Bibi Netanyahu’s.

Because it's not conservative. Blaming jews for all your problems has never been conservative thats why it was only taught in prison before the internet.

/r/conservative

hating jews

They picked agendaposting.

Is that Owen Benjamin?

Dat ratio (89%)

Welp

Conservatives love the Jewish people. There is literally no greater protector of Israel in the world at the moment.

This sums up the stupidity of right wing conservatives and how they direct hate to avoid talking about serious issues

Kudos for the accurate representation via bald spot. Chef’s kiss!